rolling new food laboratory inventions for american chain restaurants thread

delicious food in a happy place

incrediburgible

^^^ beat me to it, i am very fond of this slogan

Wait, the place is called 'Burger Chef', but their burgers are called '<something> Shef'. Do they think their clientelle is that unworldly that they can't pronounce "chef"? Do they pronounce their business name with a hard 'ch' sound?

the flatizza is the saddest thing i've ever eaten

i was at subway a few days ago and was in line behind someone getting tuna salad on their flatizza.

another guy got a philly cheesesteak and put cucumbers on it.

what is this world coming to?

cats lying down with dogs, etc.

can anyone eat a goddamn sandwich anymore

good title for a future ILE sandwich meetup thread

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/05/08/mcdonalds-french-fries-fast-food-restaurants/8857099/

There's one older lady in my office who brings in the flatizzas. We comment on it in the lunchroom every time. She insists they're a great deal.

Has anyone tried those ice-cream-flavored Coolattas at Dunkin Donuts? Not like anyone on this thread, but anyone ever

I will try virtually anything at Dunkin Donuts, so I'll give it a shot

The seasonings: Garlic Parmesan, Zesty Ranch and Spicy Buffalo. But here's the rub: You don't buy the fries pre-seasoned. Instead, they come with special packets of seasoning that consumers are advised to open, pour and shake into a specially made mixing bag. Imprinted on the bags: "Seasoned fries. Shake your taste buds."

^^^ I could imagine this making them have better taste/texture but man does that sound like a pain (plus extra wasteful packaging - a mixing bag?).

I've had those before they're okay

http://i.imgur.com/apAipw2.jpg

sign me up

woah, not american at all...

http://www.exberliner.com/food/spit-takes/

In case the McDonald's menu offerings weren't terrifying enough: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/19/mcdonalds-secret-menu-items-wow-elaborate_n_5326332.html

my roomate who works at starbucks was bemoaning customers who are hip to the starbucks "secret menu"

Is it really a "secret menu" item if you're just ordering a bunch of shit off the regular menu and swapping the meat patties around?

shhhh

people who think there's actually a "secret menu" at in-n-out drive me crazy.

yes, you ordered your fries with all of the condiments mixed together + some onions slapped on top. you are a true patron of the secret good restaurant in-n-out burger.

the two cheeseburger meal is on the menu at every mcdonald's i've ever been to?

yeah it's a value meal option

Not in Toronto :( Two cheeseburgers sounds so much more delicious than one. Mmm

http://gawker.com/arbys-to-air-thirteen-hour-commercial-in-duluth-minnes-1581041418

advertorial innervortion

How is buying a bunch of different shit and assembling it yourself a 'secret' menu item? Like, I've thought about putting a quarter pounder inside a whopper, is that a secret McD's/HJ's(BK's) menu item that?

Anyway, more interested in some of the things here. Apparently the "iconic" restaurants of each state.

https://www.ijreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/iconic-restaurants-thrilllist.jpg

First of all, wtf is 'Space Aliens'?!

https://www.ijreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/iconic-restaurants-thrilllist.jpg

?

Also I thought 'whataburger' was made up for Infinite Jest

for fucks sake

https://www.ijreview.com/2014/05/142401-ever-wondered-iconic-restaurant-chain-associated-state/

proud to be an ammuricun

Whataburger is quite a big deal here in TX

tell me about 'Space Aliens'!

And the Alaska Pizza Co.

http://i59.tinypic.com/adm1xd.jpg

space aliens does not look good but wtf

it's like naming your restaurant "ninjas"

I wish they had gone classier. "Whitley Streiber's Burger Communion."

"Nothing will be left behind when you eat at Whitley's!"

Whoops, wrong book series. Left Behind are the Christian ones.

awesome!

http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/359641/

Also, there's only like, 4 restaurants, and half of them aren't even in North Dakota. Not sure if that qualifies the most popular brand in the state.

whataburger is ace! ate there when in dallas after hours a few years back, a very fine fast food establishment.

i can't help but talk like wimpy when i talk about hamburgers.

Wings to Go??? Pffft should have been Capriotti's.

'Blake's Iotaburger'?

Toilet themed restaurant near LA closes after 8 months.

http://la.eater.com/uploads/10_2013_BATHROOM_RESTAURANT-33df.JPG

http://la.eater.com/archives/2014/05/29/magic_restroom_cafe_craps_out_after_eight_months.php

Johnny we hardly knew ye.

As the first restroom eatery in the U.S., it featured some disgusting menu items like: "black poop" (chocolate sundae), "smells-like-poop" (braised pork over rice), "constipation" (zha jiang mian), "bloody number two" (vanilla-strawberry sundae).

what could have possibly gone wrong

the restrooms were mad fucked up tho

kramer_shower_salad.gif

"constipation" (zha jiang mian)

wtf?

That's a type of noodle

炸酱面

The toilet themed restaurants started in Taiwan, they're just jokesy places to go with friends and laugh at the joeks

The food is usually not great and chosen based on how much it resembles poop (like chocolate soft serve, or chocolate anything)

Like going to the Hard Rock Cafe or Johnny Rocket's or something