Wow that is a confusing as hell chart. Just look at the legend and try and make sense of the order.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 9 May 2014 19:27 (twelve years ago)
yeah i'm just fucking around with different configurations for fun, hadn't cleaned up that order at all
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 9 May 2014 19:28 (twelve years ago)
i think that's an elaborate "i like turtles" joke
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 May 2014 19:39 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/nB6Yon7.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 00:32 (twelve years ago)
nice
― goole, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 01:27 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/MqoC6zi.png
― 龜, Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:35 (twelve years ago)
that girl in the back looks terrified
― Roz, Sunday, 1 June 2014 15:25 (twelve years ago)
is that a guitar hero guitar at bottom left?
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Sunday, 1 June 2014 16:03 (twelve years ago)
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/this-is-what-happens-when-you-ask-reddit-for-legal-advi-1619404235
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 11 August 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)
But dude got all A's for that semester in law school when his roommate committed suicide.
― pplains, Monday, 11 August 2014 21:02 (eleven years ago)
http://www.reddit.com/r/forsale/comments/2cuxna/lsat_prep_books_over_40_practice_tests_around_8/
hahahahahahahaha
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 11 August 2014 21:03 (eleven years ago)
lol
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 11 August 2014 21:15 (eleven years ago)
hi im interested in the obsolete used text books. any chance you could add more pencil scratches, rip out some pages, and ship them to me in a box that's on fire
― Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 11 August 2014 22:42 (eleven years ago)
http://www.reddit.com/r/cocaine/comments/2cet2g/little_blow_and_pokemon_to_end_the_night/
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 15 August 2014 18:43 (eleven years ago)
gdamn that is a depressing subreddit
― call all destroyer, Friday, 15 August 2014 18:50 (eleven years ago)
otm
― marcos, Friday, 15 August 2014 19:07 (eleven years ago)
it seems to consist mostly of dudes doing coke alone near their computers chatting with each other because they have no one else to chat with.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 15 August 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)
dire
― lag∞n, Friday, 15 August 2014 19:20 (eleven years ago)
if you've done a line and the only thing you can think to do is post on reddit... i mean there's no way that's not going to be depressing
― Mordy, Friday, 15 August 2014 19:23 (eleven years ago)
https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/523130174146371584
― goole, Friday, 17 October 2014 16:17 (eleven years ago)
there's no way
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 17 October 2014 16:21 (eleven years ago)
ah- I saw that one!
I moved on once I started imagining the issues involved with being that much closer to the toilet water...
― Evan, Friday, 17 October 2014 16:21 (eleven years ago)
i believe with all my being and spirit
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 October 2014 16:22 (eleven years ago)
rims are gross
― Evan, Friday, 17 October 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)
that guy's parents are guilty of a serious lapse in potty training
― anonanon, Friday, 17 October 2014 16:26 (eleven years ago)
what an important day for that man, good for him
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 October 2014 16:41 (eleven years ago)
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― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Friday, 17 October 2014 20:54 (eleven years ago)
goole you are a national treasure
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― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Friday, 17 October 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)
ifeel like i'm real close to a rim joke here
― i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Friday, 17 October 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)
You're practically on the cusp.
― My Life with the Thrillho Kult (Leee), Friday, 17 October 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)
You know...
― pplains, Friday, 17 October 2014 23:27 (eleven years ago)
I was... old enough to know better...
before I realized that it was easier to wipe while seated.
http://gawker.com/horny-redditors-jerk-off-to-photo-of-dudes-butt-thinki-1648913295
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:10 (eleven years ago)
Dammit
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:11 (eleven years ago)
haa
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)
http://www.dailydot.com/lol/hot-moms-of-reddit/
Then, redditor jubsie88 upped the ante by posting his mom windsurfing topless in the late ’70s (NSFW).
...
And the comments… oh, the comments. Amid general high-fiving hot-mom approval were serious discussions about time travel theories and the actual possibility of banging your own mom before you were born. The r/OldSchoolCool in-joke even launched a real subreddit called r/BangMyParents (NSFW).
Weirdest of all, the phrase “Do you have any pictures of your mom windsurfing?” entered the lexicon as a way to kindly request nudes of someone’s mother. (So if anyone ever asks you that, run.)
― caucasity and the sundance kid (goole), Monday, 3 November 2014 16:20 (eleven years ago)
r/OldSchoolCool
― 龜, Monday, 3 November 2014 16:22 (eleven years ago)
"serious discussions about time travel theories and the actual possibility of banging your own mom before you were born."
I doubt they were serious...
― Evan, Monday, 3 November 2014 16:34 (eleven years ago)
c'mon it's reddit you know those guys have been thinking about how to use science to bang their moms forever
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 3 November 2014 16:44 (eleven years ago)
There's a degree of seriousness yes- like fantasy football. But instead of managing football teams it's about becoming your own father.
― Evan, Monday, 3 November 2014 16:47 (eleven years ago)
I've got this time travel script in my head where the chief, a kinda MenInBlack Rip Torn type, says after a plot reveal, "Just once, could someone steal the machine and not go back in time to fuck his mother?"
― pplains, Monday, 3 November 2014 17:18 (eleven years ago)
why Rip Torn type and not Rip Torn?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 3 November 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)
I don't know if the movie in my head has the budget for the real Rip Torn.
And I hope I'm getting the name right of the guy who used to be on the Larry Sanders Show, not the other guy who throws the confetti around. Though if I was more clever, maybe he's the guy who would get the part.
― pplains, Monday, 3 November 2014 18:21 (eleven years ago)
Oh I totally know who you're talking about and I think his name is Rip Torn, but re: budget, that same guy was in Freddy Got Fingered so imaginary budget probably wouldn't be a problem.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 00:36 (eleven years ago)
The other Rip, Rip Taylor, was in Jackass
― stop looking at me, quan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/gxTGOtM.png
― 龜, Monday, 10 November 2014 12:58 (eleven years ago)
ewww
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)
christ
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 10 November 2014 18:46 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/k2hWkH4.png
gettin in the bathtub w bitches whats up
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)