In Terminator 2: Judgement day, Cyberdyne made the robot that became the terminators with a chip from a terminator from the future (from the first terminator)

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(I just posted a huge conspiracy theory there involving the Smurfs, the Bunnies and the Terminators. I hope someone will try to contest it...)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 07:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I am indeed Pornagain.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 08:26 (nineteen years ago) link

u stole dat line from "citizen kane"!!!! except that orson welles didnt need to use smileys!!!

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 17:30 (nineteen years ago) link

roffle

Holy Crap! Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 18:22 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7095344.stm

Latest UK military comm satellite has been launched, named "Skynet." Really.

Article is also enjoyable for this graphic:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44230000/gif/_44230106_skynet3_416in.gif

In which the officer there looks a bit glum and not all that impressed that he's hooked into such an impressive communication array.

kingfish, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

1. Skynet 5 overhauls satellite communications for UK forces
2. The largely autonomous satellites talk to two UK ground stations
3. Skynet 5 supports high-bandwidth applications, such as UAV video
4. Antennas and terminals are upgraded to make best use of Skynet
5. New battlefield networks, such as Cormorant, feed into the system
6. System gives commanders access to more information, faster
7. Skynet begins learning at a geometric rate
8. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. eastern time, August 29.

ledge, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

latebloomer, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link

McG is directing the next Terminator flick

latebloomer, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link

the terminator films have slowly and inexorably become my least favorite machine revolt movies ever

El Tomboto, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link

You're fucking kidding

xpost

Oh you're not

shit

ledge, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

x-post

even less than the matrix?

i don't think even t3 was as retarded and near-unwatchable as matrix revolutions

a McG-directed T4 might be though

latebloomer, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link

T2>M1>T1>>T3>>>>M2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>M3

ledge, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link

ok a few more >s between T1 and T3

ledge, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link

I haven't seen the 3rd terminator flick. I've heard that it's half good, just for the ahnuld = old jokes.

kingfish, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link

I understand the tools of mankind becoming self-aware and taking control so as to prevent humans from getting out of hand, but genocide makes no sense.

the matrix films are better based on the ludicrous gnostic myth minefield that is Reloaded

El Tomboto, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

what other machine revolt franchises are there

Short Circuit II >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> M3

ledge, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

ha

I dunno about franchises
but COLOSSUS THE FORBIN PROJECT surely tramples a few of these
WarGames & TRON also generally accepted as being fuckin sweet

El Tomboto, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link

the first matrix is great, the second one has good parts surrounded by bullshit, the third is one of the worst movies i've ever seen. i don't know why the bit of dialogue i remember most from all the films is "and the little one behind you is called mouse" though.

omar little, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link

haha, does STEALTH count as a "machine revolt"?

kingfish, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link

i think it does!

latebloomer, Monday, 19 November 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link

the first matrix is great, the second one has good parts surrounded by bullshit, the third is one of the worst movies i've ever seen. i don't know why the bit of dialogue i remember most from all the films is "and the little one behind you is called mouse" though.

-- omar little, Monday, November 19, 2007 6:56 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

otm

latebloomer, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link

omg I have still not seen stealth
netflix queue corrected

El Tomboto, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link

i need to re-watch it myself. i got off on the wrong foot with that movie.

latebloomer, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link

let's see, what others:

Superman 3
2001

and apparently, Demon Seed

kingfish, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Westworld
Futureworld

and for some reason, imdb lists "Red Sonja" in its "Killer Robot" section: http://imdb.com/keyword/killer-robot/

kingfish, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

That graphic shows that the machines are making us work for them.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link

rofl. It's a paradox, just like in 12 Monkeys...time is a looooooooop

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link

oh and T3 ruled. except for the corny jokes like the gay glasses and "I am not sheeting you"

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 02:31 (sixteen years ago) link

matrix 2 will always be worse than 3 for me because i was prepared for how bad 3 was gonna be and 2 just blindsided me with its pure fuckin pathetic shittiness

s1ocki, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 03:05 (sixteen years ago) link

see, I think 2 is the most honest of the bunch
a welcome respite from the po-faced intensity of 1 and 3

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 03:42 (sixteen years ago) link

T3 was great, but nu-battlestar and matrix 1 are my all time fave roborevolution movies

max, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 03:56 (sixteen years ago) link

i thought t3 was great when i saw it

then i saw it again last month

NOT GREAT :(

s1ocki, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 04:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I'MAFRIENDOFSARAHCONNERIWASTOLDSHEWASHERECANISEEHERPLEASE?

Wargames=Tron=T1>>>>> any others

Saturn 5 ?
(with kirk douglas, was that the name?)

Ste, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 09:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Saturn 3 - also with Farah Fawcett, and Harvey Keitel!

Saturn 3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> M3

ledge, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 09:50 (sixteen years ago) link

I saw Saturn 3 as a kid on a double bill with Hawk the Slayer and it had the most gore I had ever seen in my 12 year-old life.

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link

colossus: the forbin project dvd not widescreen = grrr

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/colossus08.jpg

Edward III, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link

also, ron howard to remake c: tfp

Edward III, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link

six months pass...

lol i love all those singularity guys

gff, Thursday, 5 June 2008 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=5993

The IEEE Spectrum "special report" on The Singularity makes for interesting reading, but I’d like you to try something as you click through it. When you read these essays and interviews, every time you see the word "Singularity," I want you to replace it in your head with the term "Flying Spaghetti Monster."

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 June 2008 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

did this really need three revives? anyway i see it (obviously) can't replicate the crucial motors or circuit boards, or assemble the parts. that stage seems pretty far off to me, if and when they reach that stage i will be impressed (and terrified).

even ignoring the von neumann aspects though, a low-cost fabber is pretty cool, and who knows, maybe it could change the world economy...

ledge, Thursday, 5 June 2008 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

</faux-naif>

ledge, Thursday, 5 June 2008 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link

anyway i see it (obviously) can't replicate the crucial motors or circuit boards, or assemble the parts

really? so how are they claiming it's 'replicated' itself.

Tosh?

Ste, Thursday, 5 June 2008 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link

the claims are overblown but it's an important concept using stock parts and having the custom parts assembled by another machine of the same type.

Jarlrmai, Thursday, 5 June 2008 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

where does the bouncy elastic bassline in Fingers 'Can U Feel It', 'Washing Machine' etc. come from? just an SH-101 tone or similar? such a great sound

blueski, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link

ok this is why tabbed browsing is bad

blueski, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link

hahahaha

and what, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

THE BASSLINES ARE CONSTRUCTING THEMSELVES

goole, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link

cosmic

Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link

they didn't invent themselves, they were ~always there~

Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 July 2022 20:15 (one year ago) link

Very late to this thread but it's called a bootstrap paradox. Doctor Who did it with a fez.

The thing with the arm that rob bolton mentioned 18 years ago is something that's always bugged me. It seemed like a clear setup for a sequel, but none of the sequels ever used it.

adam t. (abanana), Saturday, 2 July 2022 22:35 (one year ago) link


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