why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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goth colouring book (anagram), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 09:27 (twelve years ago)

U know not their saved games

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:52 (twelve years ago)

Not everyone is on the same level.

pplains, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:52 (twelve years ago)

Worst ariane walkthrough yet

― Mark G, Wednesday, May 7, 2014 3:19 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lollllllllllll

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:55 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1606872_797342576942986_6435660428091029066_n.jpg

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:44 (twelve years ago)

It's funny because they've got weird eyes.

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:44 (twelve years ago)

exciting range of ways to be offensive there

nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:46 (twelve years ago)

Milliband comes out best there.

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 21:26 (twelve years ago)

the person posting this "my wife" stuff is, as far as i know, single, and has never been married

wat is teh waht (s.clover), Thursday, 8 May 2014 13:25 (twelve years ago)

must be prty cool to have a wife tho huh

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 8 May 2014 13:27 (twelve years ago)

my gf's cousin has been telling 'my wife' jokes since he was in high school. I suspect his reasons are complicated.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 13:52 (twelve years ago)

Must be amazingly cool to have a wife with access to the world's knowledge. Though I fear it would send a mere mortal insane, so she's probably some kind of robot wife. Also cool.

emil.y, Thursday, 8 May 2014 14:07 (twelve years ago)

"and this is my wife, IBM Watson"

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 14:17 (twelve years ago)

If my wife is Google, then I must be Ask Jeeves.

pplains, Thursday, 8 May 2014 16:34 (twelve years ago)

no, you are dogpile ;_;

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:01 (twelve years ago)

(but not really)

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:31 (twelve years ago)

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g261/luv2luvnelly/00FakeLaugh.gif

pplains, Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:41 (twelve years ago)

Hahaha

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:00 (twelve years ago)

i actually know someone who was on jeopardy and lost the lead in final jeopardy bc he chose alta vista over google as the most popular search engine.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:09 (twelve years ago)

it seems crazy now. but i actually used ask jeeves, alta vista, dogpile, etc. back in the day. that 'dogpile' even exists is absurd. not worth my horribly formed joek. but it's absurd.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:10 (twelve years ago)

Remember Mama? I used that one.

carl agatha, Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:22 (twelve years ago)

"I don't have to ask my wife - she left me because I'm an unbearable prick"

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Thursday, 8 May 2014 20:49 (twelve years ago)

oh god
this is just pathetic

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/1898272_709228039127512_12777537_n.jpg

funch dressing (La Lechera), Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:14 (twelve years ago)

Mmmmm, camera ham.

emil.y, Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:15 (twelve years ago)

sorry stevie nicks, you have to pick one

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:24 (twelve years ago)

Butter or Fly PICK ONE MARIAH

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:43 (twelve years ago)

sorry bo jackson

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 00:12 (twelve years ago)

u must specialize

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 00:12 (twelve years ago)

flatbread or pizza: PICK ONE, SUBWAY

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 May 2014 00:53 (twelve years ago)

markers or waterface. no switzerlands allowed.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 00:58 (twelve years ago)

am I a country or a rock?

chinavision!, Friday, 9 May 2014 01:00 (twelve years ago)

you are the country rock song 'like a rock'

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:03 (twelve years ago)

but you also have a country in you display name so that's 2 vs. 2 it's a toss up

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:04 (twelve years ago)

vegemite or grrl

;_;

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:32 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/oXKhJpa.jpg

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Friday, 9 May 2014 12:45 (twelve years ago)

lol @ "Leather or lace? McDonald's or Taco Bell?"

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Friday, 9 May 2014 12:46 (twelve years ago)

gifs that make me ashamed to be a socialist for $500

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 May 2014 15:12 (twelve years ago)

lol @ "Leather or lace? McDonald's or Taco Bell?"

― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Friday, May 9, 2014 8:46 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your place or mine?

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 15:17 (twelve years ago)

dying at lengthy rebuttals of that Paris Hilton macro by libertarian bloggers

http://vincenton.wordpress.com/2013/12/22/this-9gag-meme-claims-capitalism-should-be-blamed-for-teslas-poverty-and-paris-hiltons-success-while-freely-spreading-factual-political-error/

http://maximizeliberty.com/post/73005465714/ridiculous-meme-of-the-day-debunked-paris-hilton-vs

the final toasting before making a dash for the frigid regions upstairs (soref), Friday, 9 May 2014 15:22 (twelve years ago)

they mad

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 15:24 (twelve years ago)

'debunked'

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 May 2014 16:01 (twelve years ago)

let me guess, they replied to a silly amateurish jpeg with a dish of the ole 'WE DON'T HAVE A TR00 FREE MARKET SYSTEM' casserole w/ a side of Ayn Rand nonsense? only asking cos I refuse to read it

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 May 2014 16:02 (twelve years ago)

anyone getting these timehop things yet?

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10264827_10152162341457983_2942796089773981155_n.jpg

how's life, Friday, 9 May 2014 17:57 (twelve years ago)

"That same right was denied in his native homeland, Croatia/Yugoslavia/Serbia (or whatever!)."

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Friday, 9 May 2014 18:10 (twelve years ago)

"I can only assume one thing..." you don't live in Scotland.

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Friday, 9 May 2014 23:55 (twelve years ago)

.. You are not wearing a shirt.

Mark G, Saturday, 10 May 2014 09:03 (twelve years ago)

http://www.viralnova.com/weekly-chalkboard-art/

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, 10 May 2014 15:22 (twelve years ago)

hated that too

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 10 May 2014 16:19 (twelve years ago)

I clean the apartment when I procrastinate. I should be an apartment cleaner.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 10 May 2014 16:49 (twelve years ago)


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