pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to live

Example of obnoxious kid trying to be cool, actually being so awe-inspiringly lame that he perversely completes a full 360 degrees of lameness and becomes cool again.

http://i.imgur.com/8Y9dvdc.png

I guess dinnerware isn't real either.

i def ate family dinner off paper plates on several occasions

should've prayed harder.

Is his dad Kenny Powers?

http://i.imgur.com/i13GWWS.jpg

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2014/02/fuckjarule.jpg

What began as a company’s suspicion that its infrastructure was being hacked turned into a case of a worker outsourcing his own job to a Chinese consulting firm, according to reports that cite an investigation by Verizon’s security team. The man was earning a six-figure salary.

The anonymous company, identified only as a critical infrastructure firm, asked Verizon’s Web security personnel to look into data that showed its virtual private network was being accessed from China — even as the employee whose credentials were used to log in from overseas was sitting in the company’s offices, using his computer.

As Emil Protalinski writes at The Next Web, the company’s security measures included a coded fob which, the investigating team learned, a code developer had shipped to Shenyang, China, so that a company there could perform his assigned work.

And it turns out that the job done in China was above par — the employee’s “code was clean, well written, and submitted in a timely fashion. Quarter after quarter, his performance review noted him as the best developer in the building,” according to the Verizon Security Blog.

And as they learned, his schedule also included sending less than one-fifth of his salary to the Chinese firm. Verizon’s investigators say the evidence they uncovered suggests “Bob” might have had similar arrangements at several companies.

"All told, it looked like he earned several hundred thousand dollars a year, and only had to pay the Chinese consulting firm about fifty grand annually," according to the Security Blog.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/01/16/169528579/outsourced-employee-sends-own-job-to-china-surfs-web

lol

The Verizon team even found that "Bob" kept a regular schedule at his office:

• 9:00 a.m. – Arrive and surf Reddit for a couple of hours. Watch cat videos
• 11:30 a.m. – Take lunch
• 1:00 p.m. – Ebay time.
• 2:00 – ish p.m Facebook updates – LinkedIn
• 4:30 p.m. – End of day update e-mail to management.
• 5:00 p.m. – Go home

that happens every once in a while, usually not with such great results!

i can only hope he is brutally murdered lol!

1:00 p.m. – Ebay time.

xp - i have to admit that sometimes my work day looks something like that, with different websites substituted

Reddit, ebay and linkedin - three of the most popular websites in the world that I just don't get.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkaIr9UCYAAlWtd.jpg:large

is that Calder?

http://i.imgur.com/vySeXkZ.png

Yep, Calder in his home/work studio.

http://i.imgur.com/7LKKhIg.gif

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/60/esq-burts-bees-091313-xlg.jpg

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/mens-fashion/burt-shavitz-burts-bees-turkey-coop-0913

"A good day is when no one shows up and you don’t have to go anywhere."

"A good day is when no one shows up and you don’t have to go anywhere."

otm

half the dudes in rural maine look like that, don't they?

Way more than half!

my friend's father-in-law in vermont totally looks like that

http://31.media.tumblr.com/a32b75b81157d4b5f3b511657efbaca3/tumblr_n4l8osl6TS1qbvanto1_500.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/2WkU0Oz.gif

http://i.imgur.com/RT9fQPb.gif

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9275sRxTu1qdhrwbo1_500.jpg

^ Tracer Hand.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/a-rihanna-meet-greet-vs-an-avril-lavigne-meet-greet

http://i.imgur.com/JJ4BAnt.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-srWmmpOCjI0/T0GLvdOowlI/AAAAAAAABeQ/wX-bVokbO2Q/s400/Thomas-Struth-Eleonor-and-Giles-Robertson.jpg

those Rihanna pictures are great

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1790352/original.jpg

walking the thin line between "how to live" and "bacon"

http://www.asaplive.com/farneimages/jpgs/B0701601.JPG

just two humble lads, henry & tom clough

http://wgno.com/2014/06/12/regular-lady-gets-awesome-funeral/#axzz34X0jOoTP

http://i.imgur.com/W6mRJl3.jpg

picture of person who seems to have figured out how to be dead

it's the disco balls that really get me

and the nail polish

that is heart-warming and horrifying

need a german word for it

One of my alcoholic uncles had a humanist funeral, because a catholic burial was out of the question. He was displayed in a coffin with his scruffy leather jacket and a can of his beloved Super T in his pocket. it was a very moving send off, much more so than some priest shit talking about someone he has never met. I think that is a brilliant way to pay tribute somebody who has passed, much more honest and respectful than these shitty funerals.

http://37.media.tumblr.com/7ea1010728f897d86269dee25b9301d6/tumblr_n61m5jwJCw1sn75h6o1_1280.jpg

Has he figured out how to live or is he being punished by Zeus for giving the secret of beer to mankind?

The dog is the life of the party, what are you talking about being punished.

Sorry, thought that pic was taken in a prison cafeteria.

Naw, they serve Budweiser in prison cafeterias.

http://i.imgur.com/CqWzhT8.gif