vote for the most terrifying gigantic statue of all time

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xxxp I am very much delighted by the whimsical 'Jesus surprised by crane up the arse' statue, much less delighted by the big Buddha, mainly due to its gaudy colour than its melty fingers.

Blandford Forum, Friday, 25 April 2014 10:21 (twelve years ago)

lol

relatively small but you can't argue with a sea demon luring you into the waves

http://www.huahintrip.com/images/phocagallery/beaches/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_Giant%20statue%20at%20Puk%20Tien%20beach.jpeg

statue of Pee Seua Samut. will agree this one is delightful, it's too playful to be fearful

ogmor, Friday, 25 April 2014 10:24 (twelve years ago)

these are all awesome without exception and justify the human species almost

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 April 2014 10:25 (twelve years ago)

seems like genghis khan is finished terrorizing everyone & is content to survey his homeland for eternity. this is still uncannily huge though

http://i.imgur.com/YgIxXQ8.jpg

ogmor, Friday, 25 April 2014 10:28 (twelve years ago)

that's beautiful

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 10:32 (twelve years ago)

http://www.bdonline.co.uk/pictures/636x441fitpad%5B237%5D/0/0/4/1665004_White_Horse_image6_ready.jpg

^ ebbsfleet horse pining for the days of equine domination

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 10:32 (twelve years ago)

just realized I'm being slow and that nick b & soref were talking about the same thing. can't believe I've never heard of the dream. seems like quite an ambiguous statue. catches the sunshine well, as does the african renaissance monument

http://artasiapacific.com/image_columns/0000/9882/img_9436.jpg

ogmor, Friday, 25 April 2014 10:35 (twelve years ago)

idk really know what to make of it, seems somewhat unloved

ogmor, Friday, 25 April 2014 10:36 (twelve years ago)

idk i don't really know...

ogmor, Friday, 25 April 2014 10:37 (twelve years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/11/06/article-1327239-0BF090FF000005DC-331_634x655.jpg

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:07 (twelve years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/11/06/article-1327239-0BF05CD6000005DC-939_634x397.jpg

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:08 (twelve years ago)

that's the Christ the King statue in Poland btw, largest statue of Jay-C in the world

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:10 (twelve years ago)

http://joeorman.shutterace.com/Bizarre/bizarre_jesus2.jpg

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:15 (twelve years ago)

http://aminus3.s3.amazonaws.com/image/g0003/u00002410/i00261642/1aa373d5950901bc3020778744cbbde1_large.jpg

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:16 (twelve years ago)

aw man, that jesus looks chill as hell.

glasses jacket jerfman (how's life), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:23 (twelve years ago)

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/michael-jackson-statue-590x350.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:25 (twelve years ago)

That Thailand Buddha is pretty terrifying.

jmm, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:27 (twelve years ago)

http://images.travelpod.com/users/dabigeasymakers/1.1246228273.our-lady-of-the-rockies.jpg

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:29 (twelve years ago)

http://thesaint.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/awakening-sculpture.jpg

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:30 (twelve years ago)

^ terrifying reminder of the apaches PIF slurry pit scene

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:30 (twelve years ago)

ahah Josh. great one ! did they destroy that statue of is it somewhere, in a hangar, taking dust ?

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:31 (twelve years ago)

http://www.asianarchitecture.info/LegacyImages/M/MerlionSentosa-002a.jpg

Merlion of Sentosa, Singapore

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:32 (twelve years ago)

Probably going for the Motherland Calls, though I might go old-school and vote for the Colossus.

I do quite like the Angel of the North, but it doesn't stack up to the competition.

emil.y, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:36 (twelve years ago)

did they destroy that statue of is it somewhere, in a hangar, taking dust ?

this is supposedly the statue used in Italy, now in a Milan theme park with its head replaced by Wolverine

http://i32.tinypic.com/5zh9d.jpg

soref, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:41 (twelve years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9swSboK7gQc/S8nDkF1IRSI/AAAAAAAAAlo/mkTjUxPRkCM/s1600/Ron-Mueck-A-Girl-Sculpture.jpg

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:54 (twelve years ago)

http://squnches.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/2644616537_129e7217ff.jpg

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:03 (twelve years ago)

xxpost

wolverine -> werewolf -> thriller -> MJ (+ bonus theme park) = makes perfect sense !

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 25 April 2014 14:06 (twelve years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WAQNGjTALao/TaIYXAl_jPI/AAAAAAAAB90/wQvnT4cQjWI/s1600/Adickes-beatles-wide-houston1.jpg

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:10 (twelve years ago)

A couple of these, especially that first Buddha way upthread, remind me of

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ppcccaps/wotw5.jpg

I just picture them all awakening and roaming the countryside in a reign of terror.

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:10 (twelve years ago)

amazing thread

Karl Malone, Friday, 25 April 2014 14:11 (twelve years ago)

http://lifevertical.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/jesus-statue.jpg

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:13 (twelve years ago)

What a splendid thread.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:24 (twelve years ago)

http://thebrotherhoodofevilgeeks.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/12140-medium.jpg

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:26 (twelve years ago)

out of this lot i'd probly vote for Genghis but really these guys shd be on here and winning:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-s02HbvL35WM/UWdy4LX3_lI/AAAAAAAAAvY/7tWhJw5PZrU/s1600/IMG_6642.JPG

so serene and lovely

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:28 (twelve years ago)

http://static.panoramio.com/photos/large/66473743.jpg

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:29 (twelve years ago)

http://www.gianthropology.com/observatory/bigpicture/bigpicture001/20050710DSCN1887Viking.jpg

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:37 (twelve years ago)

http://wideshut.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bohemian_grove3.jpg

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:53 (twelve years ago)

^ that is the giant spooky moloch owl thing being used in a bohemian grove club ritual btw

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:03 (twelve years ago)

God this thread is ruling me so hard

Khamma chameleon (Jon Lewis), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:15 (twelve years ago)

gonna save a bunch of these pictures

Khamma chameleon (Jon Lewis), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:15 (twelve years ago)

Voted Sulawesi btw, that thing is demonic

Khamma chameleon (Jon Lewis), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:16 (twelve years ago)

Does the writhing Vigelund column of humans not qualify? How tall is that thing?

Khamma chameleon (Jon Lewis), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:16 (twelve years ago)

these are all amazing but that Genghis Khan statue is the greatest

devvvine, Friday, 25 April 2014 15:18 (twelve years ago)

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/gallery/101018/GAL-10Oct18-6095/media/PHO-10Oct18-260985.jpg

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:19 (twelve years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Owgxo0uCZXA/S7lQbvL-jMI/AAAAAAAABDo/EjAfLUw4ZOA/s400/Yesus+Memberkati+-+Manado.JPG https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4073/4794075893_d0d59f4ec0_z.jpg

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:19 (twelve years ago)

what is that giant adorable baby?

glasses jacket jerfman (how's life), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:28 (twelve years ago)

not nearly enough giant robots yet

j., Friday, 25 April 2014 15:30 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEPJDkZRdJU

pplains, Sunday, 11 September 2022 02:57 (three years ago)

now wait one god damn minute

https://i.imgur.com/7dNkHGW.png

i'm looking at this. the bronze statue of Dizang goes by, I can tell from the adjacent statues that the staff the figure carries "doesn't count". it's the top of his head. ok.

but yet, when The Motherland Calls, suddenly the top of the sword is the line of measurement. now wait one god damn minute

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 September 2022 03:01 (three years ago)

this is a pretty sweet video though, thanks :D

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 September 2022 03:02 (three years ago)

I'd say the pedestal might not count, but then a certain green lady shows up.

pplains, Sunday, 11 September 2022 03:27 (three years ago)

Yeah, it's a cool video but the measurements are weird. I was under the impression that the standard way of measuring statue height is to include staffs (staves?) etc but to not count pedestals - I get that would prob spoil the aesthetic of such a video, but not convinced that they've got things right the way they've done it.

Also, I somehow missed that Bolivia ripped off Christ the Redeemer and made a bigger one, and then (not included in that video) Poland ripped them both off and made an even bigger one again!

http://witaworld.com/assets_image/content/large/post-9_1500995399.jpg

Being built:
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HQY1n3wIOvk/TNfNZy322hI/AAAAAAAAAUo/xEt_d5DLnT8/s1600/alg_largest_jesus.jpg

emil.y, Sunday, 11 September 2022 14:09 (three years ago)

lol at that last image!

I think the christian nations of the world should each build a really tall Jesus on this model. Then, there can be a competition and the winner can be placed on a very tall pedestal, towering above the others Jesuses

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 September 2022 14:36 (three years ago)

Or put the existing ones all together and rename them "The Three Christs of Ypsilanti".

ledge, Sunday, 11 September 2022 14:53 (three years ago)

i am working on a mockup.

this could change the future of giant statues

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 September 2022 15:38 (three years ago)

nevermind, it won't

https://i.imgur.com/Ep2umhw.gif

but what a world it could be

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 September 2022 16:10 (three years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/RB5T14O.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 11 September 2022 16:13 (three years ago)

omg karl

emil.y, Sunday, 11 September 2022 16:15 (three years ago)

WORSHIP CHRIST!!!

this one's slower, probably better

https://i.imgur.com/BShVqVu.gif

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 September 2022 16:21 (three years ago)

incredible

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 September 2022 18:37 (three years ago)

Not that it's worth a whole thread, but if there were one of the most terrifying gigantic buildings, the Abraj Al-bait clock tower would be on my list.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaseeK2sFTY

Bait Kush (Eric H.), Monday, 12 September 2022 00:44 (three years ago)

I like that they have a building in Atlanta, Georgia in there, I guess thinking it's the country of Georgia.

nickn, Monday, 12 September 2022 01:03 (three years ago)

Quality control on those videos is dreadful, there aren't two Turning Torsos, the one Kenya is Britam Tower.

ledge, Monday, 12 September 2022 16:03 (three years ago)

one month passes...

The height of statues from around the world.pic.twitter.com/Uggitgx6kj

— Fascinating (@fasc1nate) November 1, 2022

Fizzles, Tuesday, 1 November 2022 21:03 (three years ago)

Excellent - somehow missed that big lad at the end.

nashwan, Tuesday, 1 November 2022 22:48 (three years ago)

three months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/ZWx7WqJ.png

President of Destiny Encounters International (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 February 2023 02:01 (three years ago)

The horrible secret Mr. and Mrs. Peanut kept locked in the basement until it grew too big to contain

made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 09:21 (three years ago)

FEED ME SEYMOUR

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 15:33 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

Never forget there is a 16ft Tony Soprano statue at Vilnius train station in Lithuania. pic.twitter.com/Y8EUPEOmoJ

— Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17) March 11, 2023

underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Monday, 13 March 2023 03:50 (three years ago)

two months pass...

Instagram video, with sound:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CsvcYDMLFs0/

nickn, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 05:31 (three years ago)

lol, I just guessed that someone added screams to The Motherland Calls.

As to the link, under no circumstances would I take that ride.

peace, man, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 08:38 (three years ago)

two years pass...

i posted upthread about four years ago, revisiting today... as yesterday, i took a trip to the Angel of the North. my lifelong megalophobia has certainly waned - i can deal with skyscrapers and all that - but i've always had the biggest dread around this one. you see it along the motorway as you're heading up to it; it's looming and dark, and seems so out of place - that's the real thing about this phobia for me: it's a psychogeographical thing - structure which doesn't seem to belong that just throws off the otherwise natural surroundings...

at any rate, i arrived there with a big sinking feeling, shutting my eyes as i approached... but to my surprise, it's actually... not so big, after all? i felt something as i stood under its loom, but it wasn't fear. freaky, for sure, but i suppose i felt more intrigued. faceless, almost light in nature despite its weathered finish and incredible weight. it's a breathtaking work of art, really.

i had a much, much bigger fright when visiting liverpool for the first time a couple of years ago: i was walking through the city centre with a friend, and looked up to realize i was at the base of st john's beacon...! my heart immediately sank to my bollocks and i hit the deck crouching! the height of that thing is much more intense... i spent the rest of the afternoon gazing at it from different angles around the city in awe.

this is the exact spot.
https://www.euansguide.com/remote.axd/nucleusimagery.blob.core.windows.net%2Flive%2F4d22369c-5cc7-415e-8017-15a5cc599318?width=600&mode=crop
the eerie nature comes across much more in older photos, though...
https://i2-prod.liverpoolecho.co.uk/incoming/article9385658.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/1_JS30072767.jpg

maelin, Sunday, 17 August 2025 23:35 (nine months ago)

I know what you mean! I think!

Our tallest building, well, it's not really that tall, 45 stories or so. But there's this one hill nearby where as you climb up, the building slowly levitates into view, much like the moon does when it "rises."

https://i.imgur.com/zfzhN0O.png

Kinda weirds me out!

pplains, Monday, 18 August 2025 01:38 (nine months ago)


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