why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:32 (twelve years ago)

i thought he might be a shitty motivational speaker or a preacher of some kind
how wrong was i

Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Saturday, 26 April 2014 16:47 (twelve years ago)

i love how shitty country dudes' tats are

I've noticed lately at the student gym that there seem to be tons of 20 year old frat bros with ridiculously terrible 1990s tribal tattoos and I really can't understand how this happens.

joygoat, Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:02 (twelve years ago)

Down the street from me is the Kandy Shoppe tattoo studio that advertises "$20 BIG TATTOOS." I kind of want to stop in just to check out the artists' portfolios.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:22 (twelve years ago)

'we do 157 variations on the YOLO theme'

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:22 (twelve years ago)

There was some troubled QB that came to spring practice all out of shape a few years ago, and the coaching staff said they had already had his concerns since he came back from break with a tattoo on his back the size of a pancake.

And I was disappointed because the first time I heard about that, I thought the guy had gotten a tattoo of a pancake on his back. No wonder we didn't go to the Citrus Bowl that year.

pplains, Saturday, 26 April 2014 21:43 (twelve years ago)

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pls to chemically castrate whoever put this image tgether.

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 27 April 2014 05:19 (twelve years ago)

that girl is like 5

mattresslessness, Sunday, 27 April 2014 06:33 (twelve years ago)

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ARGH

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:03 (twelve years ago)

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Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:19 (twelve years ago)

what a terrible person

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:43 (twelve years ago)

just grateful I can still make out with other band members' boyfriends at the bar tbh

From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 07:53 (twelve years ago)

like the half-hearted attempts at pronoun inclusiveness in the middle of gender specific 'no Yoko' crap.

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 08:24 (twelve years ago)

Oh god my housemate's mum just posted the same "when you buy from the artist" BS as in the OG post but in a diff format arrrrgh.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 08:40 (twelve years ago)

It's true, artists are better than normal people. j/k

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:21 (twelve years ago)

| In the end, Paul McCartney always wins.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:37 (twelve years ago)

Show me some men who look like old lesbians!

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:42 (twelve years ago)

Beat me at Rock Band one more time and you're out of the will!

nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:43 (twelve years ago)

"My children beat me at Punch Out on the video game so I ate their children. I'm Mike Tyson, goddammit, don't ever forget that."

pplains, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:58 (twelve years ago)

Some of you all might want to skip this next post, because it's strictly for INTELLECTUALS

http://m.tickld.com/x/20-jokes-that-only-intellectuals-will-understand

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:41 (twelve years ago)

show me some men who look like old admiral ackbars

balls, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:57 (twelve years ago)

THERE IS ONLY ONE KIND OF INTELLIGENCE! xp

clouds, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 23:42 (twelve years ago)

Man #4 units joke makes me want to puke

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:57 (twelve years ago)

And I will punch a logician in the face

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:59 (twelve years ago)

Interesting how the "mathematician and engineer" are always assumed to be male in these jokes

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:00 (twelve years ago)

Moral of #7: only intellectuals understand roman numerals.

Aimless, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:14 (twelve years ago)

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▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 1 May 2014 13:30 (twelve years ago)

Interesting how the "mathematician and engineer" are always assumed to be male in these jokes

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, May 1, 2014 1:00 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

helium, too

From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 1 May 2014 13:56 (twelve years ago)

it's HE-lium, not SHE-lium

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:07 (twelve years ago)

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silverfish, Thursday, 1 May 2014 18:18 (twelve years ago)

bahaha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 May 2014 05:14 (twelve years ago)

xps intellectuals know stuff, so knowing about some stuff makes u an intellectual

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:26 (twelve years ago)

It's simple logic

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:26 (twelve years ago)

What u call a sillyjism

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:27 (twelve years ago)

in Chinese this is called "silly jism"

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 06:28 (twelve years ago)

share if you're a intellectual too!

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 06:28 (twelve years ago)

15 ways you know you're an intellectual

difficult listening hour, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:31 (twelve years ago)

1. You have been executed by the Khmer Rouge

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 06:32 (twelve years ago)

2. glasses

difficult listening hour, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:33 (twelve years ago)

3. impenetrable French accent

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 06:36 (twelve years ago)

4. you know about david bowie

difficult listening hour, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:38 (twelve years ago)

5. Unemployed amirite

wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:48 (twelve years ago)

6. you read books for fun that aren't about teenage wizards

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 07:28 (twelve years ago)

7. ur well into sharing listicles on social media

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 2 May 2014 09:26 (twelve years ago)

8. You are a teenage wizard

nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:35 (twelve years ago)

9. You read a joke about logicians and don't want to smack the joke writer over the head

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:43 (twelve years ago)

10. other people are dum

conrad, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:46 (twelve years ago)

11. Follow I Fucking Love Science on Facebook

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:47 (twelve years ago)

12. Loathed by fascists

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:48 (twelve years ago)


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