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― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:34 (twelve years ago)
I want to order that caesar salad and ask them to hold the lettuce
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:35 (twelve years ago)
thought that said "Mega crouton about 3,420,000 calories"
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:36 (twelve years ago)
Guy's Cheesecake Challenge $12A huge mountain of cheesecake topped with potato chips, pretzels + hot fudge.
AKA "a piece of cheesecake Guy dropped on his couch"
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:36 (twelve years ago)
Toga not included.
this is the greatest thing I've read today
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:37 (twelve years ago)
What you don't see is the behind the scenes sweatshop, with trafficking victims loading shovelfuls of salads into giant croutons, tattooing turkey burgers, making vats of Guy's blue-sabi sauce (the less you know about the better). The overseer calls himself the Mayor of Flavortown. On first offense, workers are punished by being made to wear the crown of prosciutto-wrapped provolone. Second offense and it's into the donkey sauce.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:37 (twelve years ago)
basically any Guy Fieri menu is a tour of Guy Fieri's sofa.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:38 (twelve years ago)
Order 'em in the city they were born!
― glasses jacket jerfman (how's life), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:42 (twelve years ago)
These wings are certainly not for the faint of heart & should probably be illegal.
― glasses jacket jerfman (how's life), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:44 (twelve years ago)
Worth posting this once more:
http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com/guy.jpg
― schwantz, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:45 (twelve years ago)
From http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com/
ahahaha I forgot about that
― dan m, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:46 (twelve years ago)
$2 to the ILMer who can survive the Captain Beefheart.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:46 (twelve years ago)
Two drumsticks of fried mortadella to go with the beef heart so that "you can rock out American style" thanks Guy! You're sweet.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:47 (twelve years ago)
can't wait til Guy starts incorporating Palcohol into his recipes
― Number None, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:01 (twelve years ago)
hahaha schwantz, someone just linked that to me on Facebook
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:02 (twelve years ago)
I would pay to see a Faust-style tragic play about Guy Fieri
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:06 (twelve years ago)
Called "The Mayor of Flavortown"
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:15 (twelve years ago)
Soundtrack by Smashmouth.
"Master and the Chillin' Like A Villain Margarita"
― schwantz, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:19 (twelve years ago)
Forget Schwantz... it's Flavortown
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:22 (twelve years ago)
don't see why we can't compose it right here, looks like we already have a pretty good start
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:25 (twelve years ago)
under no circumstances am i gising "meat blanket"
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:46 (twelve years ago)
that one sandwich is just a pastrami sandwich with a hamburger and onion straws stuck on it
― a strange man (mh), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 21:26 (twelve years ago)
Half of Guy's dishes are describable as "_____ with a hamburger and onion straws stuck on it"
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 22:14 (twelve years ago)
half of Guy's reviews on OKCupid are describable as "_____ with a hamburger and onion straws stuck on it"
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 22:19 (twelve years ago)
nobody's pointed out the top of the menu - A REAL HUMAN BEING - AND A REAL HERO
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 22:23 (twelve years ago)
always die when i open this thread and see "raw fish and seaweed"
― een, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 22:33 (twelve years ago)
Ain't Nothing Butta Chicken Wing...
All our wings are trimmed into "lollipops" so they're super easy to eat, then we brine & roast each one before frying & tossing in one of our off-da-hook wing sauces.
????? any pics of this
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:32 (twelve years ago)
i've seen this before and all i gotta say is:if you can't handle a wing in its natural state, you don't deserve a wing at all.
― ian, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:32 (twelve years ago)
http://www.babsprojects.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/lolypops1.jpg
― ian, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:33 (twelve years ago)
wtf there's perfectly good meat down near where you hold it!
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:38 (twelve years ago)
Chicken lollipops are great fuiud
― 龜, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:39 (twelve years ago)
I was shocked recently to see that one of the headline features on Yahoo was an instructional video on how to eat a chicken wing. The US educational system is a shambles. These lollipops are just the next step toward our ultimate destruction.
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:43 (twelve years ago)
It's an Indian-Chinese fast food dish, not surprised Guy is pillaging ethnic cuisines for inspiration ; )
― 龜, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:44 (twelve years ago)
i mean i'm sure the lollipops are good. wings are good. i'm a pretty ugly american but shaving off 75 percent of your food and throwing it in the trash so you don't have to use a napkin is pretty disgusting imo.
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:50 (twelve years ago)
Well in an Indian Chinese restaurant I guarantee you the trimmed off meat is going in a stir fry
I assume in Guy Fieri's restaurant that meat is being liquified for injecting into a cocktail
― 龜, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:54 (twelve years ago)
lol
― glasses jacket jerfman (how's life), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:55 (twelve years ago)
there is no meat-shaving involved. wings are just severed at the joint, de-skinned and flipped inside out.
― r. bean (soda), Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:02 (twelve years ago)
Damn that sounds great. I want one right now
― 龜, Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:08 (twelve years ago)
i'm not eating anything described as "gnarly"
― brimstead, Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:14 (twelve years ago)
ah ok. well shit i want to pop some 'pops then
― slam dunk, Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:39 (twelve years ago)
My kind of popage.
― nickn, Thursday, 24 April 2014 07:13 (twelve years ago)
my friend was saying the lollipop chicken wing thing exists in the world of jacques pepin and company
not sure making all your wings into lollipop variety is cool
― a strange man (mh), Thursday, 24 April 2014 15:24 (twelve years ago)
yeah the lollipop thing is def from haute cuisine
― gbx, Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:12 (twelve years ago)
lamb lollipops are what's up.
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:13 (twelve years ago)
From The AV Club's "What's On TV This Week" column:
Diners, Drive-Ins, And Dives (Food Network, 10 p.m., Friday): “MEATBALL! LOLLIPOPS!” screamed the hideous beast Fieri outside of Mama Giada’s Meatball Emporium, your place for meatballs on the Lower East Side. “Batten down the door!” said Tony, a server on his first shift. But it was too late. Guy Fieri had read the title of this week’s episode, “From Meatballs To Lollipops,” and had spun into a frothing rage of hunger. His claws scratched at the door as the Fieri beast threw himself over and over again at it. Tony winced, trying in vain to hold it closed. He was a 25-year-old power lifter pursuing his MBA at City College, but he was no match for the Fieri’s rapacious appetite. “MEATBALL LOLLIPOPS!” Fieri roared, finally battering the door in and scrabbling into the restaurant. “WITH DELICIOUS SAAAAUCE!” Tony died of his injuries.
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Friday, 25 April 2014 18:18 (twelve years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnCe2LdCUAAkMQA.jpg
― dan m, Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:54 (twelve years ago)
larry king or zombie al davis?
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 May 2014 20:33 (twelve years ago)