Does Stannis remind anyone else of Jason Statham? Just me?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:14 (twelve years ago)
he reminds me of Roose Bolton & a bunch of other minor characters. Give some of these dudes some eccentric hair-dos or trademark funny hats so I can keep up.
― brio, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:16 (twelve years ago)
Hate to harp on this shit in the spoiler-free thread but again, I think this is a (possibly inevitable?) failing of the tv show. In the books there is all the difference in the world between Stannis' monomaniacal drive for what he perceives as truth and justice vs Roose Bolton's peculiar concoction of the same cloak-and-dagger stuff they're all working and sheer pantomime-villain malevolence
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:22 (twelve years ago)
Well there was one book scene featuring Roose in Harrenhal where, if the TV show had followed the book, would've clearly leeched the confusion with, say, Stannis.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:26 (twelve years ago)
xps taling to myself still: even like animated shorts telling us about the children of the forest and the first men, or whatever. like para-texts.― ryan, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 5:36 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
― ryan, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 5:36 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
these exist btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DytL8fXMEaA
― Number None, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:59 (twelve years ago)
roose is a try-hard, stannis is supremely disdainful
― ogmor, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:08 (twelve years ago)
Still, you'd think the fact that they happened at all would make people a little more wary. If someone once told me dragons fried thousands and zombies took out a bunch more, I'm not sure how well I'd sleep, no matter how gone they supposedly are.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 4:22 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah, well you'd think that ppl on our world would give a bit more of a shit about climate change but
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:12 (twelve years ago)
wow thanks those videos are pretty neat. sounds like the actors from the show are narrating it?
― ryan, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:41 (twelve years ago)
Dragons and Zombies are infinitely more easy to understand and conceptualise than climate change.
― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:44 (twelve years ago)
xpost
Looks like a compilation of the little historical videos that are in the blu-ray special features. It's nice that someone pulled these together because watching them in a million 5 minute chunks is a pain in the ass
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:51 (twelve years ago)
Giant fire breathing dragons that actually wiped out entire cities and killed thousands trumps scientific models and hypotheses. But speaking of climate change, you'd think some of these dudes might be preparing for potential endless winter, too. Winter is coming, etc. So we've got the threat of dragons (real, recent), snow zombies (mythical) and a long winter (people know about this, right? or was the last Westeros ice age eons ago, too.)
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:56 (twelve years ago)
http://io9.com/5906300/5-scientific-explanations-for-game-of-thrones-messed-up-seasons
yeah there are tons of explanations for why a planet would have irregular seasons. a planet that would have both these irregular seasons AND an ecology that closely mirrors earth's is, however, ridiculous. but, you know, MAGIC!
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:58 (twelve years ago)
it is magical how boring you are about this
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:59 (twelve years ago)
That's my fave aspect of the show, actually. Magic is real but hardly pervasive. Just every once in a while, oh yeah, MAGIC. Like, you'd think a red witch with actual powers would be as pervasive as dragon skulls, but no, just another headache to deal with.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:59 (twelve years ago)
persuasive not pervasive.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:00 (twelve years ago)
i think the d&d dungeon master's guide would describe this as a 'low magic world'
― Mordy, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:04 (twelve years ago)
in the books there are numerous hints about the seasons and seeing as a major theme of the series is a) magic is returning to the world and b) a really long winter (brought by the magical ice creatures* & their zombies) is coming and everyone's going to be fucked, I would hardly say it's a deux ex machina. there's clearly a resolution coming.
*not a spoiler, see end of last episode when guy drops the water & it freezes.
― gyac, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:04 (twelve years ago)
u just kill them w obsidian daggers not really that big a deal jeez
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:22 (twelve years ago)
and they call them dragonglass. hmmm, makes you wonder....
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:24 (twelve years ago)
interesting thing from those videos is that the Starks are sorta ethnically distinct from the rest of westeros.
― ryan, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:37 (twelve years ago)
I like that the different speakers in that video describe their history differently, depending on how their family was affected by the events.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:56 (twelve years ago)
i always figured the weird seasons were caused by their planet spinning on an irregular axis (i have no science credentials)
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:47 (twelve years ago)
The sun probably spins around the earth in westeros
― 龜, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 05:24 (twelve years ago)
I imagine when shakey reads terry pratchett he is thinking " HM! Could a giant space turtle REALLY support four giant space elephants AND a whole planet?! SCIENCE, ANSWER ME!"
― 龜, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 05:26 (twelve years ago)
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 3:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
well but the targareyan's have been entirely wiped out excepting a teenaged girl from the pov of tywin lannister et al. "winter is coming" is basically a phrase that everyone makes fun of b/c lol the pessimist starks who shut themselves away in the north and are m/l a different race than the Andal people who control the rest of Westeros (excepting Dorne). The threat of dragons that last really laid any kind of waste to westeros is well out of recent memory (all the popular songs now are things like "Rains of Castamere," narratives about political treachery and military strength) and, "whoa a young lady has some dragons on another continent" isn't really actionable intelligence. It's kinda like Who Gives a Shit? The coming long winter, and the Lannister destruction of the bread basket of Westeros in preparation for it, is one of Martin's critiques of the short-sightedness of war and those in power. No matter how little food is available for the "small folk" Tywin and Cersei will have all the feasts they want! There's no sense of need for those in power outside of protecting that power so there will remain no sense of need. And as far as the White Walkers are concerned, it's been literally thousands of years since the wall has really been anything other than a kind of polite prison camp. White Walkers are a fairy tale. The watch is desperate for recruits, why wouldn't they say they've seen mythical bullshit coming to gain more men? They've got like a hundred dudes! They'd do anything for new blood!
anyways i have always read the White Walkers as a metaphor for the inevitable inaction on climate change until it's actually making the rich suffer, so props to whoever brought up the idea.
― Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 08:05 (twelve years ago)
I usually avoid this thread cos of fear of spoilers and increasing distaste for the show's politics, bt awesome post man
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 08:35 (twelve years ago)
def feel that they lost momentum with the white walkers after the end of season 2 - all that marching towards the wall but where are they now? meanwhile bran suddenly goes from a snail's pace north to suddenly at craster's in just a couple of minutes.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 10:36 (twelve years ago)
Didn't we determine they're just somewhere ... chillin'?
xpost Someone's been doing some out of class reading! Seriously, though, good post. I'm glad someone is paying attention. Speaking of which, though, the show's done a pretty poor job establishing the extent of poverty, starvation, etc., imo. It all just looks like generic grim movie Medieval misery and squalor to me.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 11:36 (twelve years ago)
I think the point of Feast For Crows, if indeed there was one, to establish said poverty and starvation. Not much smallfolk action in the first three books.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 11:39 (twelve years ago)
there's definitely a sense in books 2 and 3 that the countryside and villages have been devestated to a large extent
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:34 (twelve years ago)
There are moments in the show where I totally expect it to bust out into:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGpVcdqeS0
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:35 (twelve years ago)
Iirc, the only real glimpse we've gotten of the plebes, at least in King's Landing, is the ep where Joffrey ventures out into the public and almost gets killed.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:36 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xd_zkMEgkI
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:38 (twelve years ago)
Sorry, been a while since I watched this, actually.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:40 (twelve years ago)
the thing this season with the hound and arya's encounter with the guy and his daughter was supposed to be a little bit of that flavour i guess
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:42 (twelve years ago)
Python or just poor people in general? Because it was a bit of both.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:54 (twelve years ago)
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 6:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ya but dude we see storms and icebergs melting on tv. in GoT there's no mass media or even real historical record and most people cant even read. they have more pressing things to worry about most of the time.
― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:21 (twelve years ago)
lol Terry Pratchett I ain't reading that crapxxxxxp
― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:24 (twelve years ago)
The climate change stuff, sure, I get that. But dragons were 150 years earlier, which is not long ago, and there are actual giant skulls and real proof, and no one denies they existed and killed untold numbers of people. If the US Civil War was filled with game-changing, people-eating fire breathing dragons, I'm not sure any degree of illiteracy would make people forget that. It'd be like the dinosaurs lived not 70+ million years ago but in the 1800s and were a scourge and almost destroyed society.
Do we know if these people age like us humans?
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:26 (twelve years ago)
yes but we live in a world of civil war docs and tv shows and books. there's no printing press even in GoT world!
at this point they're basically legendary
― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:31 (twelve years ago)
― Josh in Chicago
They do.
there are actual giant skulls and real proof
None of which the peasants get to see.
I think in a pre-mass media society the boundary between myth and history is far far hazier than what we're used to.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:32 (twelve years ago)
also they do mention them, they're just not freaking out about them, and they dont really have reason to
― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:34 (twelve years ago)
(that they know of)
I don't think anyone has ever treated dragons as legendary on the show? And why would they? We only disbelieve magic because where told to do so, for the largest part of human history, everyone agreed that a guy could be crucified and then come back to life three days later.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:34 (twelve years ago)
You guys are right that the boundary between myth and history would be hazy, but it really goes in the opposite direction. 150 years after dragons decimated a city, the populace would probably believe that the city had been full of unicorns. Stories rarely became less legendary over time.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:40 (twelve years ago)
Because they're fire breathing dragons who just a couple of generations ago were actual death-from-above beasts who destroyed cities? If someone had a baby dragon, I wouldn't think, aw, how cute, thank god that will never get bigger and try to kill me. But hey, that's just me.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:41 (twelve years ago)
150 years is really not that long.
ideology can do funny things to historical memory.
― ryan, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:45 (twelve years ago)
I guess it's like, I'm sure we're all concerned about the re-emergence of the far right and neo-Nazism in Europe right now, but we all spend the vast majority of our time worrying about personal shit rather than that. And we have much more direct evidence of that than the people of Westeros do of the return of the dragons.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:51 (twelve years ago)
And we have far less to worry about in our day to day lives.