ahahha
― socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 8 March 2014 15:28 (twelve years ago)
uhh i've been following this guy's comics for like five years now. he's very good at what he does and has a history of deep trolling. iirc he previously claimed that he just pretends to be depressed for the $$$ etc
― micah, Saturday, 8 March 2014 16:02 (twelve years ago)
sounds like denial, depression is not a good money maker
― Nhex, Sunday, 9 March 2014 03:29 (twelve years ago)
Women: Hot Guys Don’t Drive Mail Truckshttp://cdn.govexec.com/media/img/upload/2014/02/18/021814mailtrucksGE/medium.jpg
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 03:34 (twelve years ago)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2579884/Perrie-Edwards-mums-fury-Holby-City-story-line-deranged-fan-plots-decapitate-singer-rusty-chainsaw-obsession-1Ds-Zayn-Malik.html
― soref, Thursday, 13 March 2014 13:10 (twelve years ago)
publish-books-burn-them-alley
― j., Thursday, 13 March 2014 13:13 (twelve years ago)
xpost looks more like a daily mash article
― tsrobodo, Thursday, 13 March 2014 16:48 (twelve years ago)
apologies for two Mail links in a row but this is great
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1545560_653608554700595_73441332_n.png
― trying to emulate Kirk Cobain with a shrill, shouting voice (DJ Mencap), Friday, 14 March 2014 15:33 (twelve years ago)
lol what the fucking fuck
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 March 2014 15:34 (twelve years ago)
ws time distortion pill
― Eric H., Friday, 14 March 2014 15:49 (twelve years ago)
Ellie Lolzwhatthefuckingfuck
― glumdalclitch, Friday, 14 March 2014 15:54 (twelve years ago)
futuristic techniques in torture is pretty much exactly what we should expect from the mail adding its new profile as a tech-forward news enterprise to its traditional profile
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 March 2014 16:00 (twelve years ago)
Correctional policy ideas from a 12-year-old boy
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 March 2014 16:01 (twelve years ago)
"New Technology To Extend Criminal Suffering Until The Nightmares Stop And We Can Finally Live A Normal Life After What That Bastard Did And Not Have To Look Over Our Shoulder When Doing Something As Mundane As Going To Get Groceries Or Even Go Outside For That Manner"
― Evan, Friday, 14 March 2014 16:24 (twelve years ago)
Fans time vasectomies for NCAA tourney
"If you are going to be laid up on the couch for a few days, you might as well get (a vasectomy) done when there is some great college basketball on TV," said Mike LaSalle, a 40-year-old father of two who had a vasectomy Friday. "You had all the conference championship games over the weekend and the NCAA tourney starts this week."
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 17 March 2014 01:06 (twelve years ago)
makes sense
― gbx, Monday, 17 March 2014 01:26 (twelve years ago)
Courtney Love claims to have found missing Malaysian Airlines plane http://nme.assets.ipccdn.co.uk/themes/default/static_images/buy_ticket_button_green.jpg
― in my day this was all feels (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 12:52 (twelve years ago)
BUY TICKETS!
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 13:26 (twelve years ago)
excellent
― Nhex, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 14:19 (twelve years ago)
Mad Men's Creator: Don Draper Represents American Society
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 March 2014 20:22 (twelve years ago)
lmao
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 20 March 2014 21:28 (twelve years ago)
Georgia lawmakers pass controversial ‘guns everywhere’ bill
― Bryan, Friday, 21 March 2014 22:02 (twelve years ago)
don't know if this 100% fits the thread, but it's a very embarrassing profile that might as well be called "Adam Driver: Why Is He So Hot?"
http://www.bkmag.com/2014/03/03/a-man-among-girls-adam-driver/
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 March 2014 22:11 (twelve years ago)
Tattoo of gun leads to SWAT standoff
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Saturday, 22 March 2014 18:33 (twelve years ago)
wha?
http://i872.photobucket.com/albums/ab286/pstlpkr/josephstalin.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 22 March 2014 21:52 (twelve years ago)
i'm guessing it's related to this - http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/maine-man-sparks-police-standoff-gun-tattoo-stomach-article-1.1726889
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1726887.1395251294!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_1200/gun-tattoo.jpg
what a dumb fucking tattoo
― balls, Saturday, 22 March 2014 21:55 (twelve years ago)
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― pplains, Saturday, 22 March 2014 22:01 (twelve years ago)
lol sometimes my clipboard refuses to copy the right thing, yes it's that story
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Sunday, 23 March 2014 00:59 (twelve years ago)
it's probably wrong to say "someone that stupid deserves to be shot" but...
― Nhex, Sunday, 23 March 2014 22:50 (twelve years ago)
some of his other tattoos are even dumber.
― how's life, Sunday, 23 March 2014 23:17 (twelve years ago)
http://blog.caranddriver.com/puppy-potential-volkswagen-teams-with-rspca-to-teach-dogs-to-drive
― Lee626, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 18:18 (twelve years ago)
Posted April 1
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 19:14 (twelve years ago)
DEA Chief: Please, Think Of The Dogs Before You Legalize Pot
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/02/dogs-marijuana-pets_n_5078556.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false
― Mordy , Wednesday, 2 April 2014 20:46 (twelve years ago)
xp - article notes it was an april fools joke played on the magazine editors (FR5T APR number plate etc.), but being a regular C/D reader am rather sure it's not their joke on the readers. Good Onionesque headline in any case.
― Lee626, Thursday, 3 April 2014 04:38 (twelve years ago)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/pakistan/10745630/Pakistani-9-month-old-baby-accused-of-attempted-murder.html
but mostly sad
― Mordy , Friday, 4 April 2014 23:23 (twelve years ago)
https://roadtrippers.com/blog/harvard-discovers-three-of-its-library-books-are-bound-in-human-flesh
Of course, if this was from The Onion, the three books would be Fifty Shades of Grey, Kenny Loggins' autobiography, and Jimmy Carter's Revolutionary War novel.
― Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 10 April 2014 03:41 (twelve years ago)
Not my discovery, but:
Parrot put on Prozac after being left in garage for three years after repeating screaming name of owner's dead wife
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Thursday, 10 April 2014 20:45 (twelve years ago)
^after repeatedly screaming
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Thursday, 10 April 2014 20:46 (twelve years ago)
aw. parrots are easily mentally damaged things.
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:14 (twelve years ago)
yeah that's a horribly sad story
― balls, Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:17 (twelve years ago)
I don't know about this "owning a pet with a longer lifespan than you that also mimics the English language."
― pplains, Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:27 (twelve years ago)
christ that bird looks horrifying
― Nhex, Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:48 (twelve years ago)
You should see Sarah these days.
― pplains, Thursday, 10 April 2014 22:08 (twelve years ago)
Laboratory-grown vaginas implanted in patients
I've been wondering what Cronenberg was up to.
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Friday, 11 April 2014 05:59 (twelve years ago)
he's been fairly prolific over the last few years
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 11 April 2014 13:27 (twelve years ago)
The full headline is closer to an actual news story but the headline I first saw on twitter was "Vice Journalist Smokes Marijuana During Interview": http://t.co/sRQ1Mf1v4H
― posi riot (some dude), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 14:32 (twelve years ago)
Ragtag Team of Rogue Chihuahuas Terrorizing Arizona Town
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Friday, 18 April 2014 18:20 (twelve years ago)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/7830524/German-throws-puppy-at-Hells-Angels-bikers-then-flees-on-bulldozer.html
― tsrobodo, Saturday, 19 April 2014 08:31 (twelve years ago)
"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear,"
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 19 April 2014 15:57 (twelve years ago)
Arkansas ex-cop killed while trying to set anti-corruption blogger’s hot dog cart on fire
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/19/arkansas-ex-cop-killed-while-trying-to-set-anti-corruption-bloggers-hot-dog-cart-on-fire/
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Sunday, 20 April 2014 13:44 (twelve years ago)