My wife is telling me that I'm a sociopath

This guy is a cashier, and his favorite thing to do is wait for a customer to come up and order, then just stand there and pretend like he didn't hear it, and as soon as the customer opens his mouth to ask if he got it, he cuts them off by confirming the order. This is an extremely pleasurable experience to this guy. He pats himself on the back for being so clever and rude to this customer. He's a sick.

didn't realise i knew dog latin IRL

lol at 'pub French'

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Fascinating but unsettling read:

I was sitting across from a man at a dinner party — this was like two years ago — and my diagnosis came up, and 30 seconds afterward he said, “You know, I have thoughts of killing my wife a lot.” Not to normalize that, but I was like, Tell me about that. And he goes: “I’ve really thought about it. I’ve reached out to people about hiring somebody to kill her.”

So people just assume that you’re a sympathetic audience?

Yeah, because these are things you’re not supposed to think about. So to be able to talk to somebody — you don’t have to worry that I’m going to start clutching my pearls.

she sounds totally normal to me. except for the strong feelings for pets thing. those people are nuts.