rolling new food laboratory inventions for american chain restaurants thread

doesn't all the potato just seep out while you eat??

You're right, they should fry that into a potato pancake first.

hash browns already on mcD's menu no?

Menu value pack includes a stuffed animal and the soothing voice of your late mother.

Japanese potato salad is a distinct and wonderful thing (and ace for hangovers).

http://www.pizza-pockets.com/menu/img/new/newPizzaImg13113.jpg

yes please

and i would gladly pay an additional 280 elephants for a basket of wedges to go with

if your food doesn't come with ikea-like instructions, i'm not interested tbh

they had me until broccoli florets

D:

there should be a rolling new food laboratory inventions for american chain restaurants thread east asia edition

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-aS8pPxZIVT4/UwX4-lJeYPI/AAAAAAAALMI/feVDgxhEeCo/s640/hong-kong-kfc-pizza-dog-sign.jpg

yes!

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-UO1qqI9Vd9o/UwX5AHkgJ3I/AAAAAAAALL0/WOJHEoE-Myo/s640/hong-kong-kfc-pizza-dog.jpg

http://www.isidorsfugue.com/2014/02/the-pizza-dog-at-kfc-in-hong-kong.html

that's some intense fetish shit there

want

Or just chain restaurants, non-monolingual Anglophone Rest of World, even

http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-4XSUQ4bsWTg/UuZlfucDdVI/AAAAAAAAKhU/HiT5FFmXRM0/s640/prosperity-singapore.jpg
i will cop to wanting to try a mclychee fizz, though it sounds like the name of a one-legged prospector in an old western movie

or lychee mcfizz, either way. Huat ah!

pizza dog does not look good. is it half of a hot dog? or is the hot dog submerged into the pizza?

mcdonald's steppin on arby's curly fry game outside of america i see

excuse me, "golden twister fries"

iirc arby's uses them as a way to recycle substandard potatoes into a saleable product

iirc arby's roast beef is made from powder and gelatin

prosperity beef, mcdonald's u.s. should try that one, might deflect some of their labor troubles

I have grown to love austerity beef

Arby's really is the worst tasting chain food I think I have ever eaten

to full appreciate arby's, you have to loudly order two "Big Montanas" and then look around the restaurant expecting everyone's approval.

since chinese new year, traditional fries have been unavailable at mcdonalds in favor of curly fries (at least when i left in february)
DYAO PLEASE CONFIRM

my lunch yesterday was 2 mcdonalds poutines. they replaced the back in the day plastic containers with a waxed cardboard box, which isn't an improvement.

http://foodology.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/944809_10153605372650427_1916959660_n-620x229.jpg

I will not return to this thread until the people here stop slandering Arby's

tbf I was repeating an oft heard rumor about the rb being made of powder and gelatin. i heard similar stories about BK onion rings.

i ate at arby's this week. i was almost broke too, but i hadn't had any junk food in so long and had just gone to a mind-deadening meeting next to the arby's so i felt it was propitious.

but i ordered the wrong thing and wasted my opportunity. shoulda just got roast beef. : (

dylaaaan how did you order that, did you just say, '2 poutines plz'

and did they react any, like, '2? 2?'

the american dream is a cruel joke, still no poutine

My friend and I purchased an entire Arby's roast one summer. they sliced it up and gave it to us in tin foil. they then sold us the real deal arby's buns for something like 15c per. we ate arby's roast beef sandwiches like they were apples that summer.

Lychee McFizz sounds like someone's pr0n name. It probably tastes good though.

you cut them into slices and put peanut butter on them?? xp

we ate the outsides and threw the centers in the compost

we planted an arby's and a franchise grew in his backyard

time was, you could buy yerself an entire arbys roast. now you kids have your pizza dogs and dorito tacos

that same summer, I saw an elephant ear stand parked near a 7-eleven burn to the ground. I didn't tweet about it.

龜's guide to eating at Arby's:

1. Skip the roast beef offerings and go straight to the chicken fingers

2. Ask for the honey mustard

3. Get that shit with curly fries

4. With your drink cup, take it to the soda fountain and fill it with unsweetened ice tea (virtually unheard of at other restaurants)

5. Avail yourself of the sauce bar (the best in the business.) Horsey sauce arby's sauce, ketchup, notice how it's take-as-much-as-you-want and not gingerly parceled out to you one foil packet at a time. Feel grateful

I got a chicken finger that was virtually uncooked one time and the staff was so blasé about it that I have been loathe to return

that can happen. the fryer has a timer. you drop the chicken and press the timer. you shouldn't have to check it. but I saw this happen at DQ once as well.

xpost the best sauce that Arby's has is the red sauce on the beef n' cheddar. they do not offer this sauce at the bar.

龜, what is your take on the arby's turnover situation

Man I never fucked with that

taco bell dessert empanadas?

Nah man. I don't really got a sweet tooth

Last time I had a chain food dessert invention was the bacon sundae upthread

龜, if you are a chicken fingers aficianado and ever find yourself in the deep south and see a Zaxby's, you owe it to yourself to stop in for a five-piece, seriously.

Actually, Hardee's has surprisingly good chicken fingers now, too.

Is there a name for the thing they do in the south where you get some chicken strips, fries, TOAST and cole slaw? And it's like the best shit ever?

to full appreciate arby's, you have to loudly order two "Big Montanas" and then look around the restaurant expecting everyone's approval.

^^^ this is someone who has definitely been in an Arby's. Arby's here is a homeless/tweaker hangout these days so I don't go.