Alex Jones

* we used to worship saturn, who was referred to as the "inhibitor" and the "lord of the rings."

* the rings represent chains. that is why women were told to listen to saturn. that's why they were "EARrings." now you have wedding rings, pedophile rings and a film called LORD OF THE RINGS: TWO TOWERS-- which is masonic and depraved.

* the romans used to call their sewage system, "the system"-- now we have "school systems."

* when babies are born, their feet are printed, which is sent off as collateral to the imf and world bank

* the double helix snake sign for medicine... they knew the secrets before dna was discovered by science... that is otherworldly

* there are strange pyramids underwater, which implies that a higher intelligence has been on earth for longer than we know and "something very evil is coming this way" and will make the human race into a "computerized unit"

this louis jordan dude is big on breaking down words:

* "when you die you are a corpse, a corporation"

* "now people are saying, 'oh, stay away from him, he's bad company'... COMPANY"

* "demonic providence"

alex jones: cats carry an amoeba that makes us servants to cats -> the egyptians were infected by it and began worshipping cats -> "i'm not sure how this fits in" -> imagine what other parasites there are that we don't know about -> "spiritual parasites!"

louis maxwell: there are so many movies about CAT GODS -> there is some kind of "magical system at work" -> where did our technology come from? -> we are being fed high technology from off-world entities -> why did we get so far and so deep into the occult world in 100 years, at the same time as we developed technology? -> i have no respect for the systems of education -> there is definitely otherworld interference -> "the word is not evolution-- it's interference"

alex: that's what genesis says!

louis maxwell: i talked to rabbis about that in the 1960s -> "i asked a high ranking rabbi in america in the 1960s, in genesis 9:1... it talks about noah... it says that when noah came off the ark, go forth and multiply and replenish the earth" -> "is that a correct translation? REplenish? as in, re-do, do it again" -> the rabbis said yeah -> "what about genesis 1:28, go forth multiply and REplenish the earth?" -> there was a pre-adamic man -> that explains all the weirdo temples -> the english translators were very good with the king's english, so we now know the words "without form and void" should be "became a waste and a desolation" -> jeremiah, the fourth chapter, god gave him a vision and he saw the earth as a meeting place for the gods, the elohim -> there were no people but lots of cities and animals

...

alex: we are the nanotech of god

louis maxwell: nowhere in the bible does it say god created man -> then why does christianity teach us that? -> what it says in the bible is...

alex: "STAY THERE! STAY THERE! STAY THERE!"

[commercial break]

did they get to the part where the bible talks about giants

that hasn't been mentioned.

alex jones: i believe the king james version says, let US make god in our image -> "the people you see on tv, francois mitterand and tony blair, they hit the ground and they are possessed by the spirit of light, his wife's a witch" -> obama is saying 2+2=5 -> there's a war on reality -> "louis, what's your take on what's happening now in the state of the world?"

louis maxwell: god never created man -> in hebrew, man is "ish" -> [long digression] -> god said, "let us make man in our likeness," which implies man was already here -> god must have been talking to someone -> three men visited abraham and sarah and abraham bowed to them -> abraham insisted that they eat -> two of the men left -> the one that stayed was the almighty god the creator -> god walked and talked with adam

those cat parasites are freaky for real

it like goes in yr brain and makes you wanna go get eaten by a cat or something.

i'm not sure how it fits in either tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQw1gUvbFP8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLRjbFjl49k

the jordan maxwell appearance starts around 1:30 mark, if you want to educate yourself about the pirates of the caribbean.

this Alex Jones shit used to be funny until all the cranks, racist grandparents and internet libertarians flooded social media and it became apparent that this bs really strikes a chord with a frighteningly large number of people

bingo.

^^^ tbomb

Some of the language/word-homonym stuff sounds like the exact same tortured thinking of sovereign citizen types. I wonder of much of this is just exhibiting symptoms of schizophrenic thinking.

Yeah, I know it's all very funny, but most of these people (including Alex Jones) talk as if they're schizophrenic, or some other way impaired. I just spent a while in a psychiatric hospital and while I heard some stuff like this, I never heard it to this extent. And that's because it's a group of people giving each other positive feedback on their delusions. Which is sad, unhealthy and maybe dangerous.

When I was young all the cool freaky types were into the Illuminatus Trilogy and it seemed like fun (we even had the card game) but after the OK City bombing all that stuff started to creep me out

IDK Illuminatus is so hippy-dippy and obviously tongue in cheek. Compared to the Alex Joneses and David Ickes of the world, it's nothing.

the worst thing about alex jones is that his nutcasery detracts from the fact that there are seriously fucking evil people out there exploiting & dominating the world's public in breathtaking & abysmal ways

like, maybe 25% of what he says is probably true (sans embellishments)? maybe more? christ though what a jerk

Which 25% and can u start a thread for it pls

Try 1-5%.

yeah well. he's not the sort you want on your side in the fight against corporate subjugation. almost as if *wacky conspiracy alert* he was planted there to DISCREDIT the opposition!

he was planted there to make money and provide a release valve for paranoid frustration that might otherwise turn people into problems, but not by a conspiracy. when it comes to autogenerated safety systems i believe in the Hand.

lol

everyone itt needs to read this if they haven't already:

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2005/04/host/303812/

heh i'm in the middle of d.t. max's bio right now

Why is he selling coffee?

radio jocks gotta sell something

it's his favorite coffee!

his on-air pitches are great, especially when he's taking the products on the air, his iodine pills and male vitality pills (only half the dose for alex because it's too powerful), his lung cleanse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPZbfwTU93A

my favorite discovery from the regular guests is jordan maxwell, who is on some next level shit.

his favorite moves:

* BREAKING DOWN THE MEANING OF EVERYDAY WORDS... "if you want to build a two story house, and you want to put a lot of weight on the top floor, you need to go down and look at the first floor... you need to stand under to understand." / "romans used to have a sewer called the SYSTEM... now, we have school systems" and fake etymology of greek and latin words (like drawing a line between corpse and corporation last night)

* OFF WORLD ENTITIES FEEDING US INTELLIGENCE

* MISQUOTED BIBLE VERSES

someone has gone to the trouble of debunking him in an hourlong youtube video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKBCEBfIdCw

"so, you have luke skywalker... LUKE skywalker is lucius and he does battle with the prince of darkness, whose name in the egyptian was SET, S-E-T-- he was called set because they noticed it got dark at sunSET"

98% of all judaism is worship of the planet saturn.

lol JORDAN "RUSTY" MAXWELL | ESOTERIC SCHOLAR

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_a6nx61GQrr8/SovG18qXVjI/AAAAAAAAAsg/SxqI2pLnRfE/s1600-h/Jordan+Maxwell+-+15+Videos.jpg

jordan maxwell and miller ...

so, you have luke skywalker... LUKE skywalker is lucius and he does battle with the prince of darkness, whose name in the egyptian was SET, S-E-T-- he was called set because they noticed it got dark at sunSET

Miller: A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.

Otto: You eat a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippie days?

Miller: I'll give you another instance: you know how everybody's into weirdness right now?...

... bff.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KF-eMrHcgQU/UIGsT73Jd7I/AAAAAAAAJyo/EWIzQorP91A/s1600/bff-cupcakes.jpg

"if you want to build a two story house, and you want to put a lot of weight on the top floor, you need to go down and look at the first floor... you need to stand under to understand."

dude is heavily biting the 5%ers here

I remember him with a megaphone on "the drag" in the early 90's.

what is the drag?

It's the main street by UT Austin

That's in Slacker.

my favorite alex jones theory is that NASA is covering up thousands of dead astronauts and something about unmanned guillotines in space or something.

alex just used the phrase "bizarre satanic judo move"

my favorite alex jones theory is that NASA is covering up thousands of dead astronauts and something about unmanned guillotines in space or something.

Oh my god, I need to find this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLUFm2HtTok

imagine buying nutritional supplements from Alex Jones. Being at that stage in your life.

Thanks dylannn!

HIGH. LEVEL. KEY. MEN.

"if you want to build a two story house, and you want to put a lot of weight on the top floor, you need to go down and look at the first floor... you need to stand under to understand."

Yeah, this is what I meant. There's something in the weird hyper-obsession over words and sounding them out to get at a hidden gnosis or some shit that makes me wonder how much of this is manifested schizoid-ish behaviour.

his arms are so fat. they're like the most succulent sausages of all my dreams.

he's also 98, 99% bullshit. i'm not going to get into it. i grew up in texas, folks. i grew up with people involved in bullshit programs when they were kids.