why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Yeah, that really changes the tenor of the thread... happy to have it hidden behind the bookmark veil.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 14:03 (twelve years ago)

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That's So (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 17:54 (twelve years ago)

Here's another "I'm pretty sure he didn't say that" example, and it's also a really irritating quote

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Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:57 (twelve years ago)

DURR EVERYTHING IS FUCKED UP DURR WHY IS THAT WHY

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:58 (twelve years ago)

whoo boy

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we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:08 (twelve years ago)

yeah thats

Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:09 (twelve years ago)

Is that possible?

Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:12 (twelve years ago)

I forgets to eat

soref, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:15 (twelve years ago)

my best/worst ilx moment was about that very topic

we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:23 (twelve years ago)

forgetting to eat is a thing

Dan I., Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:25 (twelve years ago)

oh it's a thing alright

we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:29 (twelve years ago)

I forget to eat! I am not skinny!

carl agatha, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:31 (twelve years ago)

that thread was not my finest hour
i just looked at it and i just seem like i was in a terrible mood

we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:33 (twelve years ago)

probably forgot to eat that day

j., Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:34 (twelve years ago)

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*shakes head, laughs knowingly*

you nailed it, george takei!

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:45 (twelve years ago)

too lazy to photoshop coffee measuring cup notation onto a syringe

erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:54 (twelve years ago)

I hate that trope - "I am such a thoroughly unpleasant person that I automatically dislike anyone who talks to me before I've injested a stimulant"

frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:59 (twelve years ago)

#mydunkin

Evan, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:02 (twelve years ago)

frogbs otm

the immortal jellyfish will never die (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:09 (twelve years ago)

coffee jokes like this are an outlet for our deep love of alcohol, marijuana, and prescription drugs, which you can't really profess your affection for in a work environment.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:32 (twelve years ago)

It's not that I dislike you before that point, I just can't form words.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:42 (twelve years ago)

I should say, it's not necessarily that I dislike you, although if I do, I'm going to feel the same after my coffee too.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:42 (twelve years ago)

the thing i hate almost the most about the internet is how these horrible jokes turn into huge memes and they get reconstructed into a million different jokes except they're all the same exact joke just told in a slightly different order and i can never escape these jokes

a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 02:27 (twelve years ago)

don't talk to me after i've had my coffee

clouds, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 04:47 (twelve years ago)

Haha

carl agatha, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 12:21 (twelve years ago)

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resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 27 February 2014 04:28 (twelve years ago)

hmmm yeah maybe I'll go to china

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2014 04:39 (twelve years ago)

i've never been to me

föllakzoidberg (electricsound), Thursday, 27 February 2014 04:46 (twelve years ago)

the dalai lama told me to shit in a rattan suitcase

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:13 (twelve years ago)

you went there

ronald jerfman (anky), Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:51 (twelve years ago)

lol veg

balls, Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:59 (twelve years ago)

:D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:59 (twelve years ago)

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death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Thursday, 27 February 2014 14:33 (twelve years ago)

You hear that, gays?! Get to work, I don't have all day here people!

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 February 2014 14:34 (twelve years ago)

I hate that trope - "I am such a thoroughly unpleasant person that I automatically dislike anyone who talks to me before I've injested a stimulant"

― frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:59 (2 days ago) Permalink

It's an actual thing though -- it's called being addicted to stimulants. I guess we addicts are, in a sense, thoroughly unpleasant people.

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:15 (twelve years ago)

Until we get our fix!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:23 (twelve years ago)

i drink more coffee and tea than is probably safe and i hate that meme

clouds, Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:31 (twelve years ago)

It's an actual thing though -- it's called being addicted to stimulants. I guess we addicts are, in a sense, thoroughly unpleasant people.

yes but it's not exactly a source of pride now is it?

frogbs, Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:35 (twelve years ago)

No certainly not, it's a stupid meme. But it's true.

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:39 (twelve years ago)

what am i supposed to think is more stimulating, your platitudes or my coffee

j., Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:42 (twelve years ago)

honestly I think it was just that McDonalds commercial that soured me on it. basically it was a 20-something dude walking around telling people "don't talk to me, I haven't had my coffee yet". wanders into McDonalds. counter girl says, "would you like to try a ---" and the dude says "don't talk to me, I haven't had my coffee.." and she continues "-premium roast coffee for a dollar?" and laughs. even though this guy literally went into a McDonalds, stood in front of the counter, and told the girl TRYING TO TAKE HER ORDER to shut up. as though he was just going to stand there. This is "funny"?????

frogbs, Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:53 (twelve years ago)

no, it's even worse because his response is something like "talk to me!"

clouds, Thursday, 27 February 2014 16:06 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5h2_eIzoYU

i still think about this stupid commercial all the time

clouds, Thursday, 27 February 2014 16:07 (twelve years ago)

ahahaha someone remembers it!! I'll never wrap my head around what happens at :11 there

frogbs, Thursday, 27 February 2014 16:19 (twelve years ago)

That guy was Zooey Deschanel's ex-boyfriend in New Girl.

The Whittrick and Puddock (dowd), Thursday, 27 February 2014 16:22 (twelve years ago)

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bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 27 February 2014 18:18 (twelve years ago)

psychologistspsychotics say

4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 27 February 2014 18:31 (twelve years ago)

"...so why haven't you called me lately"

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 February 2014 18:33 (twelve years ago)

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set the trolls for the heart of the sun (how's life), Sunday, 2 March 2014 19:36 (twelve years ago)

That's bs. Bad things happen to you without you "earning" it, why must good things be earned?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 2 March 2014 20:24 (twelve years ago)


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