3. impenetrable French accent
― you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 06:36 (twelve years ago)
4. you know about david bowie
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:38 (twelve years ago)
5. Unemployed amirite
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:48 (twelve years ago)
6. you read books for fun that aren't about teenage wizards
― you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 07:28 (twelve years ago)
7. ur well into sharing listicles on social media
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 2 May 2014 09:26 (twelve years ago)
8. You are a teenage wizard
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:35 (twelve years ago)
9. You read a joke about logicians and don't want to smack the joke writer over the head
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:43 (twelve years ago)
10. other people are dum
― conrad, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:46 (twelve years ago)
11. Follow I Fucking Love Science on Facebook
― 1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:47 (twelve years ago)
12. Loathed by fascists
― 1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:48 (twelve years ago)
13. can make the case that Khmer Rouge weren't fascists
― conrad, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:51 (twelve years ago)
this is not an artist thing but some people from my high school really like this page https://www.facebook.com/MommysTimeOutWine
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:54 (twelve years ago)
14. have heard of Khmer Rouge lol that snds like a kind of make up bruv
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:57 (twelve years ago)
xp it's sad how so much web humor is centered around "i am also x, and i get what you are saying"
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:44 (twelve years ago)
every xkcd joke is "yes, i am a scientist and feel special because this is an inside joke i get" and the MommysTimeOutWine is the same thing for mothers.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:45 (twelve years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0nmeszmws1qibz0jo1_r1_500.png
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:46 (twelve years ago)
i never thought anyone else found having kids stressful until i discovered this facebook page wow the internet is amazing
― clouds, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:46 (twelve years ago)
like there's some kind of joke's (insideness)*(quality) product that must be met, and these people choose a high (insideness) coefficient and then proceed to be complete hacks with a large base of followers that "get it"
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:48 (twelve years ago)
and as clouds points out, we all "get it". it's just not very funny.
and there you have my poor analysis of a very simple phenomenon, which happens when I have too much coffee!
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:51 (twelve years ago)
*starts TooMuchCoffeeBeforeBoringAnalysis web comic* we've all been there, right!
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:52 (twelve years ago)
time for your mommy wine
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:57 (twelve years ago)
need a pinot grig and an empty canvas to relax myself
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:04 (twelve years ago)
Ugh "mommy wine"
― carl agatha, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:16 (twelve years ago)
there is something kind of gross abt mothers referring to themselves collectively as mommies, idk why tho
― clouds, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:20 (twelve years ago)
https://twitter.com/CoryBooker/status/461955317694091265
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:25 (twelve years ago)
xp well, infantilizing people isn't a great look imo, even when they're infants
― nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:26 (twelve years ago)
believe Leary's son will have reached his mid-20s by now. who's got the inside track on his litany of prejudices?
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:45 (twelve years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/58097_215055181982652_977327529_n.jpg
― goth colouring book (anagram), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 13:50 (twelve years ago)
Like Harry Nilsson?
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 13:52 (twelve years ago)
iiiiuhii-solation
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 14:04 (twelve years ago)
Honesty is like Flatulence, everyone finds their own refreshing.. (M. Grout)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 14:33 (twelve years ago)
"to be honest John i think you're a cunt"
― nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 14:50 (twelve years ago)
What made you want to become friends with multi-millionaire rock star, John Lennon?
― A frenzied geologist (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 14:52 (twelve years ago)
"To be honest, John, I always preferred Paul's songs."
― A frenzied geologist (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 14:55 (twelve years ago)
Vatic, vapid and phatic.
― cardamon, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 17:24 (twelve years ago)
to be honest, i was a cunt to everyone except my dear friend heroin
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:48 (twelve years ago)
this showed up on my feed today and it is the most irritating one I have seen in a while:
http://www.tickld.com/x/this-guy-isnt-having-sex-tonight
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 05:26 (twelve years ago)
women be almost nearing sexual satisfaction
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 07:09 (twelve years ago)
Worst ariane walkthrough yet
― Mark G, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 08:19 (twelve years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/s526x395/10276060_10152106125768861_6488768517077342549_n.jpg
― goth colouring book (anagram), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 09:27 (twelve years ago)
U know not their saved games
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:52 (twelve years ago)
Not everyone is on the same level.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:52 (twelve years ago)
― Mark G, Wednesday, May 7, 2014 3:19 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lollllllllllll
― frogbs, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:55 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1606872_797342576942986_6435660428091029066_n.jpg
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:44 (twelve years ago)
It's funny because they've got weird eyes.
exciting range of ways to be offensive there
― nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:46 (twelve years ago)
Milliband comes out best there.
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 21:26 (twelve years ago)
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-AhOy5E0FsTk/U2jELV0WnFI/AAAAAAAAPXs/AdLswJ1NwS8/w557-h791/1447f79447b32d3461a92ba789906c47.jpg
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Thursday, 8 May 2014 13:24 (twelve years ago)
the person posting this "my wife" stuff is, as far as i know, single, and has never been married
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Thursday, 8 May 2014 13:25 (twelve years ago)