Alex Jones

this Alex Jones shit used to be funny until all the cranks, racist grandparents and internet libertarians flooded social media and it became apparent that this bs really strikes a chord with a frighteningly large number of people

bingo.

^^^ tbomb

Some of the language/word-homonym stuff sounds like the exact same tortured thinking of sovereign citizen types. I wonder of much of this is just exhibiting symptoms of schizophrenic thinking.

Yeah, I know it's all very funny, but most of these people (including Alex Jones) talk as if they're schizophrenic, or some other way impaired. I just spent a while in a psychiatric hospital and while I heard some stuff like this, I never heard it to this extent. And that's because it's a group of people giving each other positive feedback on their delusions. Which is sad, unhealthy and maybe dangerous.

When I was young all the cool freaky types were into the Illuminatus Trilogy and it seemed like fun (we even had the card game) but after the OK City bombing all that stuff started to creep me out

IDK Illuminatus is so hippy-dippy and obviously tongue in cheek. Compared to the Alex Joneses and David Ickes of the world, it's nothing.

the worst thing about alex jones is that his nutcasery detracts from the fact that there are seriously fucking evil people out there exploiting & dominating the world's public in breathtaking & abysmal ways

like, maybe 25% of what he says is probably true (sans embellishments)? maybe more? christ though what a jerk

Which 25% and can u start a thread for it pls

Try 1-5%.

yeah well. he's not the sort you want on your side in the fight against corporate subjugation. almost as if *wacky conspiracy alert* he was planted there to DISCREDIT the opposition!

he was planted there to make money and provide a release valve for paranoid frustration that might otherwise turn people into problems, but not by a conspiracy. when it comes to autogenerated safety systems i believe in the Hand.

lol

everyone itt needs to read this if they haven't already:

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2005/04/host/303812/

heh i'm in the middle of d.t. max's bio right now

Why is he selling coffee?

radio jocks gotta sell something

it's his favorite coffee!

his on-air pitches are great, especially when he's taking the products on the air, his iodine pills and male vitality pills (only half the dose for alex because it's too powerful), his lung cleanse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPZbfwTU93A

my favorite discovery from the regular guests is jordan maxwell, who is on some next level shit.

his favorite moves:

* BREAKING DOWN THE MEANING OF EVERYDAY WORDS... "if you want to build a two story house, and you want to put a lot of weight on the top floor, you need to go down and look at the first floor... you need to stand under to understand." / "romans used to have a sewer called the SYSTEM... now, we have school systems" and fake etymology of greek and latin words (like drawing a line between corpse and corporation last night)

* OFF WORLD ENTITIES FEEDING US INTELLIGENCE

* MISQUOTED BIBLE VERSES

someone has gone to the trouble of debunking him in an hourlong youtube video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKBCEBfIdCw

"so, you have luke skywalker... LUKE skywalker is lucius and he does battle with the prince of darkness, whose name in the egyptian was SET, S-E-T-- he was called set because they noticed it got dark at sunSET"

98% of all judaism is worship of the planet saturn.

lol JORDAN "RUSTY" MAXWELL | ESOTERIC SCHOLAR

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_a6nx61GQrr8/SovG18qXVjI/AAAAAAAAAsg/SxqI2pLnRfE/s1600-h/Jordan+Maxwell+-+15+Videos.jpg

jordan maxwell and miller ...

so, you have luke skywalker... LUKE skywalker is lucius and he does battle with the prince of darkness, whose name in the egyptian was SET, S-E-T-- he was called set because they noticed it got dark at sunSET

Miller: A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.

Otto: You eat a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippie days?

Miller: I'll give you another instance: you know how everybody's into weirdness right now?...

... bff.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KF-eMrHcgQU/UIGsT73Jd7I/AAAAAAAAJyo/EWIzQorP91A/s1600/bff-cupcakes.jpg

"if you want to build a two story house, and you want to put a lot of weight on the top floor, you need to go down and look at the first floor... you need to stand under to understand."

dude is heavily biting the 5%ers here

I remember him with a megaphone on "the drag" in the early 90's.

what is the drag?

It's the main street by UT Austin

That's in Slacker.

my favorite alex jones theory is that NASA is covering up thousands of dead astronauts and something about unmanned guillotines in space or something.

alex just used the phrase "bizarre satanic judo move"

my favorite alex jones theory is that NASA is covering up thousands of dead astronauts and something about unmanned guillotines in space or something.

Oh my god, I need to find this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLUFm2HtTok

imagine buying nutritional supplements from Alex Jones. Being at that stage in your life.

Thanks dylannn!

HIGH. LEVEL. KEY. MEN.

"if you want to build a two story house, and you want to put a lot of weight on the top floor, you need to go down and look at the first floor... you need to stand under to understand."

Yeah, this is what I meant. There's something in the weird hyper-obsession over words and sounding them out to get at a hidden gnosis or some shit that makes me wonder how much of this is manifested schizoid-ish behaviour.

his arms are so fat. they're like the most succulent sausages of all my dreams.

he's also 98, 99% bullshit. i'm not going to get into it. i grew up in texas, folks. i grew up with people involved in bullshit programs when they were kids.

Heh

Noticed the piles of Infowars magazines piled next to the Austin Chronicle in many of the stores in Austin.

earlier tonight, a middle aged white guy, snapbutton western shirt tucked into navy sweatpants, was in front of wal-mart handing out fliers about fluoridation of water. i tried to catch his eye on my way in. part of me thought hey, i wonder what new world order theory crew he's with, let's have a long chat about reptilians. but i reconsidered while buying my plastic tub of baby chard and on the way out i was going to breeze past him but he was already involved in a conversation with a suntanned couple pushing an aerodynamic baby stroller (probably antivacciners).

alex jones interviews a barrett 50 cal and immortal technique.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hUPdkxsOV8

Immortal Technique is a far better spokesperson for the hardcore antiestablishment wing, often worth a listen, even if he truths about more than is sometimes appropriate, haha

unmanned guillotines in space or something.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, May 10, 2014 2:37 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

Beautiful, beautiful image

Immortal Technique was pretty cool... back when I was in junior high!!!

the Andrew Neil 'gnat swat' approach to Jones from 2013 is still classic

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2013/jun/09/andrew-neil-alex-jones-sunday-politics

Immortal Technique was pretty cool... back when I was in junior high!!!

“That is why today, when you get married, you get married before God. And the symbol of that God is the ring that is put on each other's fingers. The ring of Saturn. In the marriage phrases, one also begins to see what that has to do with Saturn.

So when you get married, you get married with a ring and the symbol of that God is the ring, the ring of Saturn. You're wearing God's ring.

And the yarmulke was the round ring that you wear on your head, for Saturn your God. Even in the middle ages, in the temples, Catholic monks would shave their heads in a round circle, and the Hebrews, instead of doing that, would wear the yarmulke. But it all had to do with the round rings of Saturn.”
Jordan Maxwell, “Matrix of Power”

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/atlantean_conspiracy/atlantean_conspiracy37.htm