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Gonna guess that "I don't even own a TV" is already succinctly summarized by its title - self-summarizing oven

, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 04:36 (twelve years ago)

you should invest a significant portion of your day to reading it carefully

markers, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 04:38 (twelve years ago)

^

recommend me a new bagman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 04:41 (twelve years ago)

I don't even click on a thread

, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 05:09 (twelve years ago)

did you teleport in here?

markers, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 05:12 (twelve years ago)

terminal commands?

markers, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 05:12 (twelve years ago)

sudo rm * or whatever is a good one

markers, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 05:12 (twelve years ago)

web forums are basically ovens

brimstead, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 05:16 (twelve years ago)

dutch?

drum machines have no asshole (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 05:22 (twelve years ago)

Some people perceive other people not owning something as an implied slight on them for owning that thing and would prefer them to keep quiet about the whole thing and come up with more palatable answers but never let on that they have made a decision not to own that thing. Its the same on the gun thread too unfortunately

cog, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 05:24 (twelve years ago)

i own a tv but only so i can shoot at it

drum machines have no asshole (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 05:25 (twelve years ago)

the gun thread is very different

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 05:29 (twelve years ago)

Thats the thing, i actually have a gun but some of the attitudes in that tv thread towards non-tv owners I was quite taken aback by. I've never thought that way about non-gun owners, I think its a fair enough lifestyle choice to go without!

cog, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 05:30 (twelve years ago)

its not towards non-tv owners it's to owners of the attitude of not owning a tv

recommend me a new bagman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 05:36 (twelve years ago)

its a lifestyle not a lack

recommend me a new bagman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 05:36 (twelve years ago)

i meant the attitude of non gun-owners but i do see where you are coming from

cog, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 05:38 (twelve years ago)

i dont even know where i'm coming from i only know that i am against the proposition as stated

recommend me a new bagman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 05:39 (twelve years ago)

If you own a gun and you don't own a tv, you'll have to explain what you're plotting.

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 05:44 (twelve years ago)

If you live in an a-frame, you go straight to jail.

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 05:45 (twelve years ago)

♩♪♫♬ i'd rather have a telly than a gun
yes i would
if i only could
i surely would ♩♪♫♬

invent viral babe (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 05:49 (twelve years ago)

"I don't even own a TV" vs. "I own a gun, but,"

poopsites attract (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 06:06 (twelve years ago)

what if my gun has a tv in it

WHAT THEN

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 06:19 (twelve years ago)

You'll ruin yr sight

recommend me a new bagman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 06:36 (twelve years ago)

People are really weird. Some people believe that not having something is an inherently aggressive action, like people are actually "not owning a thing *AT* them".

I would never have thought that a joke thread was worthy of 400+ posts worth of discussion, but I guess some people do. *gr8080 shrug*

Branwell Bell, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 07:08 (twelve years ago)

If I'd started a joke thread that somehow turned into a long conversation about art, class, technology, social etiquette and the politics of taste I'd be pretty happy tbh

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 10:58 (twelve years ago)

Its not all about you dl

Thread wasnt a clusterfuck obv but sure lookit

recommend me a new bagman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 11:01 (twelve years ago)

i just want to make sure i'm understanding this summary correctly: people are discussing gun ownership in the "i dont even own a tv" thread?

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 15:34 (twelve years ago)

Some people believe that not having something is an inherently aggressive action

Some people perceive other people not owning something as an implied slight on them for owning that thing

what on earth

goole, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 15:40 (twelve years ago)

ah fuck it, forget i said anything

goole, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 15:40 (twelve years ago)

wu-wei, man

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 15:47 (twelve years ago)

yeah.

kali yuga up in here

goole, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 15:51 (twelve years ago)

at this point "i don't even own a tv" just means "i own a laptop" right?

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 16:12 (twelve years ago)

yeah no way I go near that thread but it's interesting how it means something different now than it did 20 years ago

balls, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 16:43 (twelve years ago)

its a lifestyle not a lack

― recommend me a new bagman (darraghmac), Wednesday, April 2, 2014 1:36 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its a #lifestylehack

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 17:26 (twelve years ago)

i dont even own a tv... it owns me

― lag∞n, Wednesday, April 2, 2014 12:32 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha what a cool post how come more people are not commenting on it

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 17:28 (twelve years ago)

big fan of that post

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 17:29 (twelve years ago)

i lold

surfbort memes get played out, totally (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 17:29 (twelve years ago)

thanks buddies great to hear

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 17:30 (twelve years ago)

have to say i missed it the first time, good stuff

goole, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 17:32 (twelve years ago)

i don't even own a sense of humor

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 17:34 (twelve years ago)

way back in like 1995 we got to do screenprinting in art class this classmate of mine made a t-shirt that was a campy 50's clip-art illustration of two kids laying on the ground, theier heads propped up by their hands, looking at an old television set that had the iconic big brother face on the screen with the caption:

YOU ARE WACTHING
BIG BROTHER

bummed i never got one, it was a great design

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 17:37 (twelve years ago)

YOU ARE WACTHING
BIG BROTHER
ON CBS
NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 17:39 (twelve years ago)

Atheism vs theism

recommend me a new bagman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 18:24 (twelve years ago)

in the old jpeg world i would just respond to that with 3 pictures of the ilx logo in a row

Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 18:31 (twelve years ago)

it's that old saying, "a picture's worth exactly seven words"

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 18:33 (twelve years ago)

On the seventh word he called it a day

recommend me a new bagman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 18:39 (twelve years ago)

is ilx the only online place tho where the theism argument is well-represented? i feel like other internet enclaves are pretty predominately atheism bros or evangelical style echo chambers?

Mordy , Wednesday, 2 April 2014 18:48 (twelve years ago)

oh, surely reddit has many forums where one may seek for a calmly reasoned, non-fundamentalist defense of theism [/facetious]

Aimless, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 18:52 (twelve years ago)

god.. is... the internet, just throwin that out there

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 April 2014 01:29 (twelve years ago)

Sanatana Dharma handles that all quite gracefully -- you can have your cake and eat it too. Ishwara for the theistically-inclined, and then the formless Brahman for those moments when you want to get real

dell (del), Thursday, 3 April 2014 01:41 (twelve years ago)


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