Study finds 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is an STD
― Lee626, Friday, 7 March 2014 14:47 (ten years ago) link
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20140305/wicker-park/kickstarter-fail-artist-raises-51k-publish-books-burns-them-alley
― chive on you crazy diamond (diamonddave85), Friday, 7 March 2014 22:01 (ten years ago) link
Wait so this jackass didn't think to include the shipping cost in the amount he was asking per book?
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 March 2014 22:24 (ten years ago) link
Campbell said he spent $30,000 of the Kickstarter money to print 2,000 copies of the 200-page hardback book and then spent more money to include a dead wasp inside of each book.
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 March 2014 22:27 (ten years ago) link
Sorry to hear that u failed to print stick figures on paper and put them in the mail, guy
― Dan I., Saturday, 8 March 2014 02:06 (ten years ago) link
this is the best because the only losers in this story are people that would pay money for a book of webcomics
― perfect puppy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 8 March 2014 02:32 (ten years ago) link
He's probably mentally ill tbh; and he did deliver 700 books to people. Obviously lost his mind
― Nhex, Saturday, 8 March 2014 03:47 (ten years ago) link
yeah, i'm def sad for dude's mental health, but good luck getting me to find a modicum of empathy for people who gave some dude $35 for a book of stick figures
― perfect puppy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 8 March 2014 04:04 (ten years ago) link
must... refrain... from... hipster... puppy... book... comment...
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 March 2014 07:29 (ten years ago) link
ahahha
― socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 8 March 2014 15:28 (ten years ago) link
uhh i've been following this guy's comics for like five years now. he's very good at what he does and has a history of deep trolling. iirc he previously claimed that he just pretends to be depressed for the $$$ etc
― micah, Saturday, 8 March 2014 16:02 (ten years ago) link
sounds like denial, depression is not a good money maker
― Nhex, Sunday, 9 March 2014 03:29 (ten years ago) link
Women: Hot Guys Don’t Drive Mail Truckshttp://cdn.govexec.com/media/img/upload/2014/02/18/021814mailtrucksGE/medium.jpg
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 03:34 (ten years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2579884/Perrie-Edwards-mums-fury-Holby-City-story-line-deranged-fan-plots-decapitate-singer-rusty-chainsaw-obsession-1Ds-Zayn-Malik.html
― soref, Thursday, 13 March 2014 13:10 (ten years ago) link
publish-books-burn-them-alley
― j., Thursday, 13 March 2014 13:13 (ten years ago) link
xpost looks more like a daily mash article
― tsrobodo, Thursday, 13 March 2014 16:48 (ten years ago) link
apologies for two Mail links in a row but this is great
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1545560_653608554700595_73441332_n.png
― trying to emulate Kirk Cobain with a shrill, shouting voice (DJ Mencap), Friday, 14 March 2014 15:33 (ten years ago) link
lol what the fucking fuck
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 March 2014 15:34 (ten years ago) link
ws time distortion pill
― Eric H., Friday, 14 March 2014 15:49 (ten years ago) link
Ellie Lolzwhatthefuckingfuck
― glumdalclitch, Friday, 14 March 2014 15:54 (ten years ago) link
futuristic techniques in torture is pretty much exactly what we should expect from the mail adding its new profile as a tech-forward news enterprise to its traditional profile
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 March 2014 16:00 (ten years ago) link
Correctional policy ideas from a 12-year-old boy
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 March 2014 16:01 (ten years ago) link
"New Technology To Extend Criminal Suffering Until The Nightmares Stop And We Can Finally Live A Normal Life After What That Bastard Did And Not Have To Look Over Our Shoulder When Doing Something As Mundane As Going To Get Groceries Or Even Go Outside For That Manner"
― Evan, Friday, 14 March 2014 16:24 (ten years ago) link
Fans time vasectomies for NCAA tourney
"If you are going to be laid up on the couch for a few days, you might as well get (a vasectomy) done when there is some great college basketball on TV," said Mike LaSalle, a 40-year-old father of two who had a vasectomy Friday. "You had all the conference championship games over the weekend and the NCAA tourney starts this week."
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 17 March 2014 01:06 (ten years ago) link
makes sense
― gbx, Monday, 17 March 2014 01:26 (ten years ago) link
Courtney Love claims to have found missing Malaysian Airlines plane http://nme.assets.ipccdn.co.uk/themes/default/static_images/buy_ticket_button_green.jpg
― in my day this was all feels (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 12:52 (ten years ago) link
BUY TICKETS!
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 13:26 (ten years ago) link
excellent
― Nhex, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 14:19 (ten years ago) link
Mad Men's Creator: Don Draper Represents American Society
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 March 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link
lmao
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 20 March 2014 21:28 (ten years ago) link
Georgia lawmakers pass controversial ‘guns everywhere’ bill
― Bryan, Friday, 21 March 2014 22:02 (ten years ago) link
don't know if this 100% fits the thread, but it's a very embarrassing profile that might as well be called "Adam Driver: Why Is He So Hot?"
http://www.bkmag.com/2014/03/03/a-man-among-girls-adam-driver/
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 March 2014 22:11 (ten years ago) link
Tattoo of gun leads to SWAT standoff
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Saturday, 22 March 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link
wha?
http://i872.photobucket.com/albums/ab286/pstlpkr/josephstalin.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 22 March 2014 21:52 (ten years ago) link
i'm guessing it's related to this - http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/maine-man-sparks-police-standoff-gun-tattoo-stomach-article-1.1726889
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1726887.1395251294!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_1200/gun-tattoo.jpg
what a dumb fucking tattoo
― balls, Saturday, 22 March 2014 21:55 (ten years ago) link
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― pplains, Saturday, 22 March 2014 22:01 (ten years ago) link
lol sometimes my clipboard refuses to copy the right thing, yes it's that story
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Sunday, 23 March 2014 00:59 (ten years ago) link
it's probably wrong to say "someone that stupid deserves to be shot" but...
― Nhex, Sunday, 23 March 2014 22:50 (ten years ago) link
some of his other tattoos are even dumber.
― how's life, Sunday, 23 March 2014 23:17 (ten years ago) link
http://blog.caranddriver.com/puppy-potential-volkswagen-teams-with-rspca-to-teach-dogs-to-drive
― Lee626, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 18:18 (ten years ago) link
Posted April 1
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 19:14 (ten years ago) link
DEA Chief: Please, Think Of The Dogs Before You Legalize Pot
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/02/dogs-marijuana-pets_n_5078556.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false
― Mordy , Wednesday, 2 April 2014 20:46 (ten years ago) link
xp - article notes it was an april fools joke played on the magazine editors (FR5T APR number plate etc.), but being a regular C/D reader am rather sure it's not their joke on the readers. Good Onionesque headline in any case.
― Lee626, Thursday, 3 April 2014 04:38 (ten years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/pakistan/10745630/Pakistani-9-month-old-baby-accused-of-attempted-murder.html
but mostly sad
― Mordy , Friday, 4 April 2014 23:23 (ten years ago) link
https://roadtrippers.com/blog/harvard-discovers-three-of-its-library-books-are-bound-in-human-flesh
Of course, if this was from The Onion, the three books would be Fifty Shades of Grey, Kenny Loggins' autobiography, and Jimmy Carter's Revolutionary War novel.
― Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 10 April 2014 03:41 (ten years ago) link
Not my discovery, but:
Parrot put on Prozac after being left in garage for three years after repeating screaming name of owner's dead wife
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Thursday, 10 April 2014 20:45 (ten years ago) link
^after repeatedly screaming
― Congratulations! And my condolences. (Sanpaku), Thursday, 10 April 2014 20:46 (ten years ago) link
aw. parrots are easily mentally damaged things.
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:14 (ten years ago) link
yeah that's a horribly sad story
― balls, Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:17 (ten years ago) link
I don't know about this "owning a pet with a longer lifespan than you that also mimics the English language."
― pplains, Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:27 (ten years ago) link