"you knew we were running low on ammo and now you've used up the last of the eggs too"
― conrad, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 15:16 (ten years ago) link
"more flies with honey, dear."
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link
arms in the foreground seem to suggest this is from the zombie's perspective?
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link
"Hon, next Sunday let's just watch Walking Dead by ourselves. This cosplay thing is getting out of hand."
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 16:37 (ten years ago) link
"Quick, help me ruin their appetite."
― anonanon, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 17:42 (ten years ago) link
Winner.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link
"Psst... the secret ingredient is BRAINS"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link
movie night of the living dead
― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:32 (ten years ago) link
"paleo at 10 o'clock, pair of gluten-frees on your two and three"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 22:31 (ten years ago) link
And the completely rub finalists:
"Let's hope for some nut allergies." "But first an amuse-bouche?" "I like that we're not trapped in traditional gender roles."
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 14:36 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/05/26/p465/140526_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 14:37 (ten years ago) link
open door punchline (get it out of the way now)
"Yes, I do have a tiny pianist, why do you ask?"
I asked for a 12 inch *violinist*
― woy wogers (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 14:39 (ten years ago) link
XP obv
― woy wogers (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 14:40 (ten years ago) link
"This is Risque Escort Services? I have a complaint."
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link
"Cancel the hamster; I'll just need the tube, thanks."
― Øystein, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 17:57 (ten years ago) link
"Yes, is this room service?"
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link
"If I tip him a quarter, would that be an insult or would that be like a major bounty to his people? 'Cause I don't want to over-tip."
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:28 (ten years ago) link
i imagine the lil guy as a tom toles/kelly self-insert (can't think of a caption, tho)
― mohawk ororoducer (abanana), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:33 (ten years ago) link
whats the point in me being here if youre just going to talk on the phone
― conrad, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 08:18 (ten years ago) link
"hello, do you know there's a tiny man with a miniature piano in my room?"
"you hum it, son, i'll play it."
― estela, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 08:48 (ten years ago) link
:)
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 08:51 (ten years ago) link
I think it's by Hoagy Carmichael.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 09:44 (ten years ago) link
wow this room is deceptively enormous
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 11:05 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/06/02/p465/140602_contest_p465.jpg"Ah, come on.. Everybody's worked at McDonalds at least once!"
― Mark G, Monday, 2 June 2014 09:54 (ten years ago) link
"Yeah i feel like assless chaps are gonna be big this year"
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 10:04 (ten years ago) link
"That's an interesting septum piercing"
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 10:06 (ten years ago) link
"...and I'm saying it was a work"
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 10:09 (ten years ago) link
yes that is indeed a photo of your mom in a red towel
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 June 2014 10:51 (ten years ago) link
"De la Torre, huh? I think I might have worked with your father."
― Øystein, Monday, 2 June 2014 13:58 (ten years ago) link
"I can really see myself fitting in""Probably that I work too hard"
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 June 2014 16:08 (ten years ago) link
I'll take a stab at anything you've got
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:23 (ten years ago) link
"If you think my CV is bad, wait until you see my ass-less trousers!"
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link
"as you well know, our stock is through the roof"
― mohawk ororoducer (abanana), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:37 (ten years ago) link
"Don't give me a load of bull."
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:41 (ten years ago) link
have you considered china
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:35 (ten years ago) link
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Monday, June 2, 2014 2:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
BOOM! THERE IT IS! LOCK THREAD!!!
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:55 (ten years ago) link
"You mad, brahman?"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 21:42 (ten years ago) link
"What's the mata'?"
― Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 21:42 (ten years ago) link
"I'm a lover not a fighter."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 02:00 (ten years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/here-are-finalists-our-caption-contest-1212
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 17 October 2014 02:47 (nine years ago) link
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/11/17/p465/141117_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 10 November 2014 13:53 (nine years ago) link
"someone who gets paid money to draw things thinks that us weird aardvark motherfuckers look like pigs"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 13:57 (nine years ago) link
''with his kind of money he can buy all of the ants he wants"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 13:58 (nine years ago) link
"I bet he wishes he could just snuffle it all up with his big nose."
― boner of a lonely horse (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 10 November 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link
"Jesus Christ, what an asshole."
― boner of a lonely horse (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 10 November 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link
"With that giant stoma on his back I can barely stand to watch him eat."
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Monday, 10 November 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link
"That miserly swine's full of money and still all he eats is slop."
― Øystein, Monday, 10 November 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link
"His ex-wife emptied him out in the divorce"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link
submit that
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 November 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link