lol seriously by the halfway mark I was silently praying that that would not be part of it
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:01 (twelve years ago)
Hooray, I've ordered _Monsters_ from the library. After viewing the trailer on youtube, it was pretty amusing to read the comments. A perky mix of dopes who adore the movie and bros who are real mad about the movie being boring relationship crap that shouldn't be called MONSTERS c'mon wtf suxx.
― Øystein, Thursday, 27 February 2014 22:08 (twelve years ago)
yeah rented Monsters last night cuz of this thread (haven't watched it yet)
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 27 February 2014 22:13 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WDXpZvbpl8
Hope they included this on the soundtrack, best Godzilla raps!
― Tuomas, Thursday, 27 February 2014 22:35 (twelve years ago)
"Monsters" rules, if you don't like it you don't like people, you monsters.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 February 2014 22:50 (twelve years ago)
ppl suck, monsters rule
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2014 23:26 (twelve years ago)
Hope the new subtitles are as on point as this:
https://24.media.tumblr.com/eed86711a981c9b7c6fe8c04aa78c319/tumblr_n25d3vzJl01r1x4nlo1_400.gif
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 22:58 (twelve years ago)
hahaha that one cow is hauling ass
― balls, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 23:03 (twelve years ago)
Man, I haven't been this excited for a movie based on the trailer since I was 13 and I saw an ad for "Predator" during the commercials in SNL:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC3Mi9vOb_8#t=154
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 6 April 2014 15:09 (twelve years ago)
Short version:
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--pE4I3AlC--/666800864549206056.gif
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 6 April 2014 15:10 (twelve years ago)
I have this vague suspicion/hope that Cranston will be TOO good in this movie, accurately capturing the fury and horror a scientist would feel in this apocalyptic scenario, the way Battle:Los Angeles got across how utterly miserable it would be to endure an alien invasion.
― da croupier, Sunday, 6 April 2014 16:06 (twelve years ago)
"why would my character smile and light a cigar? yes, godzilla has fallen, but the scenario that caused his return remains...his wife is still dead...sure, there would be some relief but...no...there would still be agony, trauma..."
― da croupier, Sunday, 6 April 2014 16:11 (twelve years ago)
heh.
Anyway, Cranston and Juliette Binoche! Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Elizabeth Olsen! Ken Watanabe and Sally Hawkins! David Strathairn! From a director equally adept with people and effects! If anything this whole movie is too good for "Godzilla."
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 6 April 2014 16:12 (twelve years ago)
nothing is too good for Godzilla
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Sunday, 6 April 2014 16:17 (twelve years ago)
To step on.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 6 April 2014 16:22 (twelve years ago)
wld really love to see someone edit a trailer together for the 1998 godzilla that resembles this ad campaign
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 6 April 2014 17:02 (twelve years ago)
hoo boy SIZE MATTERS
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Sunday, 6 April 2014 17:19 (twelve years ago)
eeeeeeee so excited
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 6 April 2014 17:33 (twelve years ago)
The only way they could shape a trailer for that 1998 movie into something that looked the least bit thrilling or scary would be to not show any scenes or any of the cast and just have the sound of Godzilla walking and buildings falling over a black screen. Then at the end it just says "Godzilla" in big white letters. And it does not mention the director.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 6 April 2014 18:39 (twelve years ago)
Okay, what is the pterodactyl thing?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1pX97_0rxU
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:52 (twelve years ago)
How I'm reading it now, which is totally flipping the movie upside down for me, is that Godzilla was subdued and in captivity and they let him go to fight this pterodactyl thing and now everything is going to hell.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:55 (twelve years ago)
Rodan!
cautiously optimistic about this, based on Monsters.
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:56 (twelve years ago)
My knowledge of Godzilla adversaries is minimal, so I knew the name Rodan but didn't know that's what it was. WOO!
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:57 (twelve years ago)
like my vid-store buddy noted, I take it as a good sign that there's other monsters in the mix, instead of just some generic city smashin and subway hidin
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:00 (twelve years ago)
(one of the old SunOS system manuals had examples that used all the various monster names.)
― koogs, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:37 (twelve years ago)
how do they spend like a trillion dollars making godzilla look real and then the statue of liberty looks like a FF7 cutscene
it's a fucking statue you can just make a decent-looking miniature for like $8
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 05:09 (twelve years ago)
They polish these movies all the way up until the week of release. I'd be shocked if that didn't look much better in the theater.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 05:24 (twelve years ago)
they polish the shit that ends up in trailers first
my point stands anyway, why the fuck make a statue out of CGI
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 05:31 (twelve years ago)
That's supposed to be the Las Vegas replica of the Statue of Liberty
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 05:35 (twelve years ago)
hrm it costs a lot less to do shit using cg than to make a real model and do the same.
― fit and working again, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 05:48 (twelve years ago)
i literally just made a realer looking model using two paperclips and flintstones vitamin
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 05:50 (twelve years ago)
Just saw it!
http://www.sketchplease.com/tag/krypton
Pretty good!
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:01 (twelve years ago)
Er, that was supposed to be Godzilla giving a thumbs up
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:02 (twelve years ago)
Anyway, this was fun! Surprisingly true to the spirit of the old movies.
Lotsa cool shots. Gareth Edwards really knows how to sell the scale of everything.
Humans, like in all Godzilla movies, are there to be witnesses and explain stuff. Anyone complaining about this is kind of a schmuck, IMO.
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:06 (twelve years ago)
awesome
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:33 (twelve years ago)
Also want to note that the trailers made this seem like it was going to be a lot more dour and self-serious than it is. It's pure b-movie, as a Godzilla picture should be.
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:55 (twelve years ago)
on second-viewing, the trailers look kinda cheesy maybe?
― Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:56 (twelve years ago)
It hits the right combo of awe and cheese, IMO
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Friday, 16 May 2014 03:01 (twelve years ago)
The best part: Godzilla looks and acts like Godzilla.
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Friday, 16 May 2014 03:06 (twelve years ago)
?
― Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 03:06 (twelve years ago)
he memorized all his lines and stopped wearing the perm
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 May 2014 03:19 (twelve years ago)
Jhericurlzilla was the worst.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 16 May 2014 03:21 (twelve years ago)
I have to say it's Mr. Day-Lewis's most stunning role yet
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Friday, 16 May 2014 03:23 (twelve years ago)
(godzilla) stopped wearing the perm― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, May 15, 2014
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, May 15, 2014
too bad. 'zilla's hair was a key part of the character.
http://www.aux.tv/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Godskrilla.jpg
― Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 03:24 (twelve years ago)
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Thursday, May 15, 2014 10:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
isn't the perceived self-seriousness the reason every nerd is blowing their wad over this loooool
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:00 (twelve years ago)
It takes itself seriously just enough.
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:10 (twelve years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bnx9n29IEAAo8lf.jpg
― Οὖτις, Friday, 16 May 2014 21:32 (twelve years ago)
tbf broderick was the least of that thing's problems but I hope that answers zachlyon's question
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 16 May 2014 22:00 (twelve years ago)
what does godzilla's roar sound like in this new version?
― display name changed. (amateurist), Friday, 16 May 2014 22:14 (twelve years ago)
a choir of angels
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 16 May 2014 22:19 (twelve years ago)