Alex Jones

Which 25% and can u start a thread for it pls

Try 1-5%.

yeah well. he's not the sort you want on your side in the fight against corporate subjugation. almost as if *wacky conspiracy alert* he was planted there to DISCREDIT the opposition!

he was planted there to make money and provide a release valve for paranoid frustration that might otherwise turn people into problems, but not by a conspiracy. when it comes to autogenerated safety systems i believe in the Hand.

lol

everyone itt needs to read this if they haven't already:

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2005/04/host/303812/

heh i'm in the middle of d.t. max's bio right now

Why is he selling coffee?

radio jocks gotta sell something

it's his favorite coffee!

his on-air pitches are great, especially when he's taking the products on the air, his iodine pills and male vitality pills (only half the dose for alex because it's too powerful), his lung cleanse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPZbfwTU93A

my favorite discovery from the regular guests is jordan maxwell, who is on some next level shit.

his favorite moves:

* BREAKING DOWN THE MEANING OF EVERYDAY WORDS... "if you want to build a two story house, and you want to put a lot of weight on the top floor, you need to go down and look at the first floor... you need to stand under to understand." / "romans used to have a sewer called the SYSTEM... now, we have school systems" and fake etymology of greek and latin words (like drawing a line between corpse and corporation last night)

* OFF WORLD ENTITIES FEEDING US INTELLIGENCE

* MISQUOTED BIBLE VERSES

someone has gone to the trouble of debunking him in an hourlong youtube video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKBCEBfIdCw

"so, you have luke skywalker... LUKE skywalker is lucius and he does battle with the prince of darkness, whose name in the egyptian was SET, S-E-T-- he was called set because they noticed it got dark at sunSET"

98% of all judaism is worship of the planet saturn.

lol JORDAN "RUSTY" MAXWELL | ESOTERIC SCHOLAR

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_a6nx61GQrr8/SovG18qXVjI/AAAAAAAAAsg/SxqI2pLnRfE/s1600-h/Jordan+Maxwell+-+15+Videos.jpg

jordan maxwell and miller ...

so, you have luke skywalker... LUKE skywalker is lucius and he does battle with the prince of darkness, whose name in the egyptian was SET, S-E-T-- he was called set because they noticed it got dark at sunSET

Miller: A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.

Otto: You eat a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippie days?

Miller: I'll give you another instance: you know how everybody's into weirdness right now?...

... bff.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KF-eMrHcgQU/UIGsT73Jd7I/AAAAAAAAJyo/EWIzQorP91A/s1600/bff-cupcakes.jpg

"if you want to build a two story house, and you want to put a lot of weight on the top floor, you need to go down and look at the first floor... you need to stand under to understand."

dude is heavily biting the 5%ers here

I remember him with a megaphone on "the drag" in the early 90's.

what is the drag?

It's the main street by UT Austin

That's in Slacker.

my favorite alex jones theory is that NASA is covering up thousands of dead astronauts and something about unmanned guillotines in space or something.

alex just used the phrase "bizarre satanic judo move"

my favorite alex jones theory is that NASA is covering up thousands of dead astronauts and something about unmanned guillotines in space or something.

Oh my god, I need to find this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLUFm2HtTok

imagine buying nutritional supplements from Alex Jones. Being at that stage in your life.

Thanks dylannn!

HIGH. LEVEL. KEY. MEN.

"if you want to build a two story house, and you want to put a lot of weight on the top floor, you need to go down and look at the first floor... you need to stand under to understand."

Yeah, this is what I meant. There's something in the weird hyper-obsession over words and sounding them out to get at a hidden gnosis or some shit that makes me wonder how much of this is manifested schizoid-ish behaviour.

his arms are so fat. they're like the most succulent sausages of all my dreams.

he's also 98, 99% bullshit. i'm not going to get into it. i grew up in texas, folks. i grew up with people involved in bullshit programs when they were kids.

Heh

Noticed the piles of Infowars magazines piled next to the Austin Chronicle in many of the stores in Austin.

earlier tonight, a middle aged white guy, snapbutton western shirt tucked into navy sweatpants, was in front of wal-mart handing out fliers about fluoridation of water. i tried to catch his eye on my way in. part of me thought hey, i wonder what new world order theory crew he's with, let's have a long chat about reptilians. but i reconsidered while buying my plastic tub of baby chard and on the way out i was going to breeze past him but he was already involved in a conversation with a suntanned couple pushing an aerodynamic baby stroller (probably antivacciners).

alex jones interviews a barrett 50 cal and immortal technique.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hUPdkxsOV8

Immortal Technique is a far better spokesperson for the hardcore antiestablishment wing, often worth a listen, even if he truths about more than is sometimes appropriate, haha

unmanned guillotines in space or something.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, May 10, 2014 2:37 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

Beautiful, beautiful image

Immortal Technique was pretty cool... back when I was in junior high!!!

the Andrew Neil 'gnat swat' approach to Jones from 2013 is still classic

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2013/jun/09/andrew-neil-alex-jones-sunday-politics

Immortal Technique was pretty cool... back when I was in junior high!!!

“That is why today, when you get married, you get married before God. And the symbol of that God is the ring that is put on each other's fingers. The ring of Saturn. In the marriage phrases, one also begins to see what that has to do with Saturn.

So when you get married, you get married with a ring and the symbol of that God is the ring, the ring of Saturn. You're wearing God's ring.

And the yarmulke was the round ring that you wear on your head, for Saturn your God. Even in the middle ages, in the temples, Catholic monks would shave their heads in a round circle, and the Hebrews, instead of doing that, would wear the yarmulke. But it all had to do with the round rings of Saturn.”
Jordan Maxwell, “Matrix of Power”

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/atlantean_conspiracy/atlantean_conspiracy37.htm

The gods of ELohim are angELs, the messengers of god.

When witches cast a speEL, they put the “Hex” (6) on someone, and when chefs deep fry something, they “Deep 6” it. It is the ELites who run the world today. Elite comes from the “IsraElites” which came from the Egyptian worship of the Moon (Isis), the Sun, (Ra), and Saturn (Elohim), hence IsRaEl.

Jews and Muslims alike worship a huge black cube/box called Kabba at Mecca. Their god YHWH is known as the “Tetragramaton” meaning their 4 letter (4 sided?) God. The “Kabballah” of Jewish mysticism/Masonry comes from KabbaAllah or “CubeGod” around which people gather and ceremonially walk in circles.

Thus it can be said they are “circling the square.” Masons are also constantly referring to “circling the square” and “squaring the circle.”

For instance, this is why a “boxing” match is fought for “rounds” in the “ring” but it is actually a 4 sided square arena with corners.

Yeah, I remember reading something about this a while back. It's like some folks have an Aspergers-like condition where they need explicit D&D rulesets for real-life, and will create them themselves if they don't find any.

It's an chronic inability to handle any ambiguity, any uncertainty, any mystery, any possible discrepancy, so there's got to be a place for everything and everything in its place, with explicit, externally reinforced rules and purposes for everything.

On a related note, the sovereign citizen movement

It happens in lots of mental illnesses - mania, psychotic episodes, schizophrenia etc. There's a sense in which everything is significant, everything is linked together (even if it's as simple as having 2 letters in common in a word). It's surprisingly overwhelming. I speak of my own experience with psychotic episodes and mania - but mine are mostly autonomously generated, personal - I don't know what I would be like with a resource like online conspiracy theorists to direct the delusions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYmIn1upo1c

Black is both Saturn’s color and Satan’s color. The black holy bible tells us Satan is 666. Saturn is the 6th planet, its symbol is a 6pointed star, it supposedly has hexagon weather formations, and Saturnday the 6th day, is Ozzy Osbourne’s “Black Sabbath.”

Also highlighting this theme, the Rolling “Stones” sang Paint it Black, Paint it Blue, Blue Turns to Grey, Black Angel, XXX and Sympathy for the Devil.

A bruise is black and blue; bruise like the He“brews” whose longstanding secret societies are orchestrating this blue/black agenda. The 6th chakra, the pineal gland, the 3rd eye (all the same thing) is usually represented with the color blue, but they seem intent on Painting it Black.

The Stones’ lyrics go,
“I see a red door and I want it painted black, no colors anymore I want them to turn black. No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue … I want them to turn black.”
When you’re hit you get a black eye (supposedly, though the bruise is usually other colors), but the real “black eye” is your 3rd eye; The chakra which should be colored blue, but they have changed to black. This most important organ has in recent centuries shrunk in size from about the size of a quarter, to the size of a pea.

The Black Eyed Peas ironically sing a song called Third Eye with lyrics like,
“I got three eyes, one look from the left side, the other from the right side, got one eye on the inside, and I can see you outside, plottin’ to come in.”
Also in the same song,
“If Bush is Pinocchio, who the hell is Gepetto? Beware of Gepetto. I could point out their behavior to keep y’immune from the poisonous flavor, but once you’re caught I can’t save ya, they’ll manipulate your mind so you enjoy danger.”
The band Third Eye Blind has a song called Eye Conqueror.

Feel like a lot of the popularity of crazy conspiracy stuff these days is due to aging baby boomers who at one time were probably hippies or at least anti-authoritarian in some respects, who grew up in the 80s and had kids and started getting conservative, then eventually the kids leave the home around 2000s, 9/11 happens providing a whole new jolt for the conspiracy industry (biggest since JFK, possibly even bigger), hey here's a chance at your second adolescence, you're already gossiping and stuff w your friends on Facebook like you haven't done since you were in high school, also you are starting to slowly loose your mind as you get older, plus industry taking advantage of these people, who knows what they put in prescription drugs, the water supply, confusion about emerging technologies (boomers not growing up w computers the way millenial did), general distrust/rebellion, some latent embedded generational racism, mix it all up and wha-la. Senior Rebellion Phase.

Also in a funny way maybe this is also some kind of throwback to 70's occult explosion, pop culture nostalgia/historical revisionism has eaten up nearly everything previously derided as uncool in pop culture now we are quickly gnawing our way through unpop culture. Not culture but Cult. So esoteric stuff gets dug up and thrown together. Now if you read primary texts of this cult stuff they always warn about fooling with powers you don't understand and maybe the danger isn't that you will accidentally do a magic spell that turns your head into a tree but the misuse of symbols and subsequent commercialization of occult knowledge is creating a flood of misinformation, making it harder to tell what is true or not, flooding the world with things that sound more and more IMPORTANT and LIFE CHANGING and paradoxically making everything actually sound less and less like they make any sense or have anything to do with reality at all.

It's certainly interesting that these people talk about their 'eye-opening' moments in pseudo-religious terms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXHY8CZYJJw

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