well just think of how close your eyes are to your face, and they're like super useful
― j., Tuesday, 15 April 2014 00:00 (ten years ago) link
true
http://www.maniacworld.com/crazy-eyes.jpg
― Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 00:09 (ten years ago) link
the only utility I see for this device is amateur porn. So WHERE IS IT?!?!?!?
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 00:10 (ten years ago) link
Encountered my first Glass-wearer a couple of weeks ago at a medium-sized social event in NYC. The crowd there was mostly tech-ignorant - maybe a few people there were aware of the product but there was no rioting. Once you notice them, you're constantly aware of their presence - like when you first notice workplace surveillance cameras.
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 00:11 (ten years ago) link
Do these things only respond to the masters voice? Cause otherwise you could prank people wearing them pretty easily
― ביטקוין (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 00:42 (ten years ago) link
the thought of porn with googly people in it makes me queasy
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 09:19 (ten years ago) link
you have to have sex twice, in exactly the same way; the first time it's the woman wearing the google glass and the second time it's the guy, then you edit together and it looks like nobody's wearing it
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 09:47 (ten years ago) link
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, April 15, 2014 8:10 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark
GoPro has this market cornered
― 龜, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 09:49 (ten years ago) link
http://www.glassandsex.com/
Happy to live in a small town where I'm not likely to meet anyone wearing these in a good long while yet.
Are there any good articles about what in the above-linked article is referred to as "the anti-tech fervor" in SF? That's the side of these recent stories that has struck me as most interesting. I gather it's in large part about how lots of rich technology workers have made the city more expensive and difficult to lie in for everyone else. Would love to see read more about that and about what other sides there are to the hostility.
― Øystein, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 10:20 (ten years ago) link
When can I buy one of these???
― Jeff, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 11:07 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/pqRFj6X.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:39 (ten years ago) link
the deluxe model
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 May 2014 14:21 (ten years ago) link
Google 'Stache
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Friday, 2 May 2014 14:22 (ten years ago) link
how to create your own glasshole-free zone
― Οὖτις, Friday, 6 June 2014 19:20 (ten years ago) link
Well, sort of. The glasses have 12gb of free storage space, so people can still film you and upload it somewhere when they get home.
― Øystein, Friday, 6 June 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, April 15, 2014 4:47 AM (1 month ago)
Incredible post
― Dreamland, Saturday, 7 June 2014 03:47 (ten years ago) link
http://thedailyshow.cc.com/full-episodes/ko4azt/june-12--2014---christopher-walken
jason jones segment interviewing sarah slocum, other brave persecuted visionaries
― j., Friday, 13 June 2014 14:40 (ten years ago) link
http://coolgoogleglasswearers.tumblr.com/
― Øystein, Monday, 30 June 2014 20:23 (nine years ago) link
ha, ok. good one.
― pplains, Monday, 30 June 2014 20:46 (nine years ago) link
http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/filmmakers-dramatic-spec-ad-google-glass-getting-lots-fans-including-google-160341smart advertising; selling glass as a babelfish is the first argument i've heard in favor of getting one
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 September 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link
i miss batshit glasshole stories, maybe they brought something useful to the rest of us after all
― j., Friday, 26 September 2014 00:08 (nine years ago) link
android wear is the thing now
― markers, Friday, 26 September 2014 00:12 (nine years ago) link
So can anyone in SF tell me what actually is the deal with this kerfuffle over the Mission Park soccer field and some tech bros? (not actually a google glass issue but sounds like it might be a "File Under: Glasshole" kind of thing.
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Saturday, 11 October 2014 04:13 (nine years ago) link
really the wrong thread but this assessment is pretty fair: http://missionlocal.org/2014/10/turf-wars-at-mission-soccer-field/
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 11 October 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link
It sounds like ultimately this might really be the fault of a (maybe?) bad policy rather than the geeks, since they had in fact reserved the field through the city, but perhaps the introduction of a reservation system represents the encroachment of gentrification in an uncomfortable way.
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 October 2014 03:26 (nine years ago) link
perhaps
― the late great, Sunday, 12 October 2014 03:37 (nine years ago) link
I only said perhaps because I don't know when the reservation system was actually enacted/whether it was the result of gentrification or whether it was more a policy that was in place but not previously used much.
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 October 2014 03:42 (nine years ago) link
Twitter drops Google Glass, app no longer available
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 27 October 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link
I have now seen this thing exactly twice in the wild to date -- once on 3rd Ave in Manhattan, and then this past Sunday on some dude who wound up on the Jumbotron at the Nets game. I wonder if he had some kind of enhanced viewing experience going on.
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
I saw one of these this irl at a bar a while ago and was completely incensed the whole time
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:15 (nine years ago) link
They are inherently stupid and douchey looking in a way that makes me feel IA.
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link
i sit on a committee that approves (or not) proposals made by students and faculty for spending the student tech fee that amounts to gazillions of dollars a year. recently i got one from some dirtbag professor who wants the university (rather, the students) to buy him google glass--his rationale was that students would be able to text him questions (from inside the lecture hall) and they would appear on his glasses, thus facilitating ???????
― adam, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
I see these v occasionally around town - not v often, less so recently it seems like - and yeah it is p irritating
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link
thus facilitating ???????
civilizational breakdown
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link
Saw my first. In fact, seeing it now. He's sitting opposite me. Military green fleecejacket, combat pants, rucksack. Embarked at Blackheath, of course
― imago, Monday, 17 November 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link
ask him for directions
― Οὖτις, Monday, 17 November 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link
Really greasy hair, also typing to a phone, presumably playing COD with his ocular movements or something
― imago, Monday, 17 November 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link
okay glass, explode
― So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 November 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link
ask to have your picture taken w him
― Οὖτις, Monday, 17 November 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link
He's now typing to TWO phones
― imago, Monday, 17 November 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link
And now got off the bus. I did not follow him home
― imago, Monday, 17 November 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link
yell "DEVO!" at him
― Οὖτις, Monday, 17 November 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link
Tell him "you're killing our city!"
― holla back for a dope nakh (how's life), Monday, 17 November 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link
Next time I shall ask him to order a pizza* without using his hands.
to the bus
― imago, Monday, 17 November 2014 20:06 (nine years ago) link
lol
― Οὖτις, Monday, 17 November 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2015-12/29/google-glass-enterprise-edition-confirmed
there is still hope for a new wave of google glass douchebag stories, since they are targeting the workplace now
― j., Wednesday, 30 December 2015 00:20 (eight years ago) link
Want one!!!
― Jeff, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 01:30 (eight years ago) link
i miss google glass
where have all the douchebags gone
― j., Tuesday, 17 January 2017 03:08 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Crxkc2uUIAAwgGS.jpg
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:49 (seven years ago) link
one of my first memes pic.twitter.com/wuvBm1OZ9u— Donald (@getfiscal) April 15, 2018
― j., Sunday, 15 April 2018 21:24 (six years ago) link