vote for the most terrifying gigantic statue of all time

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what is with these ginormous buddhist affronts to the impermanence of all existence, kinda seems like someone woulda spoken up waaaay before all the laboring on stones & such ever got close to completion

j., Friday, 25 April 2014 23:51 (twelve years ago)

who on earth is that giant head rising above the rock face? the photo with the chinese banners? what a weird image.

president of the people's republic of antarctica (Arctic Mindbath), Friday, 25 April 2014 23:59 (twelve years ago)

Here is a giant buddha in Sri Lanka who has people living in his head:

http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/03/aa/6a/be/wewurukannala-vihara.jpg

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Saturday, 26 April 2014 02:55 (twelve years ago)

In terms of statues I have to put up with almost every working day, this one's fairly terrifying:

http://media4.troverapp.com/T/4fcbc70dfeaf5e1e5d00006b/large_2x.jpg

imago, Saturday, 26 April 2014 03:36 (twelve years ago)

Watching "Jason And The Argonauts" ruined me for life. I have never (WILL never) visit The Statue If Liberty and walking by that big statue at Rockefeller Center still gives me the creeps. I hate these things. Cool thread, though!

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 26 April 2014 03:40 (twelve years ago)

Mind you I saw that film the first time when I was around 4 and have watched it again since but that Titan...brrrr. CGI can never go there.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 26 April 2014 03:43 (twelve years ago)

M. John Harrison's story "Settling the World" to this awesome thread.

Choogle Plus (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:24 (twelve years ago)

Future contender, the 563 ft Crazy Horse memorial.

http://www.crazyhorsememorial.org/images/about-future2.jpg

nickn, Saturday, 26 April 2014 07:33 (twelve years ago)

Brest Hero-Fortress memorial, Belarus:

http://i.imgur.com/RCwzya4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/S1hUikp.jpg

a monument to those valiant warriors who lost their battle with scoliosis the Wehrmacht. it may not be the biggest statue in the world, but it's certainly the biggest disappointed dad ("I died defending the Motherland against the Nazis, and what have you done with your day?"), and it must be extremely demoralizing to witness his great hulking disdain in person.

tao lin wolf (unregistered), Saturday, 26 April 2014 15:12 (twelve years ago)

(CNN came under fire a couple of months ago for including it in its "world's ugliest monuments" listicle)

tao lin wolf (unregistered), Saturday, 26 April 2014 15:15 (twelve years ago)

the sheep house is amazing btw

tao lin wolf (unregistered), Saturday, 26 April 2014 15:19 (twelve years ago)

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6c/23/03/6c2303b1971bba110188089ddd6822f2.jpg

the mighty Johnny Kaw of Manhattan, Kansas, the local Paul Bunyan

Euler, Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:15 (twelve years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LQ-m6mr3vIw/T_BJFwcP42I/AAAAAAAAAZg/PEzMSju-yLA/s1600/IMG_5063.jpg

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:20 (twelve years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/Elefant_der_Bastille.jpg/640px-Elefant_der_Bastille.jpg

"Napoleon planned many urban regeneration projects for Paris and was particularly fond of monuments to his victories. He wanted to create a significant triumphal structure to demonstrate his military prowess and began the process of designing a 24 m (78 ft) bronze elephant. He planned to use the bronze from cannon captured in battle melted down and recast to create an imposing structure. A stairway would allow visitors to ascend one of the elephant's legs to an observation platform on its back.... The construction work stopped in 1815 after the defeat of Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo."

Euler, Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:21 (twelve years ago)

http://img.groundspeak.com/waymarking/display/9a3d519c-1d2f-45d2-9316-fcddf23c9acc.jpg

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:23 (twelve years ago)

oh i know that guy cos...

http://www.vinylvendors.com/Pictures/l/i/liveskull424969.jpg

where is it? what is it?

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:27 (twelve years ago)

obviously he's moved since that record cover

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:28 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/NrBFaUZ.jpg?1

Friend of Lana Turner. It's in NJ, iirc.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:34 (twelve years ago)

ha that's awesome!

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:36 (twelve years ago)

lol that doorway O_o

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:59 (twelve years ago)

http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/middle-finger-statue.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 26 April 2014 21:02 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/JFHZb0o.jpg

, Sunday, 27 April 2014 03:42 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/iaJ5m0Q.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/TlcTLnk.jpg

, Sunday, 27 April 2014 03:46 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/svTQh9X.jpg

'Sup

, Sunday, 27 April 2014 03:50 (twelve years ago)

wow!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 April 2014 03:54 (twelve years ago)

The giant sheep (ram, really) isnt a house, its a horrbile tourist attraction. Australia has a bizarre fascination with Giant Things.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:16 (twelve years ago)

http://www.mir.com.my/leofoo/Thaipusam/Batu_caves_KL.jpg

You have to walk up 272 steps to get to the cave temples behind Lord Murugan's head

Roz, Sunday, 27 April 2014 05:28 (twelve years ago)

that one's awesome

ogmor, Sunday, 27 April 2014 06:55 (twelve years ago)

I always like the gentle reminders the Soviets left across the Axis countries about who won the war:

http://i.imgur.com/8FSxEDM.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hmHqsGH.jpg

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Sunday, 27 April 2014 07:02 (twelve years ago)

^oversized games workshop model

ogmor, Sunday, 27 April 2014 07:10 (twelve years ago)

NSFW
http://www.reuzeninvlaanderen.be/site/sites/default/files/010_1.JPG
http://hlnregiophotoprovider0.hln-cdn.be/photo/herve-missiaen-bij-de-reus-langs-de-e17-nbsp-nbsp-foto-henk-deleu/p1/img-NzM0MTg1MDQvYXQvNjY4NzExOS82NDB4NjQwL0ZU/6687119.jpeg
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Giant naked cyclops next to E17 motorway in Belgium (you can see the motorway on the right in the second picture) - it has been there before, about 2 years ago, but was set alight then. Has now been put back but the owner of the forklift company, who is an art lover who did this because he wants to promote art in his industrial zone, is getting threatening letters again.

StanM, Sunday, 27 April 2014 08:09 (twelve years ago)

as this thread has been sullied w/ plenty of ungiant unterrifying specimens already, the caganer can't really do any harm

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rb1TnWLyX4g/TRKeBHIw0BI/AAAAAAAAAVk/pbMBB4KeP8o/s1600/giant_caganer_medium.jpg

ogmor, Sunday, 27 April 2014 08:19 (twelve years ago)

loool @ cyclops

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 April 2014 14:04 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Fuck every one of these statues.

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4076/4745626513_e42f88b11b_z.jpg

And yes, it's beautiful, but especially this one.

pplains, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:13 (twelve years ago)

I can't even deal with this thing outside an RV park that used to be a novelty stop sign.

http://i.imgur.com/1beJ9sl.png

pplains, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:16 (twelve years ago)

to be clear I love all the statues here & don't want anyone to think I was denigrating their contributions. anyway I think the most actually terrifying might have to be either to moai or the sphinx, on the grounds that having outlasted the systems of belief which led to their construction, they have this unknowable ghostly power.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-718a9zXxgNY/UOiN5JnED8I/AAAAAAAAASg/rNvg6myLLMc/s1600/Moai-Statues-Easter-Island-1.jpeg

apparently the moai originally had eyes. can't decide if that makes them more or less creepy. prob more creepy.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wAMI_vZQpUo/TGRgVCk4gBI/AAAAAAAAAXA/f9Cnn0u2nag/s320/moai_eyes.jpg

I can understand why you might want to topple them

http://31.media.tumblr.com/79f82a9afd47884a9d12a9a83fa32ef9/tumblr_mvqlx0LS031sh962to1_500.jpg

the arabs call the sphinx 'father of dread' which seems on point. imagining it lurking under the sand for vast periods of time is unsettling.

ogmor, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 23:59 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:01 (twelve years ago)

landslide!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hqhVcgVUwdw/UQ-n02OopHI/AAAAAAABAxk/ZyHIzb4wv_s/s1600/Motherland_Calls_021.jpg

it did inspire the poll in the first place

ogmor, Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:01 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/3jlSqXV.jpg

I'm gonna go see this tmr

, Thursday, 1 May 2014 09:07 (twelve years ago)

This is the greatest thread ever. Good work, y'all.

ailsa, Thursday, 1 May 2014 11:29 (twelve years ago)

wow @ this thread

not that gigantic, but kinda terrifying nonetheless:

http://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Planet-by-Marc-Quinn-650x403.jpg

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Thursday, 1 May 2014 12:20 (twelve years ago)

Indeed, amazing tread.

i reject your shiny expensive consumerist stereo system (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 1 May 2014 13:12 (twelve years ago)

Thread.

i reject your shiny expensive consumerist stereo system (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 1 May 2014 13:13 (twelve years ago)

I get very uncomfortable just looking at these fuckers. It's weird and I don't know why. I don't have a strong feeling toward trees, rocks or buildings in the same way.

But shit like this ... ughhh

http://fineprintnyc.com/images/blog/old-new-york/part-1/1886-Statue-of-Liberty-face-waiting-for-installation.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 1 May 2014 13:26 (twelve years ago)

Feeling you on the discomfort and not knowing why. I was fascinated/terrified by renderings of Colossus of Rhodes in a book I had when I was little.

I don't think this one was mentioned upthread, but the Vulcan statue in Birmingham, Alabama is still a weird/scary sighting for me when I travel through the south:

http://cumberland.samford.edu/files/u52/Copy_of_vulcan.jpg

A Perfect Ratio of Choogle to Jam (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:50 (twelve years ago)


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