Do you think people at the Onion have a potluck lunch to celebrate these wins?
― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 31 March 2014 17:15 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-58-of-worlds-japanese-speakers-white-23year,35690/
― 龜, Thursday, 3 April 2014 06:06 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/12-xtreme-slides-just-for-teens,35709/
w00t!
― Evan, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:43 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/9OpUjuQ.jpg
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 19:08 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/exit-from-apartment-delayed-20-seconds-to-avoid-pl,35765/
― 龜, Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:58 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/tour-becoming-oneonone-between-guide-and-man-who-k,35759/
― Mordy , Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:29 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, that was pretty OTM, been on that tour mannnny times.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:06 (twelve years ago)
So otm
― Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 13 April 2014 03:06 (twelve years ago)
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
― silverfish, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 19:04 (twelve years ago)
This one is too good, almost not funny
http://www.theonion.com/video/george-w-bush-debuts-new-paintings-of-dogs-friends,35799/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 18:40 (twelve years ago)
oh my god
― goole, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 19:20 (twelve years ago)
dead. fucking. on.
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 19:29 (twelve years ago)
onion at its best
― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 19:40 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/its-been-a-while-since-someone-wrote-a-hit-song-ab,35784/
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 20:20 (twelve years ago)
best piece of music writing ever
George W. Bush Debuts New Paintings Of Dogs, Friends, Ghost Of Iraqi Child That Follows Him Everywhere
http://www.theonion.com/video/george-w-bush-debuts-new-paintings-of-dogs-friends,35799/
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 17 April 2014 10:27 (twelve years ago)
Posted just above! It's a great one, though.
― Evan, Thursday, 17 April 2014 13:46 (twelve years ago)
hah yeah, it's pretty amazing
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:05 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/how-to-solve-a-rubiks-cube,35827/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:3:Default&recirc=mens-fashion#22
― k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 16:57 (twelve years ago)
Here is is starting from the beginning and not from the last panel: http://www.theonion.com/articles/how-to-solve-a-rubiks-cube,35827/
― pplains, Monday, 21 April 2014 17:02 (twelve years ago)
whoops sorry
― k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 17:11 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/activists-release-horrifying-video-showing-how-mea,35861/
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:45 (twelve years ago)
perfect
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:50 (twelve years ago)
Autopsy Determines Total Loser’s Corpse Contained No Traces Of Drugs, Alcohol
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:01 (twelve years ago)
too real
http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-h,35929/
― chinavision!, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:35 (twelve years ago)
i loled @ all the people tagging their friend Ashley in the fb comments
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:07 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/video/hurricane-ashley-expected-to-strike-several-bars-t,35951
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 17:09 (twelve years ago)
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― estela, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 08:26 (twelve years ago)
Open link in incognito window
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 10:31 (twelve years ago)
yeah i get that all the time now. their website has just gotten uglier and more money-getty and SEO-ish over the years
― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 12:50 (twelve years ago)
yes, it is very reminiscent of Estelle "Money" Getty
― some dude, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:04 (twelve years ago)
irl lol
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:10 (twelve years ago)
i dont getty it
― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:13 (twelve years ago)
Bea Arthur she does what she pleases.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:18 (twelve years ago)
Study: Most Serial Killers Did Not Receive Toy Every Time They Went To Store As Kids
― silverfish, Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:20 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/un-report-on-magical-realism-warns-of-increased-in,35985/
― the pinefox, Saturday, 10 May 2014 09:36 (twelve years ago)
^^^ good one
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 May 2014 12:28 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/13-most-common-questions-employers-will-ask-at-a-j,35996/
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Monday, 12 May 2014 18:58 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/stonehearted-ice-witch-forgoes-exclamation-point,36005/
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 12 May 2014 19:02 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/furious-maitre-d-can-only-assume-hostess-didnt-rea,35992/heh, this is my life
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 May 2014 19:10 (twelve years ago)
lol Gerardo
― Οὖτις, Monday, 12 May 2014 19:14 (twelve years ago)
he's very nice
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 May 2014 19:16 (twelve years ago)
very particular about his souffle though
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Monday, 12 May 2014 19:22 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/10-things-your-parents-were-right-about,36017/#1
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 May 2014 21:13 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/video/christ-article-a-video,36101/
BOOM
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:32 (twelve years ago)
and i sat through a fucking ad for that goddamn mcfarlane western for that too
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:52 (twelve years ago)
actually had to take a deep breath when i saw this one
http://www.theonion.com/articles/date-rapist-tossing-his-mortarboard-into-air-3-row,36088/
― goole, Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:55 (twelve years ago)
Nails it:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/revealing-spring-attire-reminds-man-he-nothing-mor,36104/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:09 (twelve years ago)
Yep.
― overwhelmed with sweat (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:38 (twelve years ago)
Reminds me of http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-students-prepare-breasts-for-increased-spring,20014/
― pplains, Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:38 (twelve years ago)