why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

ouch Myspace don't even get a mention

MySpace taught me how to say goodbye

Uh, ftr, I just made that. Too real?

You had me going! I was all "mail on Sundays, what is this, Berlin in the 1930s?"

...or whatever that fuckin Archer joke is.

xhamster taught me to masturbate

The Berlin Wall falling is as distant in history as the Berlin Wall being built

http://cdn3.trueactivist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/The-Experiment2.jpg

In truth only the first two sentences actually showed up on my wall, but sensing fodder for this thread, I clicked through.

Also, representing hunter gatherer with spear as a lower stage of evolution to briefcase carrying man= problematic imo

wow where to start?

why don't they all just climb up the ladder and share the bananas and then no-one gets wet?

Can't believe there are no citations, surely the experimenters must have published?

monkeys shd smash the cage and kill all the experimenters imo

"What have they done to you, Furious George!"

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100716035040/simpsons/images/thumb/3/31/Furiousgeorge2.JPG/250px-Furiousgeorge2.JPG

if you like the sound of monkey communism so much, maybe you should just move to the soviet ooh-ooh-oohnion

something something banana republic

obv the monkeys should have murdered the scientists

"From a least squares fit of our model coefficients to data, we find that the number of murders of human scientists by monkey hands increases exponentially with the frequency of cold water soakings."

"Mother Nature, she is beautiful."

"Before the dawn of Modern Physics, scientists thought we had her figured out. Newtonian mechanics' supporters had not yet understood quantum field theory, or how one's soaking a monkey in cold water might then result in one's murder at the hands of that very same monkey. Mother Nature's beauty can still elude our understanding from time to time."

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-bEFgAE-4_28/U0l3zt_PHNI/AAAAAAAD5_w/5Li6k25Ig5Y/w557-h390/10002932_10153894796975394_942432266_n.jpg

wtf

snark ecards sharers are starting to emerge as a really fundamentally unhappy demographic

hideous art style!

she doesn't look very disappointed to me, but her breasts look potentially lethal

http://www.tickld.com/x/if-your-friends-ever-say-they-have-adhd-just-show-them-this

ADHD pity parties - fuck you

what if your friends have adhd

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/23348_463448797035729_800764423_n.jpg

Life goes on
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

MORAL :
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less from people but more from yourself.

You have two choices... smile and close this page,
or pass this along to someone else to share the lesson .

Sounds like that farmer didn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

God help me, the fuck did I just say.

:D

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.

every good story starts with this sentence

pplains, hero

"this donkey's lead a long and good life, I'm going to invite my neighbors over so that we can all bury him alive together"

― a farmer

it's an old-fashioned donkey-buryin', by gah it's been a while

that story is an ass hole

pplains, you done well

Should have ended with the donkey stomping the asshole.

omg pp excellent work

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u_u

ha ha wat?

Same sort of shit as this, right? http://www.buzzfeed.com/adamellis/your-favorite-disney-princesses-with-beards

that one is kinda awesome though

I don't know, it puts me on edge. I think it's a combination of lolhipstermoustachebacon and hair-phobic/trans-phobic/gender essentialist "HAHAHAHA WOMEN WITH FACIAL HAIR HAHAHAHA".

But then I am overly touchy about that shit.

http://mustachedisney.tumblr.com/

xp yeah that's true, didn't think about it that way.

http://i57.tinypic.com/16lwdat.jpg

*gets in wreck, becomes paralyzed*

LOL PLOT TWIST

doctor tells you to come in his office and have a seat, he's afraid he has a spoiler alert for you

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1235909_651906848162153_1528895810_n.jpg

wite ppl be acronyminnnnnnnnn

cannot relate to GIF at all cos I pretty much love my job so *shrug*