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Ice Capades: escapades

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:00 (twelve years ago)

Michelle Shocked. Good grief, that one only took 25 years to sink in.

pplains, Monday, 10 March 2014 00:19 (twelve years ago)

lol Morbs. What did you think capades were?

continually topping myself (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 10 March 2014 00:31 (twelve years ago)

there's a restaurant i drive past sometimes at the top of a gently sloping incline called 'thai on the hill' which i have come to think might be a lonely goatherd pun.

estela, Monday, 10 March 2014 00:31 (twelve years ago)

just got that "true detective" is a play on "turd detective"

a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Monday, 10 March 2014 00:34 (twelve years ago)

Lode Runner/ Road-runner

Doctor Casino, Monday, 10 March 2014 00:57 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

Girls Aloud (thanks to Glenn Frey for clarifying this one)

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 12:28 (twelve years ago)

Don't get it?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 12:46 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/RQw6rx6.jpg

, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 12:48 (twelve years ago)

Ah! I thought the puns was something like "curse aloud", which would've been weak.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 13:08 (twelve years ago)

Michelle Shocked. Good grief, that one only took 25 years to sink in.

Just saw this, and just got this right now. Never even occurred to me that it might be a pun :-(

ailsa, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 14:59 (twelve years ago)

omg. Me too.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 16:49 (twelve years ago)

whoa

i had to say it out loud just now and heeeey

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 17:56 (twelve years ago)

Ah! I thought the puns was something like "curse aloud", which would've been weak.
--Tuomas

The "come trues" of our time

open-y, ob-la-da (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 17:59 (twelve years ago)

lol Morbs. What did you think capades were?

Arena spectacles meant to bore small children to tears.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 18:15 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

The nasty party = the nazi party?

Alba, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 12:35 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Not a pun exactly but it's only just occurred to me that the slang word "phizzog" is likely a corruption of "visage"

[email protected]_U (wins), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 06:56 (twelve years ago)

Physiognomy, more likely (which may be related to visage).

nickn, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 07:08 (twelve years ago)

it was physiognomy and they come from distinct roots

visage

Middle English: via Old French from Latin visus ‘sight’, from videre ‘to see’.

physiognomy

Origin

late Middle English: from Old French phisonomie, via medieval Latin from Greek phusiognōmonia ‘judging of a man's nature (by his features)’, based on gnōmōn ‘a judge, interpreter’.

arid banter (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 07:17 (twelve years ago)

slang etymologies that you had misconstrued

conrad, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 09:36 (twelve years ago)

Oh. There you go

[email protected]_U (wins), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 09:43 (twelve years ago)

Is smashing pumpkins a pun?
― B'wana Beast, Monday, 5 November 2012 07:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

OMG as in "fantastic jugs" and/or "destroying fruit"?

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 12:45 (twelve years ago)

no idea if "pumpkins" is a word to describe jugs

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 12:45 (twelve years ago)

loooooool @ that thought

Who whom kissed? (imago), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 12:47 (twelve years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/29/article-0-0BD23771000005DC-457_468x596.jpg

how's life, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 12:55 (twelve years ago)

3.1 Origin of name

Most answers to this question are only semi-serious, as they've heard it way
too often. The March '93 fan club newsletter gave the following story:

"Gene Simmons came to us in a dream and said: 'Joe Strummer is a pumpkin,
drunken and smashed.'"

On Vieuphoria, they simply said "It's a joke." However, the most serious
answer comes from an interview with D'Arcy by the Washington Post(11/19/93):

"The name of the band is a stupid name, a dumb bad joke and a bad idea, OK?"
she says. "Billy named the band before there even was a band. He was like, 'I'm
gonna have a band and it's gonna be called this.' 'Smashing' is not a verb,
it's an adjective. It's not like we like to smash pumpkins or anything. And we
are not amused by pumpkin jokes anymore."

So, there you have it. "Smashing" is an adjective, not a verb (think British
here if you're still having trouble). :-)

how's life, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 12:56 (twelve years ago)

ari up

i r stupid

doctrine the house (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 22:19 (twelve years ago)

just got that "true detective" is a play on "turd detective"

― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Sunday, March 9, 2014 8:34 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

macklemorange is the new wack (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 22:34 (twelve years ago)

ari up

i r stupid

ooof

rage against martin sheen (sic), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 00:13 (twelve years ago)

still unsure if phil "the power" taylor is a pun

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 12:24 (twelve years ago)

i guess, if you have longed for an old pun that you hadn't heard for ages, you can post about it here too.
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, December 1, 2004 3:40 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol <3 this nonsense.

estela, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 13:01 (twelve years ago)

someone's got to make power suits

dn/ac (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 13:02 (twelve years ago)

I had no idea the "Vesper Lynd" (from Casino Royale) was a pun until it was pointed out to me by the internet today.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 13:20 (twelve years ago)

Had to google it.

That's How Strong My Dub Is (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 13:30 (twelve years ago)

have heard before but remain skeptical. it is so crappy. is there some kind of authoritative confirmation? i mean, why would Flem bother with the D at the end if that was legit?

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 14:41 (twelve years ago)

Is Courtney Love a pun on 'Courtly Love'? I had just assumed this was the case for like, about a decade, since I first heard the latter term, but I've just come across someone who seems to think it's a coincidence?

soref, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 09:27 (eleven years ago)

unless her parents were fans of tenuous puns, no.

3kDk (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 09:46 (eleven years ago)

courtly love is a very well known literary term so I don't think it's that tenuous. always assumed it was a pun too

Kiss Screaming Seagull Her Seagull Her (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 09:56 (eleven years ago)

unless her parents were fans of tenuous puns, no.

Courtney Michelle Love (born Courtney Michelle Harrison, July 9, 1964)

so I think it's a name she adopted herself at some point?

soref, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 10:01 (eleven years ago)

so it was, my bad.

3kDk (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 10:13 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Someone just said "legally blind" on the Commonwealth Games coverage and Legally Blonde clicked.

Alba, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

Ha I just got that one recently too.

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:32 (eleven years ago)

Yeah it took me a few years that one

kinder, Monday, 28 July 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

not seeing it

your favourite misread ILX threads (darraghmac), Monday, 28 July 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)

Empire claim it is a pun on 'legally bound', which is almost as weak: http://www.empireonline.com/empireblogs/words-from-the-wise/post/p1164

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 28 July 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

yeah tbh neither rly work imo

Serious Men raised by the Issues Movement (darraghmac), Monday, 28 July 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

i mentioned the title when it was about to come out (i was 12) and my mom yelled at me for making an insensitive joke in her "shhh don't say that out loud!" voice and i seriously had no idea what she was talking about

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)

the title is pretty much gibberish w/o knowing the pun tho

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 05:39 (eleven years ago)

i mean it's legal for her to be blonde, it isn't illegal, still makes sense

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 06:06 (eleven years ago)

I think "Legally Blonde" is actually a pretty good title, because the whole point of the movie is to satirize the idea that being a blonde cheerleader type means you're somehow "handicapped". Also, it's about a blonde who studies law, so the title also has a nice double meaning.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 11:47 (eleven years ago)


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