why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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bah read the "hilarious" jokes here instead http://www.tickld.com/x/20-jokes-that-only-intellectuals-will-understand

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 12:39 (twelve years ago)

pol pot otm

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 14:09 (twelve years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1898249_774275479260132_836641443_n.jpg

My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Thursday, 13 March 2014 09:14 (twelve years ago)

yeah, over tens of thousands of years, not in less than a decade.

clouds, Thursday, 13 March 2014 12:27 (twelve years ago)

GMOs are progress

http://i.imgur.com/CupiM.gif

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 13 March 2014 12:43 (twelve years ago)

xpost, oh i saw that GMO one. Fundamental misunderstanding of what it means.

wank-bond-villain-looking villain, (dog latin), Thursday, 13 March 2014 12:46 (twelve years ago)

Reeks of astroturfing propaganda, a la the "corn sugar" campaign.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 13 March 2014 12:47 (twelve years ago)

I'm 100% in favor of turning snuffleupaguses into pork.

Je55e, Thursday, 13 March 2014 19:07 (twelve years ago)

omfg. normally intelligent friend posted this.

I replied to ask whether the first pic was posted before or after Pac was convicted of sexual assault

http://imageshack.com/a/img835/6338/29qi.jpg

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 March 2014 16:16 (twelve years ago)

Pretty sure this is a direct Einstein quote.
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2829/13242807543_d97d27d44f_b.jpg

Bnad, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 13:45 (twelve years ago)

Match the frequency of Cloak,the antisocial network! Of course, you gotta sign up with Foursquare and Instagram. Worth it? Maybe. See other apps from these guys: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2014/03/17/meet-cloak-the-antisocial-network-that-helps-you-avoid-people/?tid=up_next

dow, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 13:51 (twelve years ago)

http://i57.tinypic.com/2lbcniw.jpg

real myst opportunity (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 00:21 (twelve years ago)

®

Treeship, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 00:25 (twelve years ago)

http://dravenstales.ch/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/fuck_you_my_dad_is.jpg

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 00:59 (twelve years ago)

cant

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 01:00 (twelve years ago)

what

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 01:02 (twelve years ago)

Who is that?

Dan I., Wednesday, 19 March 2014 04:56 (twelve years ago)

dave mustaine

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 05:22 (twelve years ago)

^otm. he's the sonic youth guy, dan.

james franco, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 05:38 (twelve years ago)

such a wet excuse for trolling u shd be ashamed james franco

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 05:45 (twelve years ago)

francophobe

james franco, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 05:52 (twelve years ago)

francophone home, and then go there plz

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 17:05 (twelve years ago)

http://www.unionhistory.info/britainatwork/emuweb/objects/common/webmedia.php?irn=3000103&size=272x200

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 17:05 (twelve years ago)

Protesters OTM. It's a sin that fascism was allowed to continue after '45.

The Whittrick and Puddock (dowd), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 17:31 (twelve years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BiujlaMCQAAG_uK.jpg

....all those girls are married??

real myst opportunity (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 21:14 (twelve years ago)

so men firmly committed to opposing gay marriage get two freebies?

Mordy , Wednesday, 19 March 2014 21:20 (twelve years ago)

some of the women in lesbian porn possibly not lesbians tho

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 20 March 2014 10:42 (twelve years ago)

brb, going to "support gay marriage"

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 20 March 2014 10:46 (twelve years ago)

"wehn the blond girl flipped over the one with tattoos and started eating out her butt was when I realized my objections to same-sex marriage were unfounded and ridiculous. any girl want 2 do 3some IM me :)"

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 20 March 2014 10:57 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/9KicM2a.jpg

, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 10:50 (twelve years ago)

think that's a variation of this
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDmVltfCYAAZiT2.jpg

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 13:11 (twelve years ago)

lololol

clouds, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 13:21 (twelve years ago)

EVRY TIME ;_;

two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 13:33 (twelve years ago)

my mother-in-law posted this. Oddly enough, my wife was not amused.

https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1524746_702032569829991_506893638_n.jpg

nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 13:38 (twelve years ago)

ugh

how's life, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 13:45 (twelve years ago)

She's probably a big fan of this creepy book.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/LoveYouForever.png

carl agatha, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 14:00 (twelve years ago)

Heh. My mom posted Moodles' image and, yes, also read us that book.

an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 14:45 (twelve years ago)

is there a psychological term for the process that begins with reading/hearing/seeing a statement or behavior from media, finding that statement/behavior "truthful" (whether or not it accurately reflects the viewer's worldview/ideals/whatever) and then fully identifying with the statement/behavior as representing oneself?

clouds, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:02 (twelve years ago)

yesterday I replied to a friend's silly, innocuous post boasting that he decided not to wear underwear. after I commented, I get this:

"gotca !!!........You should not have liked or commented! Now you have to pick one of the 14 below and post to your status. This is the 2014 breast cancer awareness game. Don't be a spoil sport choose you poison, and change your status xxx 1) Damn diarrhea 2) Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket 3) Anyone have a tampon, I'm out 4) How do you get rid of foot fungus 5) Why is nobody around when I'm horny? 6) No toilet paper goodbye socks! Post with no explanations. 7)Someone offered me a job as a prostitute but I'm hesitant. 8)I think I'm in love with someone what should I do? 9)I've decided 2 stop wearing underwear. 10)I still love my ex. 11)I really don't know how 2 tell anyone and I'm sick of hiding it I'm gay. 12)Guess it was 2 good 2 b true I'm pregnant. 13)Just won $7000 on a scratchy. 14)I've just found out I've been cheated on for the past 5 months.Post with no explanations. Lol"

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BREAST CANCER?

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:22 (twelve years ago)

"gotca !!!........You should not have liked or commented! I am trying to make folks aware of the plight of the Monks in Tibet. You must walk to your city hall building dressed as a walrus."

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:23 (twelve years ago)

Oh well that explains some stupid comments I saw last night. This shit is the worst.

an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:24 (twelve years ago)

Nothing. In the same way posting statuses about your handbag has nothing to do with breast cancer. In the same way that posting "no makeup selfies" has nothing to do with breast cancer. I want to kill all of these people with knives.

xp

emil.y, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:25 (twelve years ago)

I got in trouble with friends-of-friends a couple of years ago for pointing out that the "hey laydeeez let's post cryptic statuses about our handbag colours" was pretty full of grossly sexist assumptions and also, by dint of being cryptic, could not possibly help raise awareness of any issue, aside from the issue of you all being idiots.

emil.y, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:27 (twelve years ago)

remember the "i'm moving to ___ for ___ months" game?

Mordy , Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:28 (twelve years ago)

xxxpost it reminds me of this one meme from 2010 where everyone was changing their FB pics to that of a cartoon character. at first everyone was just doing it cuz 'hey, cartoons!', and somehow midway through it became "oh, this is about child abuse awareness!". Nothing to explain the connection, no link for us to make a donation, no underlying message with statistics, anecdotes, or anything you would expect. Just "this is about child abuse awareness!".

friend of mine who likes to act as 'mediator' on every FB thread posted a link to an article criticizing the meme, suggesting correctly that it was pointless clicktivism and that half the people didn't know what it was they were supporting, and all these people blew up at him saying "WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE AWARE OF CHILD ABUSE! THIS IS POSITIVE, LIKE A PHOENIX RISING FROM THE ASHES!".

So on that day, I learned child abuse was a thing. Previously I had been led to believe that it was not. I learned something that day. and for that I am grateful.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:29 (twelve years ago)

In the same way that posting "no makeup selfies" has nothing to do with breast cancer.

― emil.y, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:25 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's all about accidentally adopting polar bears.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/autocorrect-turns-no-makeup-selfie-donations-into-polar-bear-adoptions-9213867.html

two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 16:09 (twelve years ago)

Breast... cancer? Cancer of the BREASTS??? I was previously unaware of this terrible possibility! But is anyone doing anything to save the tatas?

carl agatha, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 16:09 (twelve years ago)

all time

http://i.imgur.com/M0gD3Sd.jpg

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 16:10 (twelve years ago)

The cartoon characters thing was (not) an enabler for a paedo ring!

Collected via e-mail, December 2010

READ CAREFULLY......! The group asking everyone to change their profile picture to their favorite cartoon character is actually a group of paedophiles doing it because kids will accept their friend request faster if they see a cartoon picture. It has NOTHING to do with Child ... Violence/NCPCC.... It was on a show that ... warns you about internet frauds and TONIGHTS news.... PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THIS

Read more at http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/cartoon.asp#WudK9Xbv68e9vMsh.99

two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 16:12 (twelve years ago)


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