what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

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You sure you mean that James? :P

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― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

somehow i don't see trayce or andrew taking me up on the offer :)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

that wasn't at all what i had in mind.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

it's a different matter altogether if i'm involved :P

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't say that either :P

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

*gets out the scotchguard*

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

you better believe it.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, scotchguard makes poor lube.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

you know this how?

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

he subscribes to What Lube

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"What? Lube?? Are you quite mad?"

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

the letters page is a real hoot

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dear dear dear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

What a long-ass thread.

(No pun etc)

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Your roommate got buttfucked by a hipster bingo, geezus!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"Bingo"? What numbers represent assfucking?

Clearly, Gear!'s never seen 101 Reykjavik.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that a film? I started reading a book called that but it made me think of the life of an ILXer too much and I gave up before the end.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, my name isn't Pete. I used to get told off for that at school.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"I once saw two couples fucking about 3 feet beside each other, standing up, outside the local train station.
I'd say they were about 16, THEY ARE SURELY GOING TO BURN IN HELL. "

the boys will get stuck at the hell hole with cocks that long!

xpost 33 can be a potential assfucker?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, wrong thread.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, Nick, it's a film. I liked it, could've done without the Spanish bisexual, but hey.

This thread's put my loud next-door housemate and the couple I saw finishing up a quickie on the tube (I was waiting for it, thank God) into perspective.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I am so gonna get fired for reading this thread at work but i just don't care!

It has the phrase "smears her cummy hinder all over the kitchen" init and the word assspunk!!!

Dan, when you run for president you must incorporte these words into your campaign speeches.

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

you can never have too many Spanish bisexuals

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread's put my loud next-door housemate and the couple I saw finishing up a quickie on the tube (I was waiting for it, thank God) into perspective.

Please explain the '(I was waiting for it, thank God)'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Once, years ago, I had a party and two friends of mine (both girls) had a threesome in my bed with some guy, while I was sleeping on another bed, passed out. I wasn't angry at them (the guy was hot), but I did change the sheets.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

But those were the wild days of my youth, there hasn't been threesomes or foursomes or fivesomes in ages.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I am sooo ill, i read that as '..I had a pasty...'!!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

that never happened. none of this ever really happened.

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

*Stevem clicks his heels together whilst repeating 'there's no place like home' to himsel.*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

N, I wanted them to finish so I could get some sloppy seconds.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

But honestly, I was just glad I a. wasn't there with them, being on the other side of the tube, and b. knew where not to sit.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Was 'In The Air Tonight' playing? Are you a hobo?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

It was 'In Tne Ass Tonight' and I do resemble a hobo now, what with my thick and luxuriant beard.

The Tube probably makes Gear!'s couch look like a sterilised area - oh wait.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

It was 'In The Ass Tonight' and I do resemble a hobo now, what with my thick and luxuriant beard.

The Tube probably makes Gear!'s couch look like a sterilised area - oh wait.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

(Sorry on at least two counts there)

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Scary thing is I've used the word 'asspunk' before a few times. Not in this context, though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: "asspunk" vs "assspunk"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

vs "azzzspunk"

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I would like to tell Kim (xxxpost) that I did what I did for the good of the thread.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

We spoke earlier and I agreed not to speak of the incident to anyone, whoops.

Well, you haven't techincally spoken about it, just written about it, right?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, better to write about it and leave permanent evidence than to speak words that'll just melt in the air.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

My name isn't actually "Gear!" of course

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it Geir?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

If it was Geir, the trucker-hat guy would have left a copies of Rubber Soul and The Man Who behind instead of Weezer and JEW.

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't want to associate Geir with buttsex okay thx bye.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

ahhhh no no in fact I just bought Black Caesar the other night

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

And a fine movie it is.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The Olde English coincidence, too, huh?

I have the vague, likely-teased-out-more-clearly-with-drunkenness inkling that this whole scenario is a complex, labyrinthinely symbolic love letter from Gear to ILE. Somehow...

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I do love you all excepting that strange photographer fop from San Francisco who threatened us with libel but I didn't even know about the Olde English in-joke, I'm so out of the ILX loop.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

donutbitch, what's your beef with beachwood sparks? (i'm not a fan aside from some VERY early stuff and their sade cover)

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

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