solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

Narcissistic types re-appear when they need fresh ego boosting

― homosexual II, Saturday, March 8, 2014 1:21 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

think this thread is more for people for whom there is a non-zero chance they will never have sex ever again

― Clay, Monday, December 9, 2013 4:38 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can't believe what a dick clay was on that wdyll thread

i've decided i don't have an opinion on this tumblr ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 17 March 2014 20:47 (4 minutes ago) Permalink

posts vmooc imo

but in a meta way that is actually vm in the spirit. "It's important that I express my non-opinion about this tumblr in an exaggerated way with a special shruggicon"

I am trying to figure out exactly why I want to tie this blog to the Upworthy-fication of Internet discourse and am drawing a blank

― Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP), Monday, March 17, 2014 9:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck "obscurity" fuck "nerdiness" fuck "difficultness" fuck "i don't get it" fuck expressing yr opinions fuck rating music fuck the plain listener fuck the girl/boy divide fuck "owning your ignorance"

― pings can only get wetter (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, March 18, 2014 3:29 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if only

fuck "fuck" fuck 'fuck' "fuck" *fuck*

fucks within fucks

infucktion

shrieking

― how's life, Wednesday, March 19, 2014 8:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm pretty sure I stopped caring about being cool once I had my first kid

― silverfish, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 20:52 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

blowjobs? have I really misinterpreted this song for a decade?
― akm, Wednesday, March 26, 2014

I'm drinking most of the time while I'm parenting.

― Jeff, Thursday, March 27, 2014 9:28 AM

I give it three months til he's a beloved regular with his own dedicated "ask Andrew JD" thread.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, March 27, 2014 12:37 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feel free to laugh at that shit ilx but it's true

― markers, Thursday, March 27, 2014 4:56 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is there a single person on ilx who stans for this worthless facebook whore?
― peabo bison (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 15, 2010

I cry enough tears to fill the ocean.

― Pete Barbutti's Hair (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Thursday, April 10, 2014 8:05 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's possible i'm just bullshitting around with words to fill up a white box.

― markers, Monday, April 21, 2014 5:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

our work here is done, thx eveyone

full markers all around

This is a song my band just wrote about the NSA.

― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, April 22, 2014 2:38 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

truly this is a time of plenty for the effortless summarization of ilx's spirit in solitary posts

Well you guys have already put a lot more thought into something I typed in 5 secs than I have

― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 7:58 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://gifcrap.com/g2data/albums/Celebrities/Snoop%20Dog%20says%20No.gif

I've got three different play lists of records I'm working through, these are the ones I haven't finished yet. One list is various 70s live records. One list is Floyd related records partially inspired by the recent poll. The other one is just some miscellaneous older rock.

Davis, Miles- Dark Magus (D1)
Allman Brothers- Fillmore Concerts (D1)
Allman Brothers- Fillmore Concerts (D2)
Lynyrd Skynyrd- One More from the Road
Little Feat- Waiting for Colombus
Badfinger- BBC In Concert
Bruce, Jack- Spirit Live at the BBC (D3)
Captain Beefheart- I’m Going to Do What I’m Going to Do
Deep Purple- In Concert (D2)
Humble Pie- Fillmore Box (D4)
Hendrix, Jimi- Live at the Fillmore East (D1)
Hendrix, Jimi- Live at the Fillmore East (D2)
Grand Funk Railroad- Live Album
Trower, Robin- State to State (D1)
Travers, Pat- Live Go For What You Know
Grateful Dead- Dick’s Picks Vol. 33 (D2)
Grateful Dead- Dick’s Picks Vol. 33 (D3)
Grateful Dead- Dick’s Picks Vol. 33 (D4)
Blue Oyster Cult- On Your Feet or On Your Knees
Brown, James- Love Power Peace
Emerson, Lake & Palmer- Pictures at an Exhibition
Yes- Yessongs (D1)
Yes- Yessongs (D2)
Zappa, Frank- Carnegie Hall (D1)
Zappa, Frank- Carnegie Hall (D2)
Zappa, Frank- Carnegie Hall (D3)
Zappa, Frank- Carnegie Hall (D4)
Judas Priest- Unleashed in the East
Hawkwind- At the BBC 1972
Led Zeppelin- BBC Sessions (D1)
Led Zeppelin- BBC Sessions (D2)
Rolling Stones- Get Yer Ya Ya’s Out
Outlaws, The- Bring It Back Alive
Ten Years After- Recorded Live (D2)
Bowie, David- Stage (D2)
Davis, Miles- Dark Magus (D2)
Mahavishnu- Between Nothingness & Eternity (D1)
Mahavishnu- Between Nothingness & Eternity (D2)
Weather Report- Live in Tokyo (D2)

Rolling Stones- London Singles (D3)
Queen- A Day at the Races
Queen- The Game
Edgar Broughton Band- Harvest Years (D1)
Rolling Stones- Black and Blue
Bowie, David- Space Oddity
Byrds, The- Byrdmaniax
Cheap Trick- Dream Police
Chicken Shack- Deram Years (D2)
Zappa, Frank- You Are What You Is
Zappa, Frank- Roxy & Elsewhere
Deep Purple- Very Best
Bowie, David- Best of Bowie 1969 to 74
Rolling Stones- More Hot Rocks (D1)
Rolling Stones- More Hot Rocks (D2)
Brown, James- Foundations of Funk (D1)
Brown, James- Foundations of Funk (D2)
Kinks, The- Low Budget
Kinks, The- Singles Collection

Pink Floyd- Ummagumma (D2)
Pink Floyd- More
Pink Floyd- Animals
Pink Floyd- The Final Cut
Pink Floyd- The Division Bell
Pink Floyd- Piper at the Gates of Dawn
Pink Floyd- A Saucerful of Secrets
Pink Floyd- Atom Heart Mother
Gilmour, David- David Gilmour
Barrett, Syd- Barrett

― earlnash, Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:16 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Honestly I don't care how stupid this movie is or isn't. I will see it anyway.

― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 May 2014 06:29 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Forgot to cross post this solitary bathroom graffiti that effortlessly summarizes the spirit of ILM

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/SH/18E8D3FF-C803-4429-AE95-4BD498C9522D_zpsi4zzajv2.jpg

i see there's (only) an anti-semitism subsection on the watto wikipedia page, carry on

― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, May 23, 2014 2:32 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

lol

if only we could somehow harness the energy hipsters expend on burning hipsters

― brio, Thursday, 29 May 2014 20:41 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i swear this was posted to ilx recently but i can't remember which of our rolling threads about fucked up shit it might have been on
― goole, Thursday, June 5, 2014

http://i.imgur.com/wDiZ2Fr.png

irl lol

I assumed Morrissey was and just didn't change the original text of that post in order to have it perfectly fit Hitler. Mea culpa xpost

― Treeship, Tuesday, July 8, 2014 6:50 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't get me wrong I'm not gonna listen to the album or anything

― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, July 10, 2014 11:18 AM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sorry, I didn't mean that, I was just satirizing a certain posting style to demonstrate the depressing futility of even posting at all.
― That's My Brother Doug's Grandmother On Bass (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, August 5, 2014

morbs when you're curled up on the floor in the middle of the night, crying and moaning about how you turned into such a dumb miserable fuck, a bigot playing out his last days online defending child rape and richard nixon, when you're there on the floor, thinking about how it'll all be over soon and how few will notice and fewer still care, do you take those deep intake sobs where it's almost like you're hyperventilating and you can hear the emptiness of your thick skull? cuz that's how i picture. or do you just lie there, silent, unblinking, urinating all over yrself? the latter seems to subtle and lacking of self pity for you ime so it's the sobs right?

― balls, Tuesday, August 5, 2014 2:31 PM

what thread?

I don't understand the balls/Morbs dynamic

seems like mutually assured disdain to me, is there more to it than that

lol, HOOS

sniveling lil internet bully vs guy who needs his address

why would balls want your address

BANG ZOOM ZING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfTsl9an6S4

so wait morbz thinks the spirit of ilx is hating morbz?

more like the tolerance for fucking psychotics

so we should ban people who say "fuck you all and kill me now"?