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― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"Oh yes... oh... oh YES!! YES!! YE... wait, need to check ILX"

It's like you were THERE!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

We've all been there, I think.

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

...I've said too much.

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

C/D Touching yourself to THAT photo

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

which? the sock em boppers one??

― ()ops (()()ps), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't see any socks.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

well then?

― ()ops (()()ps), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi! My name is Nick, and I'm horny as balls!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The worst is when you have just enough shitty sex to remind you what good sex used to be like, but not enough to really get off!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

haha my sentence forming skills are on par with my ability to pull decent fuckbuddies!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I shouldn't have posted on this thread, huh?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just lonely to a really sad-ass degree.

And. I. Hate. It.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought that medication was supposed to diminish your libido. If anything, it's restored my self esteem to the point where my libido has returned! What a nuisance! Ah well. It makes looking at the DDB's a lot more fun, even if I know that I can't actually physically *do* anything with them. It means we can have nice conversations about AC-30s even as I'm mentally bathing them.

― Masonic Cathedral (kate), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I just want to do it wtih Peter Sarsgaard.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

ha! Who doesn't?

You see his willy in Kinsey, ya know. It's lovely.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Not Ewan McGregor lovely, but still.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, no...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

fouuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr looooooooojnnnnnnnngggggggg wwwwwwwwwwwwereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekssss fuck

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I got totally satisfied today, and then immediately came down with chills, fever, whole-body ache and a 101 fever. DON'T DO IT, KIDS!!

― Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

now i'm thinking you fucked a bag of frozen peas!!

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll tell my wife you said that. Cad! Pistols at dawn!

― Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

george and his wife, yesterday:

http://lifelibertypursuit.blogs.com/photos/august_2004/dscn2101.JPG

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

okay, I think I'm not horny anymore. thanks mark.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

that's, um, what i'm here for?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.sickamongthepure.com/files/2004/01/ReviewLovage/01_review_smooveb.gif

Smoove thinks of you only on two occasions, girl. Day and night.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.prejeant.com/digest/character6.jpg

Smoove thinks of you only on two occasions, girl. Day and night.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

grr.

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

my libido has skyrocketed since I got married!

(probably this has more to do with me quitting my high-stress job at the same time)

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

good lord teeny, you used to brag BEFORE you got married!

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I do not remember any bragging!

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Sam, that's just awesome. Not surprisingly I got mine last night too. That was one of my more enjoyable drunks in a while; haha it was on the bottle of two-buck chuck my mom brought over! No hangover either!
-- teeny (teen...), December 28th, 2003.

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

sigh!

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

haha goddammit i both posted, and was the subject of, a craigslist missed connection this week.

― f--gg (gcannon), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

ok mr bitter mchornington.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

f'real? hott!

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

haha thanks

― Mr. Bitter McHornington (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Cool dude on SWA Flt Today Sacto to Burbank, Coming back from PARADISE - 27

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Reply to: anon-**********@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-03-07, 12:02PM PST

hey-
thought after the fact, should have given you my
number or email or something if u ever wanna chill, u seem like a cool
dude, same intersts would be cool to pick your brain
some on production etc, smoke it up, never can have too many friends
its a long shot, but hit me up if u notice this, we were on a
southwest flight from Sacramento to Burbank yesterday (Sunday)
hopefully your out there

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

why is that on horny commiseration?

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

haha goddammit i both posted, and was the subject of, a craigslist missed connection this week.
-- f--gg (gffcnn...), March 16th, 2005 7:09 PM.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

just a bit of fun

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, sacramento is my PARADISE.

― f--gg (gcannon), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It got me goin'!

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

so cold for so long

― kingfish van pickles (Kingfish), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I lied. I was still totally hot.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

well duh

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG teh horn pwns me! Last night I had a sex dream involving Elastigirl from Teh Incredibles argh!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG I called my ex (who lives in Covelo, California now) the other day just to check up on her and stuff and all she can talk about is how much she misses our sex and I'm like "okay then Cl4r4 come home!" and she's like "I can't, I would never get anything done"...fuck that, come home and fuck!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna has revived this thread three times...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

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