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just remembered this is a thing which actually happened to me in my life. so unreal it's gone full circle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjL5EqnjwBQ&

JUMPING IN THE HOUSE OF GOD JUMP UP JUMPING IN THE HOUSE JUMPING IN THE HOUSE OF GOD

ogmor, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 16:39 (twelve years ago)

yessss

Also spotted this in a related video:

http://imgur.com/MBnYwA6

oppet, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 19:30 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/MBnYwA6.png

oppet, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 19:30 (twelve years ago)

I think that beard man wandering about in Manchester has got too much Bill Hicks, man, to be real england but his surroundings qualify – there's something mid-atlantic and imported about his posed questioning

cardamon, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 20:13 (twelve years ago)

oh sure it's not him it's the world he's filming

pings can only get wetter (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 20:45 (twelve years ago)

wahhhoooaahhh the World Wide Message Tribe! That's brought back memories.
We had a Christian dance-rock combo visit our school, wasn't them though

kinder, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 21:52 (twelve years ago)

Dogsthorpe is a residential area and electoral ward of the city of Peterborough, Cambridgeshire in the United Kingdom. Cambridgeshire Fire and Rescue Service maintain a fire station, crewed day and night and equipped with Water Tender, Rescue Vehicle and Aerial Platform, on Dogsthorpe Road.[1]

Dogsthorpe County Infant and Junior and All Saints Church of England (Voluntary Aided) Junior schools are located in the area; following the closure of John Mansfield School in July 2007, secondary pupils attend the flagship Thomas Deacon Academy which opened in September 2007.

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 18:17 (twelve years ago)

https://twitter.com/TheBlackDog/status/449484892976730113

narcissism of vas deferenses (NickB), Friday, 28 March 2014 09:58 (twelve years ago)

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/politics/2014/03/28/fake-stafford-mayor-in-twitter-trickery-is-unmasked/

Andrew JFC (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 March 2014 11:28 (twelve years ago)

Reminds me of one of the bad guys from Superman 2

going to sting tbf, he's crossed a line.

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 28 March 2014 11:43 (twelve years ago)

Cowpen Bewley is a village within the borough of Stockton-on-Tees and ceremonial county of County Durham, England. It is situated to the east of Billingham. Unlike typical villages, there are no shops or businesses.

maxresdefault.jpg (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 01:26 (twelve years ago)

Longnewton is located in the north-east of England, and is situated almost directly in between the town of Darlington and city of Middlesbrough. The climate in this location is above average in comparison to other places in the regions. The reason for this is due to the position of the pennies to the west of the village. There is a more of a southern climate than other towns and cities due to the pennies being situated where they are.

maxresdefault.jpg (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 01:29 (twelve years ago)

Thorpe is of Danish extraction and means farm, Thorp, and Thewles was likely the name of a family that possessed land here in the Middle Ages: the earliest occurrence of the full name is 'Thorpp Thewles' in 1265. The surname Thewles probably comes from the Old English theawleas 'immoral', though the meaning of the placename is the Farm of the Thewles Family rather than, as sometimes reported, the Immoral Farm.

maxresdefault.jpg (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 01:31 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10155046_10152295673665480_777507975_n.jpg

From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Friday, 4 April 2014 12:57 (twelve years ago)

would attend

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Friday, 4 April 2014 15:04 (twelve years ago)

all the East European lads i know love a good rave

twistent consistent (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 April 2014 16:09 (twelve years ago)

Skirbeck Wapentake was an administrative unit in the Parts of Holland from the early eleventh century at the latest, until wapentakes were abolished by the Local Government Act of 1888. It contained the parish of Skirbeck (St. Nicholas).[3]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parts_of_Holland

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 16:50 (twelve years ago)

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n601/gamalielratsey/IMG_20140415_223316_zps5ada9c30.jpg

Fizzles, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 23:24 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/s0nhKev.jpg

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Thursday, 24 April 2014 23:34 (twelve years ago)

is the one on the left supposed to look like Cameron?

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 April 2014 23:38 (twelve years ago)

stoked to find out th answer tho

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 25 April 2014 07:23 (twelve years ago)

I bet it's a rickroll.

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Friday, 25 April 2014 08:54 (twelve years ago)

never gonna fit you up
never gonna hose you down

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 April 2014 10:21 (twelve years ago)

never gonna tell a lie
in courtrooms

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 25 April 2014 10:33 (twelve years ago)

just read about Kingsnorth for the first time in the NY Times Mag. He seems authentically pessimistic and searching for the right way to remain true.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 25 April 2014 11:51 (twelve years ago)

I can't tell if that's real or not.

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Friday, 25 April 2014 20:00 (twelve years ago)

Surely can't be? I mean "High Standards"? "Jubwise"? "Fucknose"?

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Saturday, 26 April 2014 00:59 (twelve years ago)

I'm 99% sure it's real.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:28 (twelve years ago)

contrast to Real America

observation 1. no hamburgers in any of the pictures

building a desert (art), Saturday, 26 April 2014 06:15 (twelve years ago)

General Waste

avinit.

Davina Pillai : Flyer looks sooo sick big ups this is gonna phat phatty!!
11 hours ago · 1

Michael Baptiste: Gheez
10 hours ago · 2

Jamil Shah if thera good lil cew of fam ill roll thru
18 April at 08:04

Fizzles, Saturday, 26 April 2014 06:20 (twelve years ago)

lineup written by a cookd and bombd poster imo

sktsh, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:02 (twelve years ago)

DJ MICHEAL BARRYMORE

course it's real

avinit garde (wins), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:12 (twelve years ago)

https://soundcloud.com/dmtsounds/dj-michael-barrymore-only

"Only Pools and Corpse's"

well done

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:16 (twelve years ago)

I lold :/

avinit garde (wins), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:17 (twelve years ago)

Real Lolland

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:18 (twelve years ago)

god i haven't listened to Venetian Snares for years

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:19 (twelve years ago)

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmAH6piIMAAAruf.jpg

ogmor, Saturday, 3 May 2014 13:11 (twelve years ago)

After nearly four decades, Donald Neilson, aka the Black Panther, seems in retrospect like some figment of the phantasmagoric north England of the 1970s, the gothic, occult north of David Peace and the Red Riding trilogy. His crimes – countless burglaries, three murders (of village postmasters), and the kidnapping of teenage heiress Lesley Whittle – took him on meticulously planned nocturnal peregrinations across the north and the Midlands against the unfolding background of the three-day week, the oil crisis, and the IRA's first sustained mainland bombing campaign. (Or, if you prefer, between the decline of glam-rock and the rise of punk.) The dead years, in other words, a leaden age.

Neilson's arrest in December 1975 came just two months after the apprehension of another largely forgotten apparition of the period, the Cambridge Rapist, Peter Cook, and shortly after the Yorkshire Ripper, Peter Sutcliffe, began in earnest his years-long reign of terror in the red light districts of Yorkshire and Lancashire with the murder of Wilma McCann in October 1975. Neilson's trial was overseen by Judge William Mars-Jones, who had earlier prosecuted the Moors Murderers and overseen the ABC official secrets case and compiled the report that engulfed the Met's Vice Squad in corruption trials – and who was himself the son of a village postmaster.

Neilson's trial took place during the sweltering heatwave of 1976, in a courtroom so subtropically torpid, even in October, that counsel were permitted to forego their customary wigs and gowns. Neilson was given five life sentences, with Mars-Jones stressing that, in his opinion, "life should mean life". And it did: when he died of complications from motor neurone disease in a Norwich prison hospital last year, his Black Panther nickname having long since been re-appropriated in folk-memory by Bobby Seale and Huey P Newton, it was as though some horrible, stinking odour of the dread 70s had been belched up by history's alimentary canal.

http://www.moviemail.com/images/large/The-Black-Panther-32394_1.jpg

under the cobblestones, le dogshit (xelab), Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:34 (twelve years ago)

http://legacymedia.localworld.co.uk/275796/Article/images/17382024/4336101.jpg

under the cobblestones, le dogshit (xelab), Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:38 (twelve years ago)

Director Ian Merrick – until then only a producer – had spent some years in New York before returning to England in 1976, just as Denis Healey was asking the IMF to bail out the nose-diving British economy. The British film industry was in no less parlous shape; these were dead years for domestic production, and most well-known directors were either exiled in Hollywood or internally exiled at the BBC. Merrick, as he says in the DVD liner notes, was transfixed by the innovative low-budget, small-crew film-making he had witnessed in New York and insisted this method could invigorate British film-making from below: it cost less, and you didn't have to deal with the rightwing British craft unions. His fellow directors thought he was barmy; we now can see that he was just too prescient, too early.

under the cobblestones, le dogshit (xelab), Sunday, 4 May 2014 23:03 (twelve years ago)

The makers of Channel 4's Benefits Street are currently scouting out the area as a possible location for the next series.

Carol Harris, 68, who lives in Stockton, said: 'My dad's brother used to run that place. It was a respectable old pub, The White Heart.

'Selling beer that cheap will be bad for the town, it will attract the wrong crowd. It is all wrong.'

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 23:38 (twelve years ago)

brb

nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 23:43 (twelve years ago)

things to do in newton abbot when you're dead...

Fizzles, Friday, 9 May 2014 11:25 (twelve years ago)

and cbf'd to go to the maltings cos you've got a heavy bag.

Fizzles, Friday, 9 May 2014 11:26 (twelve years ago)

answer: go to a terrible pub.

SOL
WKD
Smirnof Ice
2 for £5•00

only they've drawn a line joining the bowl of the five to its upright so I think it's supposed to be a six.

anyway, clearly an evening pub for the yowf of Newton Abbot, rather than a pub for traveling bourgeois wot lunch.

always hope for the platonic ideal of a market town pub - light, central, bustling, a view of the street or the market clock, perhaps with rooms available, fruit machines, tv with racing on etc. but although I think I'm basing it on *something* other than my pure imagination, I'm not sure I've ever found it as I can recall.

I was hoping the pint wd be disgusting so I cd moan about that and the ludicrously expensive cheese sandwich I ordered but actually it's quite nice.

Fizzles, Friday, 9 May 2014 11:41 (twelve years ago)


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