http://thoughtcatalog.com/chelsea-fagan/2014/02/a-playlist-for-turning-any-housewife-into-a-ho/
Really, "Ms. New Booty" is how you're going to turn that housewife into a ho? Really?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 23 February 2014 18:13 (twelve years ago)
That '24 rules for gentlemen' thing is pitched exactly at the same audience level as those 'twelve tips for a fabulous face' or 'sixteen ways to reignite your sex life' teasers I've been seeing on magazine covers at grocery checkouts all my life. Anyone who takes such steaming heaps seriously is still in the confused and deeply immature phase of their life, no matter what age they might be.
― Aimless, Sunday, 23 February 2014 18:58 (twelve years ago)
http://meetville.com/images/quotes/Quotation-Dave-Matthews-tomorrow-Meetville-Quotes-228739.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 24 February 2014 01:53 (twelve years ago)
If Dave Matthews isn't dead tomorrow I'm going to be disappointed.
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 24 February 2014 16:47 (twelve years ago)
Same as always.
― The Whittrick and Puddock (dowd), Monday, 24 February 2014 17:04 (twelve years ago)
Haha http://thoughtcatalog.com/artemis-stiga/2014/02/10-pieces-of-advice-situationists-would-give-us-today/
― jmm, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:21 (twelve years ago)
from noted marcopage "sorry not sorry"
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1622825_1418350671746396_1674563861_n.jpg
― frogbs, Monday, 24 February 2014 21:57 (twelve years ago)
that classic bitch-assaultin' Molly Shannon character
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 24 February 2014 21:59 (twelve years ago)
Is that by the person whom I don't deserve at her best if I can't accept her at her worse?
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 February 2014 22:07 (twelve years ago)
<3 team evovle
i am ready to create a income
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 07:25 (twelve years ago)
"sorry not sorry" is so awful
― clouds, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 13:41 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, that really changes the tenor of the thread... happy to have it hidden behind the bookmark veil.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 14:03 (twelve years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1921989_676735889056291_1112422176_n.jpg
― That's So (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 17:54 (twelve years ago)
Here's another "I'm pretty sure he didn't say that" example, and it's also a really irritating quote
http://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1959300_10151989698906700_1514351525_n.jpg
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:57 (twelve years ago)
DURR EVERYTHING IS FUCKED UP DURR WHY IS THAT WHY
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:58 (twelve years ago)
whoo boy
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1620617_666553360054641_278565888_n.jpg
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:08 (twelve years ago)
yeah thats
― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:09 (twelve years ago)
Is that possible?
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:12 (twelve years ago)
I forgets to eat
― soref, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:15 (twelve years ago)
my best/worst ilx moment was about that very topic
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:23 (twelve years ago)
forgetting to eat is a thing
― Dan I., Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:25 (twelve years ago)
oh it's a thing alright
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:29 (twelve years ago)
I forget to eat! I am not skinny!
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:31 (twelve years ago)
that thread was not my finest houri just looked at it and i just seem like i was in a terrible mood
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:33 (twelve years ago)
probably forgot to eat that day
― j., Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:34 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/14858_882802035082584_900153031_n.jpg
*shakes head, laughs knowingly*
you nailed it, george takei!
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:45 (twelve years ago)
too lazy to photoshop coffee measuring cup notation onto a syringe
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:54 (twelve years ago)
I hate that trope - "I am such a thoroughly unpleasant person that I automatically dislike anyone who talks to me before I've injested a stimulant"
― frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:59 (twelve years ago)
#mydunkin
― Evan, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:02 (twelve years ago)
frogbs otm
― the immortal jellyfish will never die (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:09 (twelve years ago)
coffee jokes like this are an outlet for our deep love of alcohol, marijuana, and prescription drugs, which you can't really profess your affection for in a work environment.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:32 (twelve years ago)
It's not that I dislike you before that point, I just can't form words.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:42 (twelve years ago)
I should say, it's not necessarily that I dislike you, although if I do, I'm going to feel the same after my coffee too.
the thing i hate almost the most about the internet is how these horrible jokes turn into huge memes and they get reconstructed into a million different jokes except they're all the same exact joke just told in a slightly different order and i can never escape these jokes
― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 02:27 (twelve years ago)
don't talk to me after i've had my coffee
― clouds, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 04:47 (twelve years ago)
Haha
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 12:21 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1654061_10152058885781713_1954639139_n.jpg
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 27 February 2014 04:28 (twelve years ago)
hmmm yeah maybe I'll go to china
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2014 04:39 (twelve years ago)
i've never been to me
― föllakzoidberg (electricsound), Thursday, 27 February 2014 04:46 (twelve years ago)
the dalai lama told me to shit in a rattan suitcase
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:13 (twelve years ago)
you went there
― ronald jerfman (anky), Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:51 (twelve years ago)
lol veg
― balls, Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:59 (twelve years ago)
:D
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2014 05:59 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1797504_615517458503858_2001043027_n.jpg
― death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Thursday, 27 February 2014 14:33 (twelve years ago)
You hear that, gays?! Get to work, I don't have all day here people!
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 February 2014 14:34 (twelve years ago)
― frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:59 (2 days ago) Permalink
It's an actual thing though -- it's called being addicted to stimulants. I guess we addicts are, in a sense, thoroughly unpleasant people.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:15 (twelve years ago)
Until we get our fix!
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:23 (twelve years ago)
i drink more coffee and tea than is probably safe and i hate that meme
― clouds, Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:31 (twelve years ago)
yes but it's not exactly a source of pride now is it?
― frogbs, Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:35 (twelve years ago)
No certainly not, it's a stupid meme. But it's true.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:39 (twelve years ago)