why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Hahaha

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:00 (twelve years ago)

i actually know someone who was on jeopardy and lost the lead in final jeopardy bc he chose alta vista over google as the most popular search engine.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:09 (twelve years ago)

it seems crazy now. but i actually used ask jeeves, alta vista, dogpile, etc. back in the day. that 'dogpile' even exists is absurd. not worth my horribly formed joek. but it's absurd.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:10 (twelve years ago)

Remember Mama? I used that one.

carl agatha, Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:22 (twelve years ago)

"I don't have to ask my wife - she left me because I'm an unbearable prick"

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Thursday, 8 May 2014 20:49 (twelve years ago)

oh god
this is just pathetic

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/1898272_709228039127512_12777537_n.jpg

funch dressing (La Lechera), Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:14 (twelve years ago)

Mmmmm, camera ham.

emil.y, Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:15 (twelve years ago)

sorry stevie nicks, you have to pick one

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:24 (twelve years ago)

Butter or Fly PICK ONE MARIAH

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:43 (twelve years ago)

sorry bo jackson

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 00:12 (twelve years ago)

u must specialize

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 00:12 (twelve years ago)

flatbread or pizza: PICK ONE, SUBWAY

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 May 2014 00:53 (twelve years ago)

markers or waterface. no switzerlands allowed.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 00:58 (twelve years ago)

am I a country or a rock?

chinavision!, Friday, 9 May 2014 01:00 (twelve years ago)

you are the country rock song 'like a rock'

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:03 (twelve years ago)

but you also have a country in you display name so that's 2 vs. 2 it's a toss up

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:04 (twelve years ago)

vegemite or grrl

;_;

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:32 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/oXKhJpa.jpg

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Friday, 9 May 2014 12:45 (twelve years ago)

lol @ "Leather or lace? McDonald's or Taco Bell?"

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Friday, 9 May 2014 12:46 (twelve years ago)

gifs that make me ashamed to be a socialist for $500

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 May 2014 15:12 (twelve years ago)

lol @ "Leather or lace? McDonald's or Taco Bell?"

― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Friday, May 9, 2014 8:46 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your place or mine?

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 15:17 (twelve years ago)

dying at lengthy rebuttals of that Paris Hilton macro by libertarian bloggers

http://vincenton.wordpress.com/2013/12/22/this-9gag-meme-claims-capitalism-should-be-blamed-for-teslas-poverty-and-paris-hiltons-success-while-freely-spreading-factual-political-error/

http://maximizeliberty.com/post/73005465714/ridiculous-meme-of-the-day-debunked-paris-hilton-vs

the final toasting before making a dash for the frigid regions upstairs (soref), Friday, 9 May 2014 15:22 (twelve years ago)

they mad

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 15:24 (twelve years ago)

'debunked'

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 May 2014 16:01 (twelve years ago)

let me guess, they replied to a silly amateurish jpeg with a dish of the ole 'WE DON'T HAVE A TR00 FREE MARKET SYSTEM' casserole w/ a side of Ayn Rand nonsense? only asking cos I refuse to read it

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 May 2014 16:02 (twelve years ago)

anyone getting these timehop things yet?

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10264827_10152162341457983_2942796089773981155_n.jpg

how's life, Friday, 9 May 2014 17:57 (twelve years ago)

"That same right was denied in his native homeland, Croatia/Yugoslavia/Serbia (or whatever!)."

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Friday, 9 May 2014 18:10 (twelve years ago)

"I can only assume one thing..." you don't live in Scotland.

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Friday, 9 May 2014 23:55 (twelve years ago)

.. You are not wearing a shirt.

Mark G, Saturday, 10 May 2014 09:03 (twelve years ago)

http://www.viralnova.com/weekly-chalkboard-art/

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, 10 May 2014 15:22 (twelve years ago)

hated that too

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 10 May 2014 16:19 (twelve years ago)

I clean the apartment when I procrastinate. I should be an apartment cleaner.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 10 May 2014 16:49 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/HMySMNB.png

Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you.

pplains, Saturday, 10 May 2014 16:55 (twelve years ago)

jesus did you guys post this already. these people should be executed:

http://www.viralnova.com/weekly-chalkboard-art/#KA3Gm1PkkSPvj8E9.01

scott seward, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:01 (twelve years ago)

also came here because of that

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:06 (twelve years ago)

some of the most beautiful (and inspiring) art you'll ever see

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:07 (twelve years ago)

ugh

scott seward, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:08 (twelve years ago)

I am picturing twelve animals surrounding me in a circle and melting my heart, then tearing my body to pieces.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:23 (twelve years ago)

Something to be said for all of clicking on those links though (including me, twice.)

pplains, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:29 (twelve years ago)

did your brain exploded

write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:33 (twelve years ago)

brain exploded all over the keyboard.

pplains, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:34 (twelve years ago)

just when you thought you were safe from neil degrasse tyson quotes....bam! *mind blown*

scott seward, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:52 (twelve years ago)

Looking forward to all the imitations of these - gonna be awesome.

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Saturday, 10 May 2014 19:10 (twelve years ago)

Neil sat down on the arm of a couch, tilted his head to the right, and exploded my mind.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 10 May 2014 22:57 (twelve years ago)

he broke my nose with science

denial plan (electricsound), Sunday, 11 May 2014 01:37 (twelve years ago)

uh huh because a full fridge automatically means u are spending money you dont have instead of oh maybe stocking up bcz u dont eat out every night like empty fridge "hard working taxpayer"

RAAAAAAGE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 02:24 (twelve years ago)

also who keeps sbux pastries in the fridge ffs

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 02:24 (twelve years ago)

heart goes out 2 the hard working taxpayers starving to death while decadent welfare claimants pig out on eggs.

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 11 May 2014 02:34 (twelve years ago)


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