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― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 13:26 (twelve years ago)
excellent
― Nhex, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 14:19 (twelve years ago)
Mad Men's Creator: Don Draper Represents American Society
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 March 2014 20:22 (twelve years ago)
lmao
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 20 March 2014 21:28 (twelve years ago)
Georgia lawmakers pass controversial ‘guns everywhere’ bill
― Bryan, Friday, 21 March 2014 22:02 (twelve years ago)
don't know if this 100% fits the thread, but it's a very embarrassing profile that might as well be called "Adam Driver: Why Is He So Hot?"
http://www.bkmag.com/2014/03/03/a-man-among-girls-adam-driver/
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 March 2014 22:11 (twelve years ago)
Tattoo of gun leads to SWAT standoff
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Saturday, 22 March 2014 18:33 (twelve years ago)
wha?
http://i872.photobucket.com/albums/ab286/pstlpkr/josephstalin.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 22 March 2014 21:52 (twelve years ago)
i'm guessing it's related to this - http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/maine-man-sparks-police-standoff-gun-tattoo-stomach-article-1.1726889
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1726887.1395251294!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_1200/gun-tattoo.jpg
what a dumb fucking tattoo
― balls, Saturday, 22 March 2014 21:55 (twelve years ago)
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― pplains, Saturday, 22 March 2014 22:01 (twelve years ago)
lol sometimes my clipboard refuses to copy the right thing, yes it's that story
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Sunday, 23 March 2014 00:59 (twelve years ago)
it's probably wrong to say "someone that stupid deserves to be shot" but...
― Nhex, Sunday, 23 March 2014 22:50 (twelve years ago)
some of his other tattoos are even dumber.
― how's life, Sunday, 23 March 2014 23:17 (twelve years ago)
http://blog.caranddriver.com/puppy-potential-volkswagen-teams-with-rspca-to-teach-dogs-to-drive
― Lee626, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 18:18 (twelve years ago)
Posted April 1
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 19:14 (twelve years ago)
DEA Chief: Please, Think Of The Dogs Before You Legalize Pot
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/02/dogs-marijuana-pets_n_5078556.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false
― Mordy , Wednesday, 2 April 2014 20:46 (twelve years ago)
xp - article notes it was an april fools joke played on the magazine editors (FR5T APR number plate etc.), but being a regular C/D reader am rather sure it's not their joke on the readers. Good Onionesque headline in any case.
― Lee626, Thursday, 3 April 2014 04:38 (twelve years ago)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/pakistan/10745630/Pakistani-9-month-old-baby-accused-of-attempted-murder.html
but mostly sad
― Mordy , Friday, 4 April 2014 23:23 (twelve years ago)
https://roadtrippers.com/blog/harvard-discovers-three-of-its-library-books-are-bound-in-human-flesh
Of course, if this was from The Onion, the three books would be Fifty Shades of Grey, Kenny Loggins' autobiography, and Jimmy Carter's Revolutionary War novel.
― Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 10 April 2014 03:41 (twelve years ago)
Not my discovery, but:
Parrot put on Prozac after being left in garage for three years after repeating screaming name of owner's dead wife
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Thursday, 10 April 2014 20:45 (twelve years ago)
^after repeatedly screaming
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Thursday, 10 April 2014 20:46 (twelve years ago)
aw. parrots are easily mentally damaged things.
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:14 (twelve years ago)
yeah that's a horribly sad story
― balls, Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:17 (twelve years ago)
I don't know about this "owning a pet with a longer lifespan than you that also mimics the English language."
― pplains, Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:27 (twelve years ago)
christ that bird looks horrifying
― Nhex, Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:48 (twelve years ago)
You should see Sarah these days.
― pplains, Thursday, 10 April 2014 22:08 (twelve years ago)
Laboratory-grown vaginas implanted in patients
I've been wondering what Cronenberg was up to.
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Friday, 11 April 2014 05:59 (twelve years ago)
he's been fairly prolific over the last few years
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 11 April 2014 13:27 (twelve years ago)
The full headline is closer to an actual news story but the headline I first saw on twitter was "Vice Journalist Smokes Marijuana During Interview": http://t.co/sRQ1Mf1v4H
― posi riot (some dude), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 14:32 (twelve years ago)
Ragtag Team of Rogue Chihuahuas Terrorizing Arizona Town
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Friday, 18 April 2014 18:20 (twelve years ago)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/7830524/German-throws-puppy-at-Hells-Angels-bikers-then-flees-on-bulldozer.html
― tsrobodo, Saturday, 19 April 2014 08:31 (twelve years ago)
"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear,"
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 19 April 2014 15:57 (twelve years ago)
Arkansas ex-cop killed while trying to set anti-corruption blogger’s hot dog cart on fire
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/19/arkansas-ex-cop-killed-while-trying-to-set-anti-corruption-bloggers-hot-dog-cart-on-fire/
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Sunday, 20 April 2014 13:44 (twelve years ago)
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/video-josie-cunningham-plans-abortion-3434350#ixzz2zQCVM59q"
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Monday, 21 April 2014 12:52 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theguardian.com/world/gallery/2014/apr/21/obama-easter-bunny-egg-roll-white-house
"Barack Obama kisses first lady Michelle Obama alongside a masked adult dressed as a towering, man-sized rabbit whose unblinking eyes never stray from the president and his wife."
― kinder, Monday, 21 April 2014 17:19 (twelve years ago)
Spanish village considers changing name from 'Kill Jews'.
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 17:00 (twelve years ago)
it's kind of begging for it tbh
http://sports.yahoo.com/photos/wrigley-field-celebrates-100-years-of-baseball-1398273666-slideshow/
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:50 (twelve years ago)
justin bieber visits the yasukuni shrine:http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/04/23/how-justin-bieber-inadvertently-stepped-into-one-of-the-worlds-greatest-geopolitical-controversies/
― building a desert (art), Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:47 (twelve years ago)
Nothing Justin Bieber-related ever surprises me/comes off as onion-y to me anymore.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:54 (twelve years ago)
Giant John Paul II crucifix falls and instantly crushes young man to death in Italy
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 April 2014 16:57 (twelve years ago)
http://www.okcfox.com/story/25302985/teens-find-new-use-for-burts-beeswax-lip-balm
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 April 2014 21:43 (twelve years ago)
ppl are just posting 'news of the weird' links now
― balls, Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:20 (twelve years ago)
oh cmon if you can't get down with
Those who are into "Beezin" say it adds to experience of being drunk or high.Others say it helps to keep them alert.So what's exactly causes that tingling sensation in Burt's Beeswax?
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:23 (twelve years ago)
uncanny how much that's like the onion
― balls, Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:31 (twelve years ago)
stay ballzin
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:38 (twelve years ago)
reads like it has been run back and forth through babelfish a few times
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Friday, 25 April 2014 09:03 (twelve years ago)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/in-the-long-run-wars-make-us-safer-and-richer/2014/04/25/a4207660-c965-11e3-a75e-463587891b57_story.html
― goole, Monday, 28 April 2014 14:13 (twelve years ago)
it was more "lol but sad" but I thought it was a parody when I first read the "NACCP Reconsiders Award for Donald Sterling" headline this weekend.
Just picturing his agent going, "Oooh, Donny. This is really going to hurt your chances getting that NAACP honor..."
― pplains, Monday, 28 April 2014 14:16 (twelve years ago)
Is that what Beez in the Trap is about?
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:31 (twelve years ago)
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2014/04/28/violent_dr_seuss_book_should_be_banned_from_library_patron_says.html
Pretty sure the patron in question is just trolling, but still:
This is the same work of fiction that former U.S. First Lady Laura Bush, an ex-librarian, said was her favourite children’s book. She told The Wall Street Journal in 2006 she even had photos of her twins, Jenna and Barbara, jumping on the belly of their father, George W., when he read to them. No assault charges were laid against the girls.
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:17 (twelve years ago)