Beat me at Rock Band one more time and you're out of the will!
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:43 (twelve years ago)
"My children beat me at Punch Out on the video game so I ate their children. I'm Mike Tyson, goddammit, don't ever forget that."
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:58 (twelve years ago)
Some of you all might want to skip this next post, because it's strictly for INTELLECTUALS
http://m.tickld.com/x/20-jokes-that-only-intellectuals-will-understand
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:41 (twelve years ago)
show me some men who look like old admiral ackbars
― balls, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:57 (twelve years ago)
THERE IS ONLY ONE KIND OF INTELLIGENCE! xp
― clouds, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 23:42 (twelve years ago)
Man #4 units joke makes me want to puke
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:57 (twelve years ago)
And I will punch a logician in the face
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:59 (twelve years ago)
Interesting how the "mathematician and engineer" are always assumed to be male in these jokes
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:00 (twelve years ago)
Moral of #7: only intellectuals understand roman numerals.
― Aimless, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:14 (twelve years ago)
http://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10313854_10152164339814121_4646754033926386472_n.jpg
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 1 May 2014 13:30 (twelve years ago)
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, May 1, 2014 1:00 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
helium, too
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 1 May 2014 13:56 (twelve years ago)
it's HE-lium, not SHE-lium
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:07 (twelve years ago)
http://media.bizj.us/view/img/2564541/img0939*600xx3096-2061-70-140.jpg
― silverfish, Thursday, 1 May 2014 18:18 (twelve years ago)
bahaha
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 May 2014 05:14 (twelve years ago)
xps intellectuals know stuff, so knowing about some stuff makes u an intellectual
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:26 (twelve years ago)
It's simple logic
What u call a sillyjism
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:27 (twelve years ago)
in Chinese this is called "silly jism"
― you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 06:28 (twelve years ago)
share if you're a intellectual too!
15 ways you know you're an intellectual
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:31 (twelve years ago)
1. You have been executed by the Khmer Rouge
― you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 06:32 (twelve years ago)
2. glasses
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:33 (twelve years ago)
3. impenetrable French accent
― you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 06:36 (twelve years ago)
4. you know about david bowie
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:38 (twelve years ago)
5. Unemployed amirite
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:48 (twelve years ago)
6. you read books for fun that aren't about teenage wizards
― you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 07:28 (twelve years ago)
7. ur well into sharing listicles on social media
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 2 May 2014 09:26 (twelve years ago)
8. You are a teenage wizard
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:35 (twelve years ago)
9. You read a joke about logicians and don't want to smack the joke writer over the head
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:43 (twelve years ago)
10. other people are dum
― conrad, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:46 (twelve years ago)
11. Follow I Fucking Love Science on Facebook
― 1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:47 (twelve years ago)
12. Loathed by fascists
― 1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:48 (twelve years ago)
13. can make the case that Khmer Rouge weren't fascists
― conrad, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:51 (twelve years ago)
this is not an artist thing but some people from my high school really like this page https://www.facebook.com/MommysTimeOutWine
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:54 (twelve years ago)
14. have heard of Khmer Rouge lol that snds like a kind of make up bruv
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:57 (twelve years ago)
xp it's sad how so much web humor is centered around "i am also x, and i get what you are saying"
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:44 (twelve years ago)
every xkcd joke is "yes, i am a scientist and feel special because this is an inside joke i get" and the MommysTimeOutWine is the same thing for mothers.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:45 (twelve years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0nmeszmws1qibz0jo1_r1_500.png
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:46 (twelve years ago)
i never thought anyone else found having kids stressful until i discovered this facebook page wow the internet is amazing
― clouds, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:46 (twelve years ago)
like there's some kind of joke's (insideness)*(quality) product that must be met, and these people choose a high (insideness) coefficient and then proceed to be complete hacks with a large base of followers that "get it"
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:48 (twelve years ago)
and as clouds points out, we all "get it". it's just not very funny.
and there you have my poor analysis of a very simple phenomenon, which happens when I have too much coffee!
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:51 (twelve years ago)
*starts TooMuchCoffeeBeforeBoringAnalysis web comic* we've all been there, right!
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:52 (twelve years ago)
time for your mommy wine
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:57 (twelve years ago)
need a pinot grig and an empty canvas to relax myself
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:04 (twelve years ago)
Ugh "mommy wine"
― carl agatha, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:16 (twelve years ago)
there is something kind of gross abt mothers referring to themselves collectively as mommies, idk why tho
― clouds, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:20 (twelve years ago)
https://twitter.com/CoryBooker/status/461955317694091265
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:25 (twelve years ago)
xp well, infantilizing people isn't a great look imo, even when they're infants
― nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:26 (twelve years ago)
believe Leary's son will have reached his mid-20s by now. who's got the inside track on his litany of prejudices?
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:45 (twelve years ago)