I sort of knew this was a fool's burger when I saw the ad
Just too crazy to be real
Also the Chinese name/tagline is 不素之霸 which roughly translates to "The lord/tyrant of being not-vegetarian"
― 龜, Saturday, 22 February 2014 03:30 (twelve years ago)
Candy bowl lady at my job had Cherry M&M's today. They were kinda almost good - like a rough approximation of actual chocolate cherries.
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Saturday, 22 February 2014 03:35 (twelve years ago)
"The lord/tyrant of being not-vegetarian"
excellent dn
― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Saturday, 22 February 2014 03:37 (twelve years ago)
I remember fondly the Wendy's pretzel bacon cheeseburger I had a few months ago - the bun was one of the best parts of the burger imo.
back when i briefly drove a cab i took a bouncer, one of the largest men i've ever seen in my life, through the wendy's drive through. he ordered ten of these, along with six large orders of fries, and remarked on their quality.
"Don't worry, five are for breakfast tomorrow." he said, unprompted.
― Clay, Saturday, 22 February 2014 03:47 (twelve years ago)
I actually think the real version looks better. It makes more sense now that I know they're breakfast sausages. Would eat.
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 22 February 2014 03:48 (twelve years ago)
Amazing story Clay
5 burger to 3 frybox ratio seems out of whack. As a fry man I'd go for a 1 burger to 2 frybox ratio myself
― 龜, Saturday, 22 February 2014 03:50 (twelve years ago)
I'd have an infinity ratio when it comes to Wendy's fries.
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 22 February 2014 03:55 (twelve years ago)
i kept meaning to start a 77 thread for cab driving stories but i only ended up doing it like september and half of october before i got a better job where the chances of getting stabbed were significantly lower. (it's at a law office so the likelihood is probably not 0% but much closer than driving weirdos around a weird city.)
― Clay, Saturday, 22 February 2014 03:56 (twelve years ago)
Wendy's fries are the best fries it's true xp
― 龜, Saturday, 22 February 2014 03:57 (twelve years ago)
Dang Clay, would read
― 龜, Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:02 (twelve years ago)
"a fool's burger"
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 22 February 2014 05:52 (twelve years ago)
this is the best thread
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 22 February 2014 16:45 (twelve years ago)
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-taco-bell-breakfast-to-go-national-prepare-for-the-waffle-taco-20140224,0,6163064.story
"Taco Bell's plans are to do breakfast with mostly portable items that its Millennial base can hold in one hand and cellphones in the other."
"'We don't use buns or burgers or circular things at breakfast — that's not who we are."
otm, circular things have no place at breakfast!!
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 24 February 2014 22:40 (twelve years ago)
i only acknowledge mcdonald's and carl's jr fast food breakfasts.
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 24 February 2014 22:43 (twelve years ago)
i am ok with this taco bell invention in theory. but i'd prefer that they use their lab time to invent new ways of combining ground beef, nacho cheese, and frito-lay products.
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 24 February 2014 22:45 (twelve years ago)
heathen. my 2 year-old and i have gotten a lot of mileage out of pancakes this winter.
― an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 24 February 2014 22:46 (twelve years ago)
you could tell the statement was super-serious by the second exclamation point
― have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 24 February 2014 22:52 (twelve years ago)
was hoping that the "heathen" part of mine would get the same point across.
― an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 24 February 2014 22:52 (twelve years ago)
in japan those pancakes would be rectangular
― j., Monday, 24 February 2014 22:53 (twelve years ago)
otm
― have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 24 February 2014 22:54 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, fuck you, doughnuts!
― nickn, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 00:14 (twelve years ago)
and bagels!
― We Do Really Loud (doo dah), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 02:14 (twelve years ago)
it'd make things a lot easier if places would organize their menus by shape ffs
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 05:27 (twelve years ago)
pizza: squares or triangles?
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 05:45 (twelve years ago)
http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2014/02/24/taco_bell_breakfast_eerie_video.html?wpisrc=hpsponsoredd2
you would think yglesias would be phoning it in now, but no, he is bringing us the scoops
― j., Tuesday, 25 February 2014 07:19 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/c6nsBjr.gif
― 龜, Monday, 3 March 2014 00:21 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/2iSeg1H.png
― 龜, Thursday, 6 March 2014 06:22 (twelve years ago)
that is a fantastic idea
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 March 2014 06:30 (twelve years ago)
for me to poop out
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 6 March 2014 06:33 (twelve years ago)
the lettuce will help you! it's not a sandwich so much as it is a "sandwich system".
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 March 2014 06:38 (twelve years ago)
Disgusting and I want one anyway.
― brains hangin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 6 March 2014 06:52 (twelve years ago)
doesn't all the potato just seep out while you eat??
― j., Thursday, 6 March 2014 06:54 (twelve years ago)
You're right, they should fry that into a potato pancake first.
― brains hangin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 6 March 2014 08:17 (twelve years ago)
hash browns already on mcD's menu no?
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 6 March 2014 08:26 (twelve years ago)
Menu value pack includes a stuffed animal and the soothing voice of your late mother.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 6 March 2014 08:42 (twelve years ago)
Japanese potato salad is a distinct and wonderful thing (and ace for hangovers).
― baked beings on toast (suzy), Thursday, 6 March 2014 08:51 (twelve years ago)
http://www.pizza-pockets.com/menu/img/new/newPizzaImg13113.jpg
― Iain Mew (if), Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:20 (twelve years ago)
yes please
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:24 (twelve years ago)
and i would gladly pay an additional 280 elephants for a basket of wedges to go with
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:25 (twelve years ago)
if your food doesn't come with ikea-like instructions, i'm not interested tbh
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:27 (twelve years ago)
they had me until broccoli florets
D:
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 March 2014 22:44 (twelve years ago)
there should be a rolling new food laboratory inventions for american chain restaurants thread east asia edition
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-aS8pPxZIVT4/UwX4-lJeYPI/AAAAAAAALMI/feVDgxhEeCo/s640/hong-kong-kfc-pizza-dog-sign.jpg
― dylannn, Friday, 7 March 2014 15:40 (twelve years ago)
yes!
― how's life, Friday, 7 March 2014 15:41 (twelve years ago)
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-UO1qqI9Vd9o/UwX5AHkgJ3I/AAAAAAAALL0/WOJHEoE-Myo/s640/hong-kong-kfc-pizza-dog.jpg
http://www.isidorsfugue.com/2014/02/the-pizza-dog-at-kfc-in-hong-kong.html
― dylannn, Friday, 7 March 2014 15:42 (twelve years ago)
that's some intense fetish shit there
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 March 2014 15:42 (twelve years ago)
want
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 March 2014 15:42 (twelve years ago)
Or just chain restaurants, non-monolingual Anglophone Rest of World, even
― Three Word Username, Friday, 7 March 2014 15:43 (twelve years ago)
http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-4XSUQ4bsWTg/UuZlfucDdVI/AAAAAAAAKhU/HiT5FFmXRM0/s640/prosperity-singapore.jpgi will cop to wanting to try a mclychee fizz, though it sounds like the name of a one-legged prospector in an old western movie
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 March 2014 15:44 (twelve years ago)
or lychee mcfizz, either way. Huat ah!
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 March 2014 15:45 (twelve years ago)
pizza dog does not look good. is it half of a hot dog? or is the hot dog submerged into the pizza?
― POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 March 2014 15:47 (twelve years ago)