movie night of the living dead
― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:32 (twelve years ago)
"paleo at 10 o'clock, pair of gluten-frees on your two and three"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 22:31 (twelve years ago)
And the completely rub finalists:
"Let's hope for some nut allergies." "But first an amuse-bouche?" "I like that we're not trapped in traditional gender roles."
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 14:36 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/05/26/p465/140526_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 14:37 (twelve years ago)
open door punchline (get it out of the way now)
"Yes, I do have a tiny pianist, why do you ask?"
I asked for a 12 inch *violinist*
― woy wogers (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 14:39 (twelve years ago)
XP obv
― woy wogers (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 14:40 (twelve years ago)
"This is Risque Escort Services? I have a complaint."
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 14:50 (twelve years ago)
"Cancel the hamster; I'll just need the tube, thanks."
― Øystein, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 17:57 (twelve years ago)
"Yes, is this room service?"
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:10 (twelve years ago)
"If I tip him a quarter, would that be an insult or would that be like a major bounty to his people? 'Cause I don't want to over-tip."
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:28 (twelve years ago)
i imagine the lil guy as a tom toles/kelly self-insert (can't think of a caption, tho)
― mohawk ororoducer (abanana), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:33 (twelve years ago)
whats the point in me being here if youre just going to talk on the phone
― conrad, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 08:18 (twelve years ago)
"hello, do you know there's a tiny man with a miniature piano in my room?"
"you hum it, son, i'll play it."
― estela, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 08:48 (twelve years ago)
:)
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 08:51 (twelve years ago)
I think it's by Hoagy Carmichael.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 09:44 (twelve years ago)
wow this room is deceptively enormous
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 11:05 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/06/02/p465/140602_contest_p465.jpg"Ah, come on.. Everybody's worked at McDonalds at least once!"
― Mark G, Monday, 2 June 2014 09:54 (twelve years ago)
"Yeah i feel like assless chaps are gonna be big this year"
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 10:04 (twelve years ago)
"That's an interesting septum piercing"
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 10:06 (twelve years ago)
"...and I'm saying it was a work"
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 10:09 (twelve years ago)
yes that is indeed a photo of your mom in a red towel
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 June 2014 10:51 (twelve years ago)
"De la Torre, huh? I think I might have worked with your father."
― Øystein, Monday, 2 June 2014 13:58 (twelve years ago)
"I can really see myself fitting in""Probably that I work too hard"
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 June 2014 16:08 (twelve years ago)
I'll take a stab at anything you've got
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:23 (twelve years ago)
"If you think my CV is bad, wait until you see my ass-less trousers!"
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:31 (twelve years ago)
"as you well know, our stock is through the roof"
― mohawk ororoducer (abanana), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:37 (twelve years ago)
"Don't give me a load of bull."
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:41 (twelve years ago)
have you considered china
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:35 (twelve years ago)
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Monday, June 2, 2014 2:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
BOOM! THERE IT IS! LOCK THREAD!!!
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:55 (twelve years ago)
"You mad, brahman?"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 21:42 (twelve years ago)
"What's the mata'?"
― Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 21:42 (twelve years ago)
"I'm a lover not a fighter."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 02:00 (twelve years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/here-are-finalists-our-caption-contest-1212
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 17 October 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/11/17/p465/141117_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 10 November 2014 13:53 (eleven years ago)
"someone who gets paid money to draw things thinks that us weird aardvark motherfuckers look like pigs"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 13:57 (eleven years ago)
''with his kind of money he can buy all of the ants he wants"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 13:58 (eleven years ago)
"I bet he wishes he could just snuffle it all up with his big nose."
― boner of a lonely horse (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 10 November 2014 14:03 (eleven years ago)
"Jesus Christ, what an asshole."
― boner of a lonely horse (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 10 November 2014 14:05 (eleven years ago)
"With that giant stoma on his back I can barely stand to watch him eat."
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Monday, 10 November 2014 14:28 (eleven years ago)
"That miserly swine's full of money and still all he eats is slop."
― Øystein, Monday, 10 November 2014 18:03 (eleven years ago)
"His ex-wife emptied him out in the divorce"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 18:18 (eleven years ago)
submit that
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 November 2014 18:22 (eleven years ago)
"They'll let anybody in here these days."
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 November 2014 18:54 (eleven years ago)
"Can't even call 'em piggie banks now — fucking liberals."
― Øystein, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)
Finalists:
― Mark G, Thursday, 27 November 2014 10:40 (eleven years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150323_contest-690.jpg
― …. wow – the power of words ! (Øystein), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:27 (eleven years ago)
"He's agoraphobic"
― daed bod (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:30 (eleven years ago)
"For heaven's sake Ellen, we ALL know why she sings"
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:37 (eleven years ago)
'CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!'
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 23:14 (eleven years ago)