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this Alex Jones shit used to be funny until all the cranks, racist grandparents and internet libertarians flooded social media and it became apparent that this bs really strikes a chord with a frighteningly large number of people

bouts of remission, hot 'n fresh out tha kitchen (will), Thursday, 8 May 2014 12:16 (ten years ago) link

bingo.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 8 May 2014 12:42 (ten years ago) link

^^^ tbomb

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Thursday, 8 May 2014 12:44 (ten years ago) link

Some of the language/word-homonym stuff sounds like the exact same tortured thinking of sovereign citizen types. I wonder of much of this is just exhibiting symptoms of schizophrenic thinking.

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Thursday, 8 May 2014 15:26 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I know it's all very funny, but most of these people (including Alex Jones) talk as if they're schizophrenic, or some other way impaired. I just spent a while in a psychiatric hospital and while I heard some stuff like this, I never heard it to this extent. And that's because it's a group of people giving each other positive feedback on their delusions. Which is sad, unhealthy and maybe dangerous.

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Thursday, 8 May 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link

When I was young all the cool freaky types were into the Illuminatus Trilogy and it seemed like fun (we even had the card game) but after the OK City bombing all that stuff started to creep me out

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Thursday, 8 May 2014 22:29 (ten years ago) link

IDK Illuminatus is so hippy-dippy and obviously tongue in cheek. Compared to the Alex Joneses and David Ickes of the world, it's nothing.

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:12 (ten years ago) link

the worst thing about alex jones is that his nutcasery detracts from the fact that there are seriously fucking evil people out there exploiting & dominating the world's public in breathtaking & abysmal ways

verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:14 (ten years ago) link

like, maybe 25% of what he says is probably true (sans embellishments)? maybe more? christ though what a jerk

verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:21 (ten years ago) link

Which 25% and can u start a thread for it pls

james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:32 (ten years ago) link

Try 1-5%.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 9 May 2014 01:40 (ten years ago) link

yeah well. he's not the sort you want on your side in the fight against corporate subjugation. almost as if *wacky conspiracy alert* he was planted there to DISCREDIT the opposition!

verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:43 (ten years ago) link

he was planted there to make money and provide a release valve for paranoid frustration that might otherwise turn people into problems, but not by a conspiracy. when it comes to autogenerated safety systems i believe in the Hand.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 9 May 2014 01:49 (ten years ago) link

lol

verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:51 (ten years ago) link

everyone itt needs to read this if they haven't already:

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2005/04/host/303812/

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:15 (ten years ago) link

heh i'm in the middle of d.t. max's bio right now

markers, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:51 (ten years ago) link

Why is he selling coffee?

*tera, Friday, 9 May 2014 22:16 (ten years ago) link

radio jocks gotta sell something

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 9 May 2014 22:35 (ten years ago) link

it's his favorite coffee!

dylannn, Friday, 9 May 2014 22:56 (ten years ago) link

his on-air pitches are great, especially when he's taking the products on the air, his iodine pills and male vitality pills (only half the dose for alex because it's too powerful), his lung cleanse.

dylannn, Friday, 9 May 2014 22:58 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPZbfwTU93A

dylannn, Friday, 9 May 2014 23:00 (ten years ago) link

my favorite discovery from the regular guests is jordan maxwell, who is on some next level shit.

his favorite moves:

* BREAKING DOWN THE MEANING OF EVERYDAY WORDS... "if you want to build a two story house, and you want to put a lot of weight on the top floor, you need to go down and look at the first floor... you need to stand under to understand." / "romans used to have a sewer called the SYSTEM... now, we have school systems" and fake etymology of greek and latin words (like drawing a line between corpse and corporation last night)

* OFF WORLD ENTITIES FEEDING US INTELLIGENCE

* MISQUOTED BIBLE VERSES

someone has gone to the trouble of debunking him in an hourlong youtube video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKBCEBfIdCw

dylannn, Friday, 9 May 2014 23:11 (ten years ago) link

"so, you have luke skywalker... LUKE skywalker is lucius and he does battle with the prince of darkness, whose name in the egyptian was SET, S-E-T-- he was called set because they noticed it got dark at sunSET"

dylannn, Friday, 9 May 2014 23:15 (ten years ago) link

98% of all judaism is worship of the planet saturn.

dylannn, Friday, 9 May 2014 23:16 (ten years ago) link

lol JORDAN "RUSTY" MAXWELL | ESOTERIC SCHOLAR

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_a6nx61GQrr8/SovG18qXVjI/AAAAAAAAAsg/SxqI2pLnRfE/s1600-h/Jordan+Maxwell+-+15+Videos.jpg

balls, Friday, 9 May 2014 23:21 (ten years ago) link

jordan maxwell and miller ...

so, you have luke skywalker... LUKE skywalker is lucius and he does battle with the prince of darkness, whose name in the egyptian was SET, S-E-T-- he was called set because they noticed it got dark at sunSET

Miller: A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.

Otto: You eat a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippie days?

Miller: I'll give you another instance: you know how everybody's into weirdness right now?...

... bff.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KF-eMrHcgQU/UIGsT73Jd7I/AAAAAAAAJyo/EWIzQorP91A/s1600/bff-cupcakes.jpg

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 9 May 2014 23:22 (ten years ago) link

"if you want to build a two story house, and you want to put a lot of weight on the top floor, you need to go down and look at the first floor... you need to stand under to understand."

dude is heavily biting the 5%ers here

I remember him with a megaphone on "the drag" in the early 90's.

*tera, Saturday, 10 May 2014 04:49 (ten years ago) link

what is the drag?

dylannn, Saturday, 10 May 2014 05:28 (ten years ago) link

It's the main street by UT Austin

nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Saturday, 10 May 2014 05:30 (ten years ago) link

That's in Slacker.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 10 May 2014 06:28 (ten years ago) link

my favorite alex jones theory is that NASA is covering up thousands of dead astronauts and something about unmanned guillotines in space or something.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 10 May 2014 06:37 (ten years ago) link

alex just used the phrase "bizarre satanic judo move"

dylannn, Saturday, 10 May 2014 06:47 (ten years ago) link

my favorite alex jones theory is that NASA is covering up thousands of dead astronauts and something about unmanned guillotines in space or something.

Oh my god, I need to find this.

Slumdog Baseballionaire (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 10 May 2014 07:18 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLUFm2HtTok

dylannn, Saturday, 10 May 2014 07:29 (ten years ago) link

imagine buying nutritional supplements from Alex Jones. Being at that stage in your life.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 May 2014 07:34 (ten years ago) link

Thanks dylannn!

HIGH. LEVEL. KEY. MEN.

Slumdog Baseballionaire (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 10 May 2014 07:36 (ten years ago) link

"if you want to build a two story house, and you want to put a lot of weight on the top floor, you need to go down and look at the first floor... you need to stand under to understand."

Yeah, this is what I meant. There's something in the weird hyper-obsession over words and sounding them out to get at a hidden gnosis or some shit that makes me wonder how much of this is manifested schizoid-ish behaviour.

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Saturday, 10 May 2014 08:10 (ten years ago) link

his arms are so fat. they're like the most succulent sausages of all my dreams.

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Saturday, 10 May 2014 09:02 (ten years ago) link

he's also 98, 99% bullshit. i'm not going to get into it. i grew up in texas, folks. i grew up with people involved in bullshit programs when they were kids.

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Saturday, 10 May 2014 09:03 (ten years ago) link

Heh

Slumdog Baseballionaire (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 10 May 2014 09:42 (ten years ago) link

Noticed the piles of Infowars magazines piled next to the Austin Chronicle in many of the stores in Austin.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 10 May 2014 10:42 (ten years ago) link

earlier tonight, a middle aged white guy, snapbutton western shirt tucked into navy sweatpants, was in front of wal-mart handing out fliers about fluoridation of water. i tried to catch his eye on my way in. part of me thought hey, i wonder what new world order theory crew he's with, let's have a long chat about reptilians. but i reconsidered while buying my plastic tub of baby chard and on the way out i was going to breeze past him but he was already involved in a conversation with a suntanned couple pushing an aerodynamic baby stroller (probably antivacciners).

dylannn, Saturday, 10 May 2014 10:59 (ten years ago) link

alex jones interviews a barrett 50 cal and immortal technique.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hUPdkxsOV8

dylannn, Saturday, 10 May 2014 11:23 (ten years ago) link

Immortal Technique is a far better spokesperson for the hardcore antiestablishment wing, often worth a listen, even if he truths about more than is sometimes appropriate, haha

verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Saturday, 10 May 2014 11:36 (ten years ago) link

unmanned guillotines in space or something.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, May 10, 2014 2:37 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

Beautiful, beautiful image

, Saturday, 10 May 2014 12:51 (ten years ago) link

Immortal Technique was pretty cool... back when I was in junior high!!!

, Saturday, 10 May 2014 12:51 (ten years ago) link

the Andrew Neil 'gnat swat' approach to Jones from 2013 is still classic

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2013/jun/09/andrew-neil-alex-jones-sunday-politics

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 May 2014 15:40 (ten years ago) link

Immortal Technique was pretty cool... back when I was in junior high!!!

Slumdog Baseballionaire (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link

“That is why today, when you get married, you get married before God. And the symbol of that God is the ring that is put on each other's fingers. The ring of Saturn. In the marriage phrases, one also begins to see what that has to do with Saturn.

So when you get married, you get married with a ring and the symbol of that God is the ring, the ring of Saturn. You're wearing God's ring.

And the yarmulke was the round ring that you wear on your head, for Saturn your God. Even in the middle ages, in the temples, Catholic monks would shave their heads in a round circle, and the Hebrews, instead of doing that, would wear the yarmulke. But it all had to do with the round rings of Saturn.”
Jordan Maxwell, “Matrix of Power”

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/atlantean_conspiracy/atlantean_conspiracy37.htm

dylannn, Monday, 12 May 2014 07:46 (ten years ago) link


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