Pit Bulls: What's the appeal?

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I love the doggies, but I do not have the time, space, energy, or disposition to take to care of one. If anything, I like dogs too much to get one.

― kenan, Friday, 4 May 2007 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

my grandma had a tiny little gray curly-haired dog (i am not familiar with the breeds) named 'piper' who always used to beat the shit out of me when i was a toddler, incl tearing a chunk of my forehead, thigh, & presumably other areas of my body. i was never hospitalized but is this possibly what made me into the mental & physical weakling i am today?

also, might this be the reason i like to decapitate puppies, open their skulls, & eat their brains with a spoon?

― deeznuts, Friday, 4 May 2007 05:14 (nineteen years ago)

(thats actually what old school country ppl used to do w/ squirrels btw)

― deeznuts, Friday, 4 May 2007 05:15 (nineteen years ago)

old school ~~country~~ zombie ppl

fixed

― kenan, Friday, 4 May 2007 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

I LOVE BOTH THE DOG AND THE CAT. And so many do not!

This is kinda interesting -- I like dogs, but could never own anything but a small one for reasons I mentioned a couple posts ago. Also, really big dogs seem like such an ENORMOUS investment in space and time that you may as well go ahead and have a child. If it's half your body weight and costs you extra rent, it's something more than a pet.

But what I really don't get is dog lovers who hate cats. Cats are so easy! They are furry, they have simple needs, they mostly leave you alone, and if you treat them right, they are every bit as affectionate. Way less slobber, too.

I'm thinking there's some divide between people who understand that a pet is a pet, as much as you may love them, and people who think that that a pet is actually a friend, which is what many dog owners seem to assume. Maybe I'm just a cat person, but that seems odd to me.

― kenan, Friday, 4 May 2007 05:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.badrap.org/rescue/img/rocky1.MOV

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 5 May 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

I was watching Animal Planet last night and I saw a pomeranian that was WAY scarier and meaner than any big dog.

― jessie monster, Saturday, 5 May 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

He says the main problem he's had is people breaking into his backyard to steal his puppies. :(

That's rubbish. Poor 90 year old dog-breeding dude. Stealing dogs is pretty low.

Way less slobber, too.

Anecdotal evidence alert! My dogs don't slobber unless they're actually running around down the beach. When they're in the house they usually just kip on the sofa. My cat, on the other hand, is a prick. He yowls all the time, he pisses on everything, and never sits still. He's the third cat I've owned that has pissed on things in the house. I'm not getting another cat when this one goes. My cat has made me not like cats.

― accentmonkey, Saturday, 5 May 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

They can be bastards like that, accentmonkey. Our two have made me come to the same decision.

― Jaq, Saturday, 5 May 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

I've seriously considered a mass cat-euthanasia after Tracy passes away, and having a pet-free year before adopting again.

― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 5 May 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

I've no intention of having the hateful thing put to sleep, but by god, on the few occasions he's disappeared overnight, I've hoped he wouldn't come home again.

― accentmonkey, Saturday, 5 May 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

Funny, Kenan, I would have said that a cat is a friend, because they're going to do whatever the hell they want whether you think of them as a pet or not, so you might as well convince yourself that they care and talk to them in a high voice and say "WHO'S A CAT? YOU ARE! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE THE CAT". Whereas a dog is more empathic but you can't afford to treat them as JUST FRIENDS because both of you have to know who the boss is or you've got problems.

― Laurel, Sunday, 6 May 2007 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

Bah. Empathetic.

― Laurel, Sunday, 6 May 2007 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

Putting it graphically:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cat_proximity.png

― kingfish, Sunday, 6 May 2007 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

I usually say stuff like "if you don't get on the linoleum to do that puking, I'm going to punch you in your nonexistant balls."

― Rock Hardy, Sunday, 6 May 2007 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

Oooh, this one's an oldie but a goodie, isn't it.

― Alex in NYC, Sunday, 6 May 2007 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

So how many pitbulls have you bought since then?

― Abbott, Sunday, 6 May 2007 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

Kingfish's graphic officially does my head in.

― Bimble, Sunday, 6 May 2007 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

Abbott, plz to post mor pix of puppy

― kingfish, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't mean to start beef.

i have a nice little cairn terrier named dot. she was a runt so the breeder gave us a good deal.

all's i was saying is that, while little dogs can do bad things, i just don't want like a pit bull or something that - if i fuck up as a dog parent - could actually like end someone's life or something.

but my doggie is a sweetie. she's never bit anyone, she's real cuddly.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

Only dogs I've ever been bit by, oddly enough, were cocker spaniels and a black lab puppy. Cocker Spaniels could be some mean bastards.

― kingfish, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

cocker spaniels are very prone to senility.

― lauren, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

They are weird dogs in general. My friend had one that was obsessive-compulsive!

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

That chart is great, btw, kingfish!

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

That graph is exactly what I was thinking...friend w/ 3 cats and I now use the highly pitched "WHO'S A CAT??@" to denote all incidents of feline-affective disorder.

― Laurel, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

that comic is from xkcd, which also made that world map of online communities and this one, which should probably be posted whenever another conspiracy spammer starts trollin' thru again.

― kingfish, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, as my buddy said, "My God. That's my life."

― kingfish, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://d21c.com/walpurgis9/dogs/part3/0098.jpg

when kittens attack

― kingfish, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

but my doggie is a sweetie. she's never bit anyone, she's real cuddly.

I could and do say this about my two dogs, too.

― luna, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

i just don't want like a pit bull or something that - if i fuck up as a dog parent - could actually like end someone's life or something.

That is a very sensible thing to consider for dog owners. I am proud of you & wish more people knew their own limitations & had those kind of smarts.

― Abbott, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Here's DA PUPPIE:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/fence.jpg

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/flyingears.jpg

EARS!!! His ears won't be docked.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/neck.jpg

There's some chest puppies in this one, too.

― Abbott, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

BLUE!

― Oilyrags, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

i want him!!

― lauren, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

pits have the best puppy bellies.

― lauren, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

He so does! Look how wide his shoulders are, that's a deep, sturdy ribcage!

― Laurel, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

he's going to be one barrel-chested little guy.

― lauren, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

Awwww, so sweet. I miss having Zero as a puppy - he was so cute and goofy, I could hardly stand it.

― luna, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

I'm glad they made ear docking illegal in the UK, it's so cruel and ugly.

― Abbott, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

is he a mix? or full breed?

Either eay, he looks like a good snuggle hound.

― kingfish, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

Full breed, 7th gen pruple ribbon UKC creds, and cute rompy lover!

I have a sweet pit/basset blend, who just looks like a stumpy, fat tailed, slightly jowly pit:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/Snitter-trio.jpg

― Abbott, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

Oh good lord, (s)he's adorable! Lookit those little legs! I want to hang out with your dog, Abbott.

― luna, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

He's awesome! Named Snitter. But he was chained up in a tiny bakyard for 2 years of his life so he never learned how to play: like catch, frisbee, or anything. His former owner gave him a weird tattoo on his inner thigh, too. Does anyone know how to teach a dog how to play after the two-year mark?

― Abbott, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god where do pit bassets is made

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

between in the furry loins of a miscegenating bitch?

― remy bean, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha! stout little pitty basset mobile! with big ol pinknoses!

― kingfish, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

I love his little short legs.

― luna, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

Does he suffer from the usual problem of bassets, that of back issues in later years?

― kingfish, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

Um, I have no idea, but I surely hope not. I give him lots of exercise & keep him healthy. He's ALL MUSCLE, too, so maybe that'll support his weirfness torso.

― Abbott, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, now I want to marry Abbott, so I can have co-custody of Snitter and the bluepup.

― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

The puppy is so cute!! Man, I want a dog. Stupid apartment building.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

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