Superhero Filmmakers: Where's Our Watchmen?

I saw wobblage too

haha, you guys would have noticed that

Also, there seems to be a lot of talk about a GIANT blue wang, but I never noticed his wang when he was a giant. I think there's a lot of shit being talked about this film, especially by paid critics. The Metacritic score is ridiculous.

yes, metacritic was the only site I checked for reviews.
something like 100 100 100 100 100 100 83 80 75 75 70 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 10 10 10 0 0 0 (high variance basically)

yeah i hated the music so bad, except when they used the pruitt-igoe music during the manhattan flashbacks

The music during the Mars bits was chopped and edited to hell, though. Really noticeable, I thought. The Mars CGI was a bit rubbish, too, as was the giant Manhattan during the ending.

I found all the "whoooooosh" and "diiiiinnkk!" and "thhhhuuudd" sounds effects during the fight scenes really offputting, too.

Watchmen is, as well as being a comic, a comment on and satire of comics

exactly - it's a comic about a.) comics b.) the 80s. which is why it's a dumb idea to make a movie about it in the year 2009... it's a relic... when u read it, it feels like a historical artifact. it's kinda how an american psycho movie (or v for vendetta lmbo) felt inappropriate too, if only bcz its time had passed. aside from that, most of the scenes and performances just struck the wrong notes for me. i acknowledge part of that is just one of things that goes hand in hand with movie adaptations, where fans of the source material (not that i'm even a big watchmen fan) will always be frustrated by anything that doesn't mesh exactly with their own ideas about how it should've been rendered, but it struck me towards the end that the movie reflected more the Image Comics grim n gritty legacy of Watchmen than the actual spirit of the book.

i also just wanted it to be funnier and more deadpan - funnier in a Taxi Driver kind of way, a movie it should've taken its cues from. eg. all the 'lol 80s' stuff is sorta undercut by the fact that it all looks like a videogame cut scene. there's some solid laughs (a lot of what feels like unintentional lols), but there's so much lol potential there and the movie commits the greatest sin by STEPPING ON ALL THE PUNCHLINES.

rorschach guy was great when he had the mask off, 'you're trapped in here with me' scene gave me legit chills, but as rorschach he didn't feel monotone enough. when I was leafing thru my copy after the movie, I noticed that Rorschach was the only character whose lettering was completely free of emphasized copy, no bolded or enlarged words.

all the fight scenes look like something from a Blade movie, like nite owl literally snaps a guy's arm off... i will say that figuring out how to portray the non-Manhattan superheroes was going to be extremely difficult no matter what. last time i read it, it really sunk in with me how utterly impossible the entire enterprise was, of normal, unarmed people fighting crime and having success at it, and i guess one way of getting around that is to make it so that laurie and dan shatter concrete with their fists and shit like that. it was still gay as hell tho.

also it was way too fuckin long, there's no reason u couldnt have made a 2 hour movie out of this shit. just trim a few fuckin minutes here and there, do we really need to see nite owl dodging glaciers and shit in antarctica? just land the fuckin bird and get on with it

ya it was pretty chopped up, but i was just glad to not be listening to all along the watchtower or the insanely bad original score

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An initial ramble, to be continued.

See, I thought the use of music made it a period piece; 99 Red Balloons and the dinner scene was like something out of Pretty In Pink or another 80s cheese romance movie, the Watchtower use reminded me of Withnail (a 60s period piece made in the 80s).

I think the film transposes the fact that the comic is a comment and satire of comicbooks into the film being a comment and satire on comicbook films; Ozymandias' nipples, the compound fracture, the Archie owl sex, the arms cut-off; these things all seem, to me, to reference other comicbook films in the same way that the original comic references it's own genre.

I hear this movie is REALLY, REALLY LONG and having to sit in a theatre for it kind of ruins it. Definitely gonna wait on this one.

I didn't go to check the time once during Watchmen. My girlfriend's brother fell asleep. But he'd only just got out of bed and had a stinking hangover.

Heh. I thought Ned's intro was leading up to "And I proceeded to watch Transformers."

There's a vision!

I really enjoyed it. My hadn't read the book, and normally has a low tolerance for long movies, but he said it was really cool, which I found kind of gratifying. Like, SEE!! Other people do TO like it.

I thought the new ending kept all the necessary elements of the book...that's what I had been worried about. that the new ending would somehow change the whole story. but building on elements from the original was a really smart way to go, and I didn't feel cheated...it it's true, there's no way that showing me a giant squid on a movie screen wouldn't have made me do anything other than laugh...even though it made me audibly gasp in horror the first time I read the book.

Dreiberg was great - as if the character himself just came to life right on the screen. Manhattan was hella cool though I did get "dong fatigue" after a while. I think Veidt was the weakest link for me...he didn't seem at all commanding physically, if a little on the weedy side, and his speaking voice was so sibilant at times, it was almost difficult to understand him. A bit too weasely for me, I think. But Bubastis was cool. Poor girl.

doh. My HUSBAND hadn't read the book...

I think the film transposes the fact that the comic is a comment and satire of comicbooks into the film being a comment and satire on comicbook films

Snyder has repeatedly said that this movie would only work now, "with the Superhero cinema doing really well" in a post-Iron Man/Dark Knight/etc era. "We couldn't kill the superhero movie until people understood how superhero movies worked."

I did like the fact that, in the comic, Veidt says "I'm not a Republicac serial villain," and in the movie, he says "I'm not a comic book villain."

Republicac? Jesus.

The movie ending makes a ton more sense than the comic book ending, both in terms of feasibility and in terms of giving even more of a reason for Dr. Manhattan to leave Earth.

There is one teensy problem with Veidt's set up though - given that Jon can transmute elements - surely he can (like he does in the book) simply make more oil/lithium/whatever rather than the 'free energy' handwave that he uses to work out how to replicate Jon's energy signature?

Ha ha, I just read Ned's review and the first thing I thought was "It's like Dune? Awesome! That's one of my favorite movies!"

I like the way that now people have actually, y'know, seen the film this thread has switched from churning negativity and obsessing over the minutiae to (what seems to be) a *general* consensus that this is nowhere near as bad as was predicted.

(also, yeah - nice Dune parallel Ned. There's a film that could never be said to be "faithful" or a success by any normal measures, but I'll watch it any day of the week)

The problem is that Snyder, following Moore, is so insanely aroused by the look of vengeance, and by the stylized application of physical power, that the film ends up twice as fascistic as the forces it wishes to lampoon.

Anthony Lane in the The New Yorker

1) How illiterate and/or dense does one have to be to think that Moore was attempting to "lampoon" fascism rather than, you know, depict it?

2) "...twice as fascistic..."

Ned's Dune comparison is actually pretty apt.

Thanks to all re: Dune comparisons -- it's something that just kinda hit me, as I mentioned, and it makes it pretty easy for me to frame the film and its reception in this light. But more on that in my next post, as I imply.

the Watchtower use reminded me of Withnail (a 60s period piece made in the 80s).

It's a pretty direct connection to the book, as the song lyric is quoted at the end of the chapter showing Night Owl and Rorschach approaching Karnak, but the reference there is specifically to Dylan rather than mentioning Hendrix. I admit I thought of Withnail as well.

The movie ending makes a ton more sense than the comic book ending, both in terms of feasibility and in terms of giving even more of a reason for Dr. Manhattan to leave Earth.

I'd agree on this, of all the changes I think it's notable that the 'big' chance is actually the most successful one -- it allows the filmmakers to be able to afford the radical simplification of the conspiracy necessary to keep the film shorter and more focused in comparison, and while I don't recall if the Comedian's discovery of it in the film is explained as it is in the book, it actually doesn't matter. And as Dan cogently notes, it pushes the necessity of 'removing' Dr. Manhattan to the full, as well as eradicating any wishes that he might return.

The exercise I've been suggesting to folks runs something like this -- say the endings had been reversed, that the original book version had the Dr. Manhattan-as-fall-guy plot and the movie version had the squid. Imagine how well THAT would fly.

More in my next blog tomorrow.

Big CHANGE, not big chance, but anyway.

fwiw, I had never heard of The Watchmen (book or movie) before yesterday afternoon and enjoyed the movie, even though I hated it for about the first 10 minutes

Perrin on the fascist argument etc:

http://dennisperrin.blogspot.com/2009/03/cape-town.html

probably as good as it could've been.
some great (and funny) bits some awful bits - but they all kinda blurred into each other. but a lot of the criticism i see upthread (mainly from linked reviews) is just the usual BS imo.

actually liked it when they dropped all along the watchtower while zooming out from mars smiley. we haven't seen Mars in a film for what 10 years? like seeing an old friend again, who was always a glib but crazy muthafucka

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The exercise I've been suggesting to folks runs something like this -- say the endings had been reversed, that the original book version had the Dr. Manhattan-as-fall-guy plot and the movie version had the squid. Imagine how well THAT would fly.

This ought to be the last word on the subject for anyone who isn't a fanboy with OCD. (There's a fair number of those, though, and they'll not be led astray by your infernal logic.)

My second initial ramble is up.

$55.7 million. Will do well on DVD anyway.

Never read or seen Dune, so Ned's totally lost me so far...

My thoughts, a little ordered.

http://rocktimists.blogspot.com/2009/03/billy-crudups-digital-blue-wang.html

among the many little things other people have noticed: Bruce Wayne's parents get rescued in the opening crawl (preventing the birth of Bruce Wayne).

that wasn't supposed to come out that redundant.

chuckled at the Warhol bit

Bruce Wayne's parents get rescued in the opening crawl (preventing the birth of Bruce Wayne)

Uh? (Preventing the birth of Batman, I think you mean.)

Oh wait, your follow-up post explains that. Moving on!

halfway through i nearly fell asleep. but i managed to stay awake and get annoyed by the length of the movie. (not billy's big blue dick though though i did find it a bit overexposed, enough already, seen it.)

Saw it with the wife this afternoon. Overall I liked it, but it wasn't perfect. Some thoughts:

I loved the look of the movie and how closely it mirrored the comic. I think the faithfulness to the source material was a good move.

I was pleasantly surprised by the acting. I actually wasn't bothered by Silk Spectre II or Ozymandias at all. I thought they were fine. The mom was a little iffy, but only had a couple brief scenes. By the same token, I wasn't wowed by Rorshach, Comedian, or Nite Owl, but they were decent.

I really liked the soundtrack, both the popular songs and the incidental music.

The violence was a bit over-the-top for me. I think it could have conveyed as much violence without the extreme gore and nothing would have been lost.

The biggest problem with the movie was pacing. There were some real soap opera moments that dragged it down, especially when Jon and Laurie have their heart-to-heart on Mars.

I disagree with the comparison to Dune. As much as I love Dune, when I look at both movies objectively, Watchmen is much stronger, a much better adaptation, and much easier to follow even if your not familiar with the source material.

Oh yeah, the squid-less ending was definitely an improvement - it made a lot more sense.

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Disagree as you like but it's a pretty parallel situation in terms of expectation versus inevitable reality. The cachet both originals texts held in their respective spheres at similar moments was immense, and Synder's simply too afraid or unsure to let the film fully be a film, as Lynch similarly found.

agree that the violence was over the top (sawing the guy's arms off in the prison scene?!), but some of it was born of necessity...frinstance, in the comic, Rorshach cuffs the child-killer to the incinerator, then starts a fire and gives him a saw, with the place blowing up behind him as he walks away...they couldn't have filmed it this way, since this was already done in Mad Max, so the dude had to get offed in a different fashion...

Mad Max? If anything I figure they'd think the audience would assume they were referencing Saw.

ok, I don't like to be a hater, but I left about 1hour 30min into it. just turgid, grim, miserable, and lifeless, no sense of humor whatsoever. ugh. I walked out once I realized I could not give two shits about any of the characters or the mystery of who killed the comedian or the fate of the human race. had the filmmaking been somewhat interesting I would have found other things to pay attention to, but I couldn't say that it was. gonna have some arguments about this at the office tomorrow, I work with a bunch of IT nerds so figured.. they're all seeing it this weekend, I had better keep up.

daria i feel u 100%, i wanted to walk out so bad after the first 45 mins or so

I've been a fan since the comics were first issued and I was thrilled by this rendition. I'll be seeing it again in I-Max ala Ebert.

I would have liked the squid too, but I'm not disappointed. And for all the bad acting that came from Silk Spectre II, she more than made up for with gratuitous nipplage.