why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 23:10 (twelve years ago)

Seen this several times on my newsfeed

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 23:10 (twelve years ago)

Has this been posted yet? Made me weep with laughter.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/379804/celebrities/21-facebook-status-updates-made-into-inspirational-quotes.html/

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Charles-Dickens.jpg

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 13:40 (twelve years ago)

reglob

j., Wednesday, 26 March 2014 13:45 (twelve years ago)

reminds me of this old favourite

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/p200x200/1084_10151501983851210_975789459_n.jpg

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:10 (twelve years ago)

this one is believable
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dalai-lama.jpg

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:49 (twelve years ago)

likewise
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/jim-.jpg

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:54 (twelve years ago)

This one exponentially funnier than any of the others for some reason.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/malcolm-x.jpg

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 19:07 (twelve years ago)

indeed, it's funny squared

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 19:26 (twelve years ago)

This one had me in pieces.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/nelson-mandela.jpg

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 20:39 (twelve years ago)

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/nelson-mandela.jpg

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 20:39 (twelve years ago)

too soon

two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 21:14 (twelve years ago)

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/karl-marx.jpg

maHOOSive

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 22:04 (twelve years ago)

ahahahahaha

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 22:05 (twelve years ago)

So is noone talking abt Facebook buying Oculus Rift? Search seems to think so

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 28 March 2014 00:46 (twelve years ago)

Oculus Rift: Bulky Thing You Put On Your Head or Gateway to Paradise?

markers, Friday, 28 March 2014 00:48 (twelve years ago)

Thanks

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 28 March 2014 01:02 (twelve years ago)

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instant wrinkle filler (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 March 2014 01:23 (twelve years ago)

Foxy but apparently dim colleague sent moneybags meme round a bunch of different departments over work email yest with the comment "willing to believe anything for money!!", except it's no longer called moneybags. Apparently now The Chinese call it 'Silver pockets full. "

(not sure how the two spaces after the full stop are pronounced tho)

sktsh, Friday, 28 March 2014 11:24 (twelve years ago)

The Chinese call it 'Silver pockets full. " is no This is called moneybags.

how's life, Friday, 28 March 2014 11:31 (twelve years ago)

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wat is teh waht (s.clover), Monday, 31 March 2014 00:46 (twelve years ago)

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 31 March 2014 05:16 (twelve years ago)

http://gawker.com/marine-todd-is-an-awesomely-stupid-right-wing-meme-th-1555109402

wat is teh waht (s.clover), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 00:29 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/GjUCRuA.jpg

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 14:06 (twelve years ago)

Needs more captions.

jmm, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 14:12 (twelve years ago)

the prophesy has been fulfilled! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh!

Mordy , Tuesday, 1 April 2014 14:15 (twelve years ago)

now all we need is a guy called Twice to shoot a bank teller

invent viral babe (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 14:29 (twelve years ago)

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kinda wish i wasn't chicken

twistent consistent (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 April 2014 16:18 (twelve years ago)

it's a list of valentine's day candy hearts without the hearts

Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Friday, 4 April 2014 16:39 (twelve years ago)

totally getting custom WITCH candy hearts next year

coops all on coops tbh (crüt), Friday, 4 April 2014 16:44 (twelve years ago)

If I didn't get all 25s I'd be so sad and unfriend everybody.

carl agatha, Friday, 4 April 2014 16:44 (twelve years ago)

i'd hit you with a bus
i love you
weird
friends forever

i love this list

Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Friday, 4 April 2014 17:31 (twelve years ago)

we should hang out
WITCH

Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Friday, 4 April 2014 17:32 (twelve years ago)

i'd mos def hang out w/ witches

clouds, Friday, 4 April 2014 17:50 (twelve years ago)

i'd hit you with a bus

Doctor Casino, Friday, 4 April 2014 18:13 (twelve years ago)

beautiful
smart
imaginative
random
jerk
bitch

Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Friday, 4 April 2014 18:19 (twelve years ago)

chicken

Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Friday, 4 April 2014 18:19 (twelve years ago)

if ur not chickem post this

clouds, Friday, 4 April 2014 18:39 (twelve years ago)

oh man i want to post that but ph33r alienating my facebook friends.

wat is teh waht (s.clover), Friday, 4 April 2014 18:42 (twelve years ago)

FYI YR ALL WITCHES

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 April 2014 02:09 (twelve years ago)

Yessssssss

carl agatha, Saturday, 5 April 2014 03:21 (twelve years ago)

ILX: witches solely responsible for its content.

in mark spitz's armpit (Aimless), Saturday, 5 April 2014 04:04 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10003111_10152096956082983_1201638022091828438_n.jpg

idgi, but presuming it's racist?

how's life, Saturday, 5 April 2014 10:01 (twelve years ago)

imagine if "Monica" was a "mishearing" and the first syllable actually represented "my" then take it from there

twistent consistent (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 April 2014 10:51 (twelve years ago)

Ehh, even then its not racist plus I had never made that association before so I can't even hate.

"Monica lets run some ball" might be though.

tsrobodo, Saturday, 5 April 2014 11:10 (twelve years ago)

oh i get it now.

how's life, Saturday, 5 April 2014 12:02 (twelve years ago)

open vowels + k/g is the same sound only one is voiced and one is not = they look the same when they're articulated (without audio) and if someone is saying Monica, you could lip read something entirely different, i'd imagine

no idea if it's racist or not, guess it depends on who's saying it?

Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Saturday, 5 April 2014 14:39 (twelve years ago)

Well, something about the quoted exchange suggests faux-naif whitester ostentatiously asking what it means - which from a lifetime of encounters with ''just askin'! ;)'' internet trolls suggests a person trying to get to ''so, it's not racist if they call each other that, eh?'' etc etc. Can't guess at the intentions of the person screen-grabbing and sharing, except to increase the internet's pixel density in general.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 5 April 2014 18:14 (twelve years ago)

Some good ones here: http://imgur.com/gallery/Okhvk

DonkeyTeeth, Sunday, 6 April 2014 00:56 (twelve years ago)

lol

'On average you say the word "can't" 400 times a day'

hey the word I say 400 times a day isn't "can't" altho it may sound like it

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 6 April 2014 01:44 (twelve years ago)


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