would like to see the ultimate ilx dealbreaker profile:picture with smiling african kidscoldplay shirtmalcolm gladwell books everywhere
― bnw, Thursday, 13 March 2014 19:51 (ten years ago) link
wite
― unw? j.......n (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 March 2014 19:53 (ten years ago) link
I'd add: every photo is of you engaged in some outdoorsy pursuit
― kate78, Thursday, 13 March 2014 19:54 (ten years ago) link
confidently untroubled by the world and its painful complexity
― goole, Thursday, 13 March 2014 19:54 (ten years ago) link
lol I saw one the other day that used the word "indoorsy" and I approve of that.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 13 March 2014 19:55 (ten years ago) link
Obviously completely ruling out outdoor activities wouldn't work for me or almost anyone (for inst I kind of refuse to date someone who refuses to ride a bike, because the logistics are just too annoying), but I like the admission.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 13 March 2014 19:56 (ten years ago) link
I do not give a flying fuck what your enneagram is.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 13 March 2014 19:56 (ten years ago) link
My myers briggs is IH8U
― polyphonic, Thursday, 13 March 2014 19:59 (ten years ago) link
I'm just glad Amelie doesn't turn up as every woman's favorite film anymore.
― brains hangin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:00 (ten years ago) link
Ohhh boy.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:03 (ten years ago) link
i saw a girl on tinder the other day who's tagline was "I'll spare you the Marilyn Monroe quotes" and i swooned for a sec
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:03 (ten years ago) link
yeah jesus where did that even come from
― goole, Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:06 (ten years ago) link
meyers-briggsREALLY INTO podcasts, but especially radiolabmore than half photos are yogaany outdoor yoga photospursuing improv (don't mind if they've done it once, v magnanimous of me i know)
― caek, Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:14 (ten years ago) link
you guys must know a lot of bad "comedy people"
― Nhex, Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link
stand-up is ok, improv is not ok, that's how i break it down to an extent
― death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:16 (ten years ago) link
yoga is such a tough call
― goole, Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:17 (ten years ago) link
xp ha weird. i look it like improv/sketch people are largely doofuses, but you gotta be a real asshole to keep doing standup
― Nhex, Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link
yeah improv's popularity is one of the things that makes me confused about america
― caek, Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:19 (ten years ago) link
christian
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:19 (ten years ago) link
I've seen so many pictures of Machu Picchu in profiles I'm beginning to think I live there.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:19 (ten years ago) link
^^
back from college out east
― j., Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:23 (ten years ago) link
alt., back from brooklyn
"i'm kind of a nomad"
― goole, Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link
i always wanted to date a woman who lived in a tent
― j., Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:25 (ten years ago) link
Oh sorry, yeah, I guess "improv" is the preferred terminology although I'm not even sure what the differences are among improv, stand-up, and sketch comedy (please do not take this as a request to have them explained to me).
xp lol
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:26 (ten years ago) link
actual thing said to me on a date: "it wasn't like a tent, it was more like a yurt"
― goole, Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link
I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY, at least you'd get the opportunity to use the word "yurt" which is the funniest word ever invented and so fun to say.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:29 (ten years ago) link
she taught yoga fyi
― goole, Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:30 (ten years ago) link
how did she fit all the students in the yurt
― j., Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link
Yoga in a yurt, it's too much, stop this giggle spasm immediately.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:32 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0gROKh2.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:33 (ten years ago) link
loooooooool
I mean I'm into yurts as low-impact, low-cost housing but also c'mon.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link
I'm into yurts
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, March 13, 2014 3:35 PM
― goole, Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link
worst surfing class ever
― polyphonic, Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link
"i'm kind of a nomad" would be about 800 times more acceptable than "i'm kind of a gypsy"
― have a nice blood (mh), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link
'my people follow the buffalo'
― j., Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:38 (ten years ago) link
"i'm kind of a nomad" = has at least read some deleuze
― You cannot interrupt his tea stirring because it is his holy trick (imago), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link
Nhex strangely otm about improv vs standup.
caek, GOOD improv is the foundation of nearly all the best comedy in North America in the last 50+ years. Standup is largely a source of bad sitcoms.
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link
All this talk of yoga and yurts has given me yogurt cravings
― Vinnie, Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link
There's a terrible crossover marketing opportunity in there somewhere.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:44 (ten years ago) link
improv in a yurt
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:47 (ten years ago) link
improvurting
I can't
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:48 (ten years ago) link
wouldn't mind seeing people provide keywords from my profile that instantly turned them off, although I'm not sure how you'd gather that data.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:49 (ten years ago) link
its and immediate turn-off for me when anyone who self-identifies as a "photographer" only has photos that are bad/cellphone selfies etc
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, March 13, 2014 6:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:50 (ten years ago) link
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, March 13, 2014 4:39 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
right, but north america could make good comedy without a mandatory improv-based apprenticeship.
and false dichotomy: i obviously hide and block standups too.
― caek, Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:54 (ten years ago) link
xp "frequently annoying""community-building""cigarettes""potato chips""patriarchy"
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link
Although the hottest guy I've yet been on a date with said he wrote me BECAUSE of the feminist content, so that's nice.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:56 (ten years ago) link
"i'm not like other girls"
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 13 March 2014 21:18 (ten years ago) link
Oh I just remembered, I got this gem of a message the other day, unbidden:
"i am guessing you grew up in the states, you are interesting but that might be the deal breaker"
― Vinnie, Thursday, 13 March 2014 21:31 (ten years ago) link