Why is NPR so effing bad sometimes?

there's definitely something lacking in weight about him, like if he were delivering really grave news he'd still have that bouncy, smug tone

i hate the way everyone on radiolab trips over each other when they are talking

can't remember if it's Guy Raz or Robert Siegel, but he's always making these horrible puns/dad jokes, I think he thinks he's being lowbrow or ironic in a humorous way, but no so much

i hate guy raz

horseshoe, was it david brancaccio? he was 2 season ago, and then david brown was 1 season ago.

i had a bit of a crush on david brown, but i heart kai now

x-post --Why do you hate Guy Raz ? I recall him in DC where he used to ocassionally write some ok articles for our local alt-weekly. What's he up to now?

here's definitely something lacking in weight about him, like if he were delivering really grave news he'd still have that bouncy, smug tone

― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Tuesday, March 25, 2014 12:41 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha, something like "two AIRPLANES, t'day, crashed 'nto the world trade center, and the markets on wall street - ain't - too - happy - 'bout that, coming up next .... on marketplace....

mean

actually i think david brown might have been the one i had a crush on. i am creepily trying to track down an old marketplace clip to confirm.

guy raz hosts the ted radio hour which doesn't need to exist. he also hosts weekend all things considered. it might not be him, it might just be that the shows are bad.

david was a total voice doppelganger for kai, but he was funnier iirc

Yeah exactly xp "Possibly thousands dead -- we'll give you more specifics when we do the numbers coming up"

okay i have confirmed that it was david brown i had a voice-crush on! i feel better now.

hooray

he was lovely

I have probably mentioned in some thread or other that I had a huge voice crush on Terry Gross before seeing what she looked like.

the Radiolab guy is a different guy. His name is Jad and he's Lebanese-American.

Surmounter's cousin, right?

(Ha, I just found a photo of them together from 2006.)

posts v much in character, obv

btw, a guy in my office is first cousins with Brian Lehrer, I thought that was cool as shit when I found out, he's my favorite WNYC guy

there are some local people whose voices are starting to drive me crazy for phonological reasons as well as the overuse of the word "conversation"

There's also this talking-through-a-smile-and-almost-stifling-a-chuckle thing I hear a lot with younger-sounding NPR voices, e.g. on Planet Money. It gets really annoying when the topic is serious. The kind of presenters that come off a segue from an anchor with "Right, so..."

there's also the 'trying to prove something' slow-talker who moves the tongue down and back while saying (and frequently emphasizing) words like THAT and BACK

it's innocuous but it gets on my nerves because it's so obviously a strategic choice

my wife and i have a game where we try to describe what the various npr voices look like in person. does everybody have that super stiff nerdy guy who says "funding provided by the john d. & catherine t. macarthur foundation. this is npr."? we think he wears a bowtie and has super thick glasses

http://www.ihiphop.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/common-glasses.jpg

haha

one of my roommates is an asst. producer for WNYC. he's an alright guy, but he's the living embodiment of the NRP "thing": remarkably stiff, uptight, prudish, obsessed with conventional upper middle class conspicuous consumption (one of those turds who rambles on about designer coffee beans). i'm not sure if he's human or if i had a bad trip listening to 93.9 and he's a manifestation of a part of my psyche that detached from itself.

"The dinner party download" is such a terrible name for a show, it kind of enrages me whenever I hear the promos.

damn spectrum

i feel bad talking smack about the guy, his thing's his, i'm just amused i get to experience a human being who so perfectly captures the NPR experience for me.

a few months ago they started ending morning edition with a 30 second "lighter side" story, so now the prelude to every day's drudgery is Renee Montagne's forced laughter.

buh.

I think NPR could be vastly improved if they engaged in that business practice of just cutting the bottom 10% of features/programming/presenters every few months or so, like if they just surveyed listeners what there least favorite shit was and culled that every so often

Then we'd end up with the 24 hr Lake Woebegone comedy hour and I'd never hear the news again.

Only news, no funnies.

yeah, I'm pretty sure their most popular shows are ones like Wait Wait

I fear I'm one of those likes to have something on people. But there really aren't a lot of options besides npr. Right wing radio? Traffic and weather together on the 8s?

― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Sunday, March 23, 2014 7:24 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

MUSIQUE!

when I was a kid I was taken to a taping of Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me. i didn't get it then, I don't get it now. they just sound like every other time I overhear a bunch of left-wing baby boomers having an elaborately self-congratulating conversation.

glad im not the only one with disdain for the cookie cutter smug sound alikes of planet money

someday will i be old enough to understand why they don't just play tupac, how would that not be a public service

planet money sucks so bad. and i usually like people's accents from wherever but zoe chase is the WORST
ted radio hour is horrific
i like steve inskeep, he's the only one i like
have i mentioned how much i hate neda ulaby's voice also, probably on another thread. awfulllllll.

there was a crazy Planet Money back in 2009 where one of the fools tried to go all hardman against Elizabeth Warren and had to apologize to the audience

xps the most popular non-news show used to be car talk.

TED Radio Hour is pretty hilarious because I can't believe it took so long to mash up NPR and TED into one terrible stew.

wut? zoe chase sounds cool like some degrassi high character, or earnest campus tour guide! Anyway I think she left to join some other show.

Lately I've been doing dishes to Doug henwood's podcasts, which are like a legit left antidote to planet money.

One of the Sirius NPR stations does 8 hours of Car Talk a day, I just don't get it. Are there Deadhead-esque Car Talkers who really savor a 2002 CT show?

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, March 24, 2014 8:57 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

I sometimes let Car Talk episodes accumulate on my iPhone and then I mainline them all in one day

Thank goodness nobody was talking shit about Car Talk itt or I would have had to cut someone

NPR is the worst. I'd rather hear someone poop.

hahaha

lol

click and clack make me want to hang myself. also, didn't that show end a long time ago and they're running reruns? I believe so

http://www.npr.org/2014/01/05/259996793/forget-the-compass-follow-the-way-your-dog-poops

SABINE BEGALL: All people know dogs, and know that they are pooping.