Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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god this thread is depressing the hell out of me

― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.barrymorgenstein.com/Musicians/images/StevenTyler.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

linday, here, take 25 lbs. i don't need it. i swear.

― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.deanguitars.com/content/imagelib3/ccdeville/cc.jpg

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"it was the house of whores, then it became the house of horrors"

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I just don't understand.

― mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, is this were the C on T meme got started?

(thanx, cutty)

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 19 May 2005 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

The whole "Behind the Music" hubris --> crackwhore curve has really sped up recently hasn't it? Redemption may be just days away.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I realize that comment qualifies me for most clichéd post of the day, perhaps. But it seems like it was only yesterday that she was changing bodies with Jamie Lee Curtis.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is harshing my pre-star wars buzz

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 19 May 2005 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, is this were the C on T meme got started?

it was this thread and also a fran drescher thread that was going on at the same time...!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 19 May 2005 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

there needs to be a happy medium for Lohan between jailbait cute and Courtney Love. In a lot of the natural photos posted she still looks too young to perv on.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 19 May 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

...or a happy medium between jailbait cute and healthy?

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 19 May 2005 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

That IS a bad drag act and not Lindsay, yes?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 May 2005 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

*prays to Allah it is*

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 19 May 2005 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

C'mon that last picture of her on stage is pretty awesome. A female Steven Tyler would kick ass.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Rolling Stone should love her even more then, logically.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

People people I already said this but that is not a drag queen or Steven Tyler.

http://www.celebritygo.net/comics3/geri-halliwell/geri-halliwell-02.jpg

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

omg, what happened to my sweet, sweet Ginger Spice?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

that reminds me of so many bad bachelor-pad/dorm posters - the one with the 'got cookies' double-Ds.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually that series of pictures is a bit old, she seems to have turned a bit more Ginger Spicey again. Hope for Lohan.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude the DOG PICTURE from that! Like umm the DOG PICTURE!

― nabiscothingy (nory), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, to be a golden retriever

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah the dog pic is...something else.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

WTF, Milo, that picture looks like evidence from the dog's sexual-assault trial!!!

― nabiscothingy, Thursday, 19 May 2005 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my God, Lindsay. Pull it together.

I am about to sound like your mother -- or, rather, what your mother should sound like were she not too busy dealing with your deadbeat father to notice how strange you look -- so get ready. And stand up straight.

Young lady, do you know who you look like with your hair like that? Are you ready for this? Hilary Duff. Yes, I know you're thinner than she is, and that's an entirely different discussion, although I suppose this all does prove once and for all that your boobies are real. Yes, I said "boobies." Don't "Mooom" me! As I was saying: do you really want to be running around town looking like a girl who was in a silly TV show and then made a couple of movies with boys on the WB? Do you? I didn't think so. And I know the hair is allegedly for a role, but I really hope you're not thinking about keeping it that way, because blondes have more fun or some cockamamie reason, because, missy, let me tell you a thing or two: you look like every skinny blonde starlet in town like this, thing one, and thing two? Thing two is that, for your information, redheads are all over the runways this season, so your real hair color -- in addition to looking so pretty on you, sweetie -- is really very chic. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Blondes are a dime -- don't you dare walk out on me when I am talking to you!

I haven't even started on your outfit. What are those SHORTS? Why don't you just cuff them and we can start calling you "Baby" and making jokes about putting you in the corner. You just look so messy, sweetie. And you're such a pretty girl, why is everything so baggy and ill-fitting and layered and wrongly proportioned?

You used to be so adorable! Come here, and look at these pictures with me. Look at you here!

What happened? Is it because you're hanging around with those girls? I told you I don't like you spending so much time with that Nicole Richie. I used to think she was all right, but she spends so much time in the bathroom. No! No -- don't you dare try and tell me she has irritable bowels, Lindsay. I will give YOU an irritable bowel if you interupt me one more time, so help me God. I have SEEN that girl and if her bowels are irritated, it's because there's nothing moving through them.

No, it's not "ew," it's sad, and I don't want you hanging out with her anymore. Honey, seriously. I just want to help. I want to help, and for you to wear either shorts, or pants, but not these Federline-inspired shortpris. Okay? Now, I know you've had a hard time since you and WhatsHisName, Wilber, broke up -- sorry, WilMER, WilMER, although I don't know what kind of name WILMER is -- sorry, sweetie, I know. It smarts. It still smarts. Come here and let me hug you.

There, there. Now, let's go to Barney's and get you some real pants. We can TP Wilmer's place on the way home. Go get your shoes.

(courtesy Go Fug Yourself)

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Bobblehead mania. Before and after shots of actresses.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 20 May 2005 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Digital boob downsize? (From Rush & M0ll0y)

Bouncy teen pinup Lindsay Lohan may be a little too, well, bouncy, for Disney.

Moms at early test screenings of "Herbie: Fully Loaded" clucked about her being too prominent upfront to the point that execs spent more than $1 million to digitally downsize La Lohan's bosom and draw in higher necklines, reports Us Weekly. Lindsay's rep laughed off allegations of any alterations ...

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/lohan-bikini.jpg

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Friday, 27 May 2005 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I think my boss just saw me looking at very scantily clad Gerri pix.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 27 May 2005 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

If he asks you to have a drink with his wife, run.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 27 May 2005 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/lindsaylohanrobertaltman03.jpg

that's robert altman

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

oh, and lindsay lohan duh

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

My heart skips a beat whenever I see this thread...

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

Did you see where Bob Altman said something about Lindsay Loman, and Miss L. yelled out from the back "Lo-HAN, it;s Lo-HAN!"

She can, in a strange way, have that typical Altman female look, long hair, ultra-feminine, kinda natural.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe I said on here that Lohan and Amanda Bynes were the only two I liked at all -- both immediate proceeded to become scary underweight insectoid shrillmonsters.

― nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

mary where is that loman story turning up?? i read it here.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

Ms. Lohan has grown too thin and trashy to warrant a thread of this size.

This thread is now about Mean Girls co-star Lacey Chabert

http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/6597/meanlacey9ni.jpg

― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

JUST START A NEW ONE

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

that's robert altman

On the set of Prairie Home Companion I hope?

― Zed Szetlian (Finn MacCool), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

I think I maybe read it on Debaser or Gawker.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 10:21 (twenty years ago)

The Lohan looked kind of scary in her last SNL appearance (or at least the monologue). Heavy, heavy makeup, rail thin, like a cracked out Olsen Twin.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

Heavy, heavy makeup, rail thin, like a cracked out Olsen Twin.

A cracked-out coke head, then? Seems a bit excessive.

― Zed Szetlian (Finn MacCool), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/25873.htm
NYPOST pg 6 "Sightings" ... LINDSAY Lohan "making a lot of bathroom trips" during her 19th birthday celebration at Il Sole in West Hollywood . . .
that's gossip page "code" for "cokehead" yeah.

― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

it remains to be seens whether the press will still be interested after all the stonewalling & diversionary tactics that will go on. Who's up for another anthrax attack? It worked last time to get the P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act passed. Who's up for the Lohan sextape getting leaked?

-- kingfish (jdsalmo...), July 13th, 2005.

I am ready for the last part there.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

Why do people even give a shit whether she's "cracked out" or not? How the fuck would they know?

I will never understand the sickness that compels people to channel their hatred at celebrities.

― what's in it for you? (dymaxia), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

Lindsay Lohan was at a New Orleans club; so were my little sister and her friends. Lindsay left, but forgot her purse. My sister and her friends found it. AND THEY FOUND THE COKE INSIDE.

They sold their story to US Weekly, and of course Lohan's reps denied it, but still, we have proof! Not that we needed any, really.

― nory (nory), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/lohan.asp

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

SCARY:

ihttp://www.usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2005/August/yes_please_lindsaylohan-vmas11.jpg

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

lindsay why you break heart?

― haitch online poker (haitch), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

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