Down the street from me is the Kandy Shoppe tattoo studio that advertises "$20 BIG TATTOOS." I kind of want to stop in just to check out the artists' portfolios.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:22 (twelve years ago)
'we do 157 variations on the YOLO theme'
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:22 (twelve years ago)
There was some troubled QB that came to spring practice all out of shape a few years ago, and the coaching staff said they had already had his concerns since he came back from break with a tattoo on his back the size of a pancake.
And I was disappointed because the first time I heard about that, I thought the guy had gotten a tattoo of a pancake on his back. No wonder we didn't go to the Citrus Bowl that year.
― pplains, Saturday, 26 April 2014 21:43 (twelve years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/10155260_671613119541739_4373507893014351862_n.jpg
pls to chemically castrate whoever put this image tgether.
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 27 April 2014 05:19 (twelve years ago)
that girl is like 5
― mattresslessness, Sunday, 27 April 2014 06:33 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/530887_10150639659656344_1988854631_n.jpgARGH
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:03 (twelve years ago)
http://d202m5krfqbpi5.cloudfront.net/books/1344369110l/310039.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:19 (twelve years ago)
what a terrible person
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:43 (twelve years ago)
just grateful I can still make out with other band members' boyfriends at the bar tbh
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 07:53 (twelve years ago)
like the half-hearted attempts at pronoun inclusiveness in the middle of gender specific 'no Yoko' crap.
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 08:24 (twelve years ago)
Oh god my housemate's mum just posted the same "when you buy from the artist" BS as in the OG post but in a diff format arrrrgh.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 08:40 (twelve years ago)
It's true, artists are better than normal people. j/k
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:21 (twelve years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10155004_10151961585521901_1544257547021627939_n.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:36 (twelve years ago)
| In the end, Paul McCartney always wins.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:37 (twelve years ago)
Show me some men who look like old lesbians!
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:42 (twelve years ago)
Beat me at Rock Band one more time and you're out of the will!
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:43 (twelve years ago)
"My children beat me at Punch Out on the video game so I ate their children. I'm Mike Tyson, goddammit, don't ever forget that."
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:58 (twelve years ago)
Some of you all might want to skip this next post, because it's strictly for INTELLECTUALS
http://m.tickld.com/x/20-jokes-that-only-intellectuals-will-understand
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:41 (twelve years ago)
show me some men who look like old admiral ackbars
― balls, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:57 (twelve years ago)
THERE IS ONLY ONE KIND OF INTELLIGENCE! xp
― clouds, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 23:42 (twelve years ago)
Man #4 units joke makes me want to puke
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:57 (twelve years ago)
And I will punch a logician in the face
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:59 (twelve years ago)
Interesting how the "mathematician and engineer" are always assumed to be male in these jokes
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:00 (twelve years ago)
Moral of #7: only intellectuals understand roman numerals.
― Aimless, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:14 (twelve years ago)
http://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10313854_10152164339814121_4646754033926386472_n.jpg
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 1 May 2014 13:30 (twelve years ago)
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, May 1, 2014 1:00 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
helium, too
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 1 May 2014 13:56 (twelve years ago)
it's HE-lium, not SHE-lium
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:07 (twelve years ago)
http://media.bizj.us/view/img/2564541/img0939*600xx3096-2061-70-140.jpg
― silverfish, Thursday, 1 May 2014 18:18 (twelve years ago)
bahaha
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 May 2014 05:14 (twelve years ago)
xps intellectuals know stuff, so knowing about some stuff makes u an intellectual
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:26 (twelve years ago)
It's simple logic
What u call a sillyjism
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:27 (twelve years ago)
in Chinese this is called "silly jism"
― you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 06:28 (twelve years ago)
share if you're a intellectual too!
15 ways you know you're an intellectual
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:31 (twelve years ago)
1. You have been executed by the Khmer Rouge
― you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 06:32 (twelve years ago)
2. glasses
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:33 (twelve years ago)
3. impenetrable French accent
― you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 06:36 (twelve years ago)
4. you know about david bowie
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:38 (twelve years ago)
5. Unemployed amirite
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:48 (twelve years ago)
6. you read books for fun that aren't about teenage wizards
― you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 07:28 (twelve years ago)
7. ur well into sharing listicles on social media
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 2 May 2014 09:26 (twelve years ago)
8. You are a teenage wizard
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:35 (twelve years ago)
9. You read a joke about logicians and don't want to smack the joke writer over the head
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:43 (twelve years ago)
10. other people are dum
― conrad, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:46 (twelve years ago)
11. Follow I Fucking Love Science on Facebook
― 1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:47 (twelve years ago)
12. Loathed by fascists
― 1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:48 (twelve years ago)
13. can make the case that Khmer Rouge weren't fascists
― conrad, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:51 (twelve years ago)
this is not an artist thing but some people from my high school really like this page https://www.facebook.com/MommysTimeOutWine
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:54 (twelve years ago)
14. have heard of Khmer Rouge lol that snds like a kind of make up bruv
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:57 (twelve years ago)