and as clouds points out, we all "get it". it's just not very funny.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:48 (twelve years ago)
and there you have my poor analysis of a very simple phenomenon, which happens when I have too much coffee!
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:51 (twelve years ago)
*starts TooMuchCoffeeBeforeBoringAnalysis web comic* we've all been there, right!
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:52 (twelve years ago)
time for your mommy wine
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:57 (twelve years ago)
need a pinot grig and an empty canvas to relax myself
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:04 (twelve years ago)
Ugh "mommy wine"
― carl agatha, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:16 (twelve years ago)
there is something kind of gross abt mothers referring to themselves collectively as mommies, idk why tho
― clouds, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:20 (twelve years ago)
https://twitter.com/CoryBooker/status/461955317694091265
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:25 (twelve years ago)
xp well, infantilizing people isn't a great look imo, even when they're infants
― nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:26 (twelve years ago)
believe Leary's son will have reached his mid-20s by now. who's got the inside track on his litany of prejudices?
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:45 (twelve years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/58097_215055181982652_977327529_n.jpg
― goth colouring book (anagram), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 13:50 (twelve years ago)
Like Harry Nilsson?
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 13:52 (twelve years ago)
iiiiuhii-solation
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 14:04 (twelve years ago)
Honesty is like Flatulence, everyone finds their own refreshing.. (M. Grout)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 14:33 (twelve years ago)
"to be honest John i think you're a cunt"
― nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 14:50 (twelve years ago)
What made you want to become friends with multi-millionaire rock star, John Lennon?
― A frenzied geologist (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 14:52 (twelve years ago)
"To be honest, John, I always preferred Paul's songs."
― A frenzied geologist (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 14:55 (twelve years ago)
Vatic, vapid and phatic.
― cardamon, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 17:24 (twelve years ago)
to be honest, i was a cunt to everyone except my dear friend heroin
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:48 (twelve years ago)
this showed up on my feed today and it is the most irritating one I have seen in a while:
http://www.tickld.com/x/this-guy-isnt-having-sex-tonight
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 05:26 (twelve years ago)
women be almost nearing sexual satisfaction
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 07:09 (twelve years ago)
Worst ariane walkthrough yet
― Mark G, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 08:19 (twelve years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/s526x395/10276060_10152106125768861_6488768517077342549_n.jpg
― goth colouring book (anagram), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 09:27 (twelve years ago)
U know not their saved games
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:52 (twelve years ago)
Not everyone is on the same level.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:52 (twelve years ago)
― Mark G, Wednesday, May 7, 2014 3:19 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lollllllllllll
― frogbs, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:55 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1606872_797342576942986_6435660428091029066_n.jpg
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:44 (twelve years ago)
It's funny because they've got weird eyes.
exciting range of ways to be offensive there
― nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:46 (twelve years ago)
Milliband comes out best there.
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 21:26 (twelve years ago)
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-AhOy5E0FsTk/U2jELV0WnFI/AAAAAAAAPXs/AdLswJ1NwS8/w557-h791/1447f79447b32d3461a92ba789906c47.jpg
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Thursday, 8 May 2014 13:24 (twelve years ago)
the person posting this "my wife" stuff is, as far as i know, single, and has never been married
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Thursday, 8 May 2014 13:25 (twelve years ago)
must be prty cool to have a wife tho huh
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 8 May 2014 13:27 (twelve years ago)
my gf's cousin has been telling 'my wife' jokes since he was in high school. I suspect his reasons are complicated.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 13:52 (twelve years ago)
Must be amazingly cool to have a wife with access to the world's knowledge. Though I fear it would send a mere mortal insane, so she's probably some kind of robot wife. Also cool.
― emil.y, Thursday, 8 May 2014 14:07 (twelve years ago)
"and this is my wife, IBM Watson"
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 14:17 (twelve years ago)
If my wife is Google, then I must be Ask Jeeves.
― pplains, Thursday, 8 May 2014 16:34 (twelve years ago)
no, you are dogpile ;_;
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:01 (twelve years ago)
(but not really)
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:31 (twelve years ago)
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g261/luv2luvnelly/00FakeLaugh.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:41 (twelve years ago)
Hahaha
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:00 (twelve years ago)
i actually know someone who was on jeopardy and lost the lead in final jeopardy bc he chose alta vista over google as the most popular search engine.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:09 (twelve years ago)
it seems crazy now. but i actually used ask jeeves, alta vista, dogpile, etc. back in the day. that 'dogpile' even exists is absurd. not worth my horribly formed joek. but it's absurd.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:10 (twelve years ago)
Remember Mama? I used that one.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:22 (twelve years ago)
"I don't have to ask my wife - she left me because I'm an unbearable prick"
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Thursday, 8 May 2014 20:49 (twelve years ago)
oh godthis is just pathetic
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/1898272_709228039127512_12777537_n.jpg
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:14 (twelve years ago)
Mmmmm, camera ham.
― emil.y, Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:15 (twelve years ago)
sorry stevie nicks, you have to pick one
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:24 (twelve years ago)
Butter or Fly PICK ONE MARIAH
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:43 (twelve years ago)
sorry bo jackson
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 00:12 (twelve years ago)