Michelle Obama, La Pancake Baker
NSFW
― Dan Lacey, Thursday, 5 March 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link
whoa
― We are all from Northampton now (caek), Friday, 6 March 2009 12:27 (fifteen years ago) link
lol at pink dolphin ref.
― i got 51 sbs on my profile (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 March 2009 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Gawker contest-Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 6 March 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link
I want the Socks painting.
― Event Horizon (Nicole), Friday, 6 March 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Socks has been sold, but I would be happy to paint another.
Self-portrait, with pancake NSFW
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 8 March 2009 04:54 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/rush_the_hut.jpg
Obama Emanuel Unicorn NSFW
Brand New Day, original art NSFW
The last one is the original art for a cartoon I started a few months ago.
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 28 March 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Where The Wild Obama Are NSFW
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 29 March 2009 07:07 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.myspace.com/myfimalpas
Lyrics, with (notes) by Myfi
TAINT
Why don't we liaiseMy nets will partRevealing a window that's only for you
Why can't we relaxDon't mind the mess dearI toyed with Obama for something to do (Toyed...sex toy... a terrible joke!)
Even my redeemer is resting (Redeemer = Obama)I carryThe weight of the world (Reference to Taint cartoon where she carries a limp Obama over her shoulder)
Expectations, frustrationsNo conference, no gloryJust dark rooms and juicesResentment and stories
Seems their armies will march for the mice (Soldiers = penises)It's time to raise my price (Ref to 'Catholic Harlot' cartoon)
Why don't you confessI hear repentanceArouses, asphyxiation for the soul
Why do I digressMy work's not overTil green faces smile from beneath soiled springs
Surely what's left hear is mine (foetuses)To dispose of as I likeTrue no treaty abidesFor that little sacrifice (Disposal of aborted foetuses)But you know battlegroundsLie wherever killing's found (I'm a feminist :P )
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 3 April 2009 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link
An oil portrait of Warren Ellis.
http://www.faithmouse.com/a_portrait_of_warren_ellis.jpg
The Cougar
http://www.faithmouse.com/the_cougar_tvland.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/dont_run_with_scissors.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 11 April 2009 07:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Scissors and eyeballs is an homage?
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 April 2009 13:04 (fifteen years ago) link
It is a warning. A warning not to run with scissors.
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 11 April 2009 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Heeded.
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 April 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/matt_drudge_face_mask_pancake.jpg
A painting of Eight Belles, requested by Peta
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 2 May 2009 01:17 (fifteen years ago) link
your client list must be a thing to behold dan.
― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 May 2009 03:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Belated congrats to Dan appearing on the front page of the motherfucking new york times on Sunday!http://www.faithmouse.com/new_york_times_dan_lacey.jpgInterviewed, even: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/31/arts/design/31pain.html?_r=1
― Feugh! (since somebody always asks: rhymes with "Peugh!") (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link
I saw that - congrats!
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 03:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey, thanks. They specifically asked for Obama unicorn print files for the article, but didn't use any of them. A big Obama Nude On A Unicorn painting on the front cover of the Times would have sold more paper.
http://www.faithmouse.com/abu_ghraib_obama.jpg
CBS News Sunday morning used one of my recent Susan Boyle paintings in a Mo Rocca segment. Once I transfer it from VHS to disc I'll post it online.
http://www.faithmouse.com/susan_boyle_cat_duet.jpg
I'm famous now, so you all owe me five dollars for merely looking at this thread. But, because you are my friends, I will only ask half-price for additional looks. You can pay me via Paypal.
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 04:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Dan, can we get a portrait of this guy?
http://www.courierpress.com/news/2009/jun/18/man-arrested-dealing-cocaine-mid-haircut/?partner=yahoo_headlines
http://media.courierpress.com/media/img/photos/2009/06/18/bailey_t607.JPG
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link
It looks like he purposefully did that to his hair so you could snort lines of coke directly off of the top of his head.
http://www.faithmouse.com/perez_hilton_black_eyed_peas.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Faithmouse appears in print starting on Monday in a paper in the UK-
http://thechristiantimes.org
http://www.faithmouse.com/tct_christania.jpg
The first cartoon is a line drawing, but most of them will be full paintings.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Are you gonna have to tone it down?
― nickn, Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link
congrats dan!
― Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link
this guy's terrible. do people actually like him or is it some kind of ironic wesley willis shit?
― my asian girlfriend (bug), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:26 (fifteen years ago) link
i actually like him
― Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:30 (fifteen years ago) link
ok
― my asian girlfriend (bug), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:30 (fifteen years ago) link
I like outsider art, and while Dan isn't really an outsider artist, his stuff has the flavor of that stuff. Plus, he's demented in a very original and fun way.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:57 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/american_idol_obama_unicorn.jpg
A painting of Jesus and Michael Jackson, still in progress-
http://www.faithmouse.com/mj_not_alone_inpro2.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 28 June 2009 06:12 (fifteen years ago) link
when will we see an MJ tribute
― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Sunday, 28 June 2009 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/michael_jackson_you_are_not_alone.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/michael-jackson-you-are-not-alone.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 29 June 2009 06:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Comedy Central
They commissioned a painting for this Thursday's Tosh.0.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Dan are you gonna be on? Should I Tivo?
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:57 (fifteen years ago) link
I won't be on, but they'll be showing about four paintings in a segment.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 06:08 (fifteen years ago) link
just saw this! sweet
― Kerm, Friday, 31 July 2009 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link
They were very nice.
Tosh.0
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 31 July 2009 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link
http://faithmouse.blogspot.com/2009/10/nobel-prize-obama-unicorn-art.html
― StanM, Saturday, 10 October 2009 07:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I was just introduced to http://www.mysterygoogle.com/ , which gives you the search results of the person who used it before you rather than what you actually typed in, and the person previous had been looking for Dan's unicorn paintings. This cheered me
― Vladislav Delap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 12:40 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/pat_robertson_voodoo_pancakes.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago) link
was wondering what you were up to; that one's great!
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Thanks, I sort of like it as well.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link
http://motherjones.com/mojo/2010/05/orly-taitz-pancake-painting-dan-lacey
There goes Dan, out there, bringin' the ruckus:
Birther Queen: Obama Persecuting Me with Placenta Painting!— By Stephanie Mencimer| Tue May. 18, 2010 3:00 AM PDTOrly Taitz, the queen bee of the birther movement, sounds distraught. “I’m going through hell,” she says. The California dentist-lawyer had called to tell me about what she says is a campaign to scare her family so that she’ll abandon her quest to become California’s next Secretary of State. She says she’s endured death threats and an attempt to tamper with her car. But this time, she says, her opponents have gone too far. The final straw? An elaborate oil painting of a nude Taitz, legs splayed, giving birth to… a pancake...
Orly Taitz, the queen bee of the birther movement, sounds distraught. “I’m going through hell,” she says. The California dentist-lawyer had called to tell me about what she says is a campaign to scare her family so that she’ll abandon her quest to become California’s next Secretary of State. She says she’s endured death threats and an attempt to tamper with her car. But this time, she says, her opponents have gone too far. The final straw? An elaborate oil painting of a nude Taitz, legs splayed, giving birth to… a pancake...
― Don Homer, I have baked a special donut just-a for you (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link
http://motherjones.com/mojo/2010/06/orly-taitz-subpoena-pancake-painter
Orly Taitz to Subpoena Pancake Painter
— By Stephanie Mencimer| Wed Jun. 9, 2010 4:00 AM PDT
Just because she's spent the past few months campaigning to become California's next secretary of state doesn't mean that "birther" queen Dr. Orly Taitz has given up her many court battles seeking to prove that President Barack Obama is not an American citizen. On May 19, Taitz filed a "motion to reconsider" in her mostly failed lawsuit against Obama in DC federal court. And one basis for the motion was none other than a Mother Jones article! Yes, Taitz told the court that she has discovered new evidence of "intimidation and harassment" against her in my story on Dan Lacey, the Minnesota "Painter of Pancakes," who has painted some nude portraits of Taitz giving birth to a pancake.
Taitz told me in May that her opponents have sent copies of the painting to her children and family along with threatening emails in what she believes was an attempt to scare her into dropping her insurgent campaign to be the GOP's candidate for California's secretary of state. She suspects that one of Obama's powerful allies commissioned the painting. I asked Lacey about that and he was cagey on the subject. So Taitz wants to subpoena him to force him to out his benefactor. She writes:
"Recent article by Washington burro (sic) correspondent Stephanie Mencimer shows that “artist” Dan Lacey, who painted despicable art work series “Birther Orly Taitz”, showing Taitz nude, with her legs spread, giving birth and holding bloody placenta, which were sent to her children, posted on the Internet and a local paper, did not work on his own accord. Dan Lacey admitted, that he was commissioned, paid by someone to do this, it was a clear attempt to intimidate Taitz and pressure her to withdraw as a candidate...Lacey refused to provide the reporter Stephanie Mencimer with the name of the person who hired him, who paid him, however during the depositions and upon subpoena this information will be available and will be provided to the court. At this time Taitz cannot state with certainty who paid Dan Lacey, however it is common knowledge, that Billionaire George Soros, one of the biggest backers of Obama, through his organization Moveon.org, has commissioned numerous artists to promote Obama and denigrate his opponents and critics."
Lacey, for his part, has responded with a YouTube video in which he promises to reveal the identity of the "puppetmaster" behind the Pancake Birther series, pixel by pixel, as part of his new legal defense fundraising. He promises to enter the name of anyone who donates $2.37 to the defense fund into a drawing to win the new painting, which will be awarded at a "Colors of Orly" art show fundraiser in Minneapolis on July 4th.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 11:27 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f49uCTQ6xKI
Dan, why are you on ALL of my favorite web forums? Here's $2.37 towards your defence.
― Do you like my indifference curves? (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link
holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
― goole, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link
this guy's rubbish
― conrad, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link
On your say-so? Pardon me while I don't mistake you for Robert Hughes etc.
― WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link
knew he had made it big time when he was mentioned on tosh.0
― i don't always play indie, but when i do, i prefer xx (m bison), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link
That is an awesome hat.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Ha ha ha ha ha!
― If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link
"...using only these two hands. And whatever paints happened to be on sale that week at Michael's."
Heh.
― I DRIVE A PORSCHE! WHAT DO YOU DRIVE?! (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 10 June 2010 08:43 (fourteen years ago) link