FAP, Camber Sands?

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I think a FAP is U&K for people not going but who want to see that soppy Glasgow lot.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

one of them anyway!

― chris (chris), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

25p

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

my initial thought about a FAP was YES! no work the next day! But then I remembered I've got to drive down there :0( Not till later though!

― Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

The man's a shark! 27p and a bottle of Larazade!

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Cor this is exciting.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

chucks their uncooked breakfast at your chalet window

Is that a euphemism?

I'm taking a bottle of cuban rum, ear plugs, an extra bed sheet (plastic covers on mattresses = sweaty arses) and a good supply of pound coins for DDR.

I could do a FAP on Monday night - Thursday will be spent in the company of Ryan Air, then Mr & Mrs Moore.

Does anyone know if there's a rule that obliges Ryan Air Hostesses to wear their hair in donut buns? Because, like, they all do.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes yes, FAPping tomorrow, Starry can come too and be congratulated on new jobbiness and everything. And I can drink my boredom away. Oh, and maybe say hi to Ally & MiU (this is a good if twee acronym).

Ph34r not, Vicky, for you can always be sensible with the bouze. Oh, wait...

Errr, I bid 50p! Sorry, getting caught up in the madness. Somebody stop me ect ect.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Some wear banana clips. It's an Irish thing, Madchen, you have often commented on my complicated up-dos, remember?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Come on a fiver and I'll cook you breakfast.

(nb: this may not be true)

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

50p

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

You cannot duplicate bids, Pinefox. 51p at least, go on, you can manage it.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

For 55p you can have soggy cornflakes.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

For a quid he'll shag you!

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

EW!

99p

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

99p

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

98p

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

97p

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Fried cornflakes with bacon? Err, num num.

Ah yes, you'll be shagging his bank a/c for certain if you only give the lad a quid (pro quo?).

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

God why can I sell nothing without sex becoming an issue?

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Because you are a tramp.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

[This is pure conjecture]

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am speechless!

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ah but sex sells innit Steve? Give in and enjoy it - lie back and think of a country of yr choice.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

And a quid!

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

You know I don't think I've ever got paid for sex before. This could be the start of something profitable.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

When I said tramp, I meant cheap tart.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey profit is relative.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

And self respect and personal dignity are COMMODITIES to people like you!

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

£1.50 minus the shag?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

£2

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Now this is how I'm used to using sex to my advantage.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ha! Back to 2p and some tissues?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

As usual.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

£2.50

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey I can buy a pint now!

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

£2.50, a rubber glove and a tub of atrixo!

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

heaven.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Deal?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

um...

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

£2.52

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yaya! Pinefox to the rescue yet again.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Now that sex has been removed from the equation, the bidding is going a lot slower...

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well looks the ticket goes to pinefox.

Seriously if you can make it down and no-one else makes a better offer for it before friday evening, you can have it for £2.52.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm meant to be writing an essay again. It's actually going even worse than the last one. Tomorrow, I will be around from 5ish, so could someone let me know what is happening, perhaps by text, or even by phone. I would come out sooner but it's only polite that I turn up to some of my lecture and even more polite that I bother to launder my clothes before going to ATP, this will take up some of my afternoon. Are we going to have a FAP in London tomorrow? That would be nice. Like not just ATP people, but others too? I like the others.

― alix (alix), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 13:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes, other people will be there too.

However, we don't know where 'there' is yet. Ally, any where you want to go in particular?

― Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 13:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

And we like you.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 14:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'll contribute another £2.52 towards the pinefox's ticket if he promises to bring his guitar.

― Mooro (Mooro), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 14:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'll pay the pinefox a further £2.52 if he promises to bring his gutair and he busks with it on my parents' doorstep.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 14:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

ally says he doesn't know where to go.

and he'll contribute £2.53 to the pinefox's cause.

maybe I should get a cause, too. except. no.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 14:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

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it was, and it was great, me and Jonnie danced our arses off.

― chris (chris), Monday, 5 January 2004 12:08 (twenty years ago) link

i had so much fun last year, and a lot of it was just close-quarters hanging with my friends, kind of going on first dates with my now boyfriend, and doing little field trips (to the lighthouse, the mini train, that famous guy's house, pubs in rye) etc.

i'm sure this year can't possibly live up to it, but i'm even more excited about the bands. and trans am will be there. and maybe i can hang out with them. which i've wanted to do for about 6 years or something.

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 5 January 2004 13:22 (twenty years ago) link

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