What Can't You Find On The Internet?

x-post - Yes, I know but I was too lazy to look tbh.

(also, thank you)

A soundboard with short phrases from the works of Shakespeare.

can anyone find the clip of Charlie Rich burning John Denver's announcement at the 1975 CMA Awards? it surfaced on youtube last year, but it's since been taken down :(

― when skrillex just stood there (unregistered), Saturday, January 4, 2014 3:08 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh my fucking god this is better/worse than I imagined.

Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXgiCr-V9HM

conway twitty's wife just disgusted

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/4-05-2014/xIVaiu.gif

a+++

So recently I learned that my first concert was Roy Orbison and The Beach Boys sometime in the 80s, at Lake Lanier Islands. I am still trying to track down the date/year of this show but what I would really love is to stumble upon a bootleg of it.

That reminds me:

A video of Roy Orbison and The Voice of the Beehive on ITV's Night Network late-night show, reviewing the week's new videos on a, including I Started Something I Couldn't Finish by the Smiths.

I remember Roy Orbison expressing empathy at Morrissey's sadness.

Internet tells me it was 15 Nov 1987.

Lately I've been thinking about a pair of online diaries that I remember reading around 1999-2001, some time in that range. Unfortunately I can't remember the exact names of the diaries or who wrote them, so Google proves pretty unhelpful, as you can see below. Anybody remember either of these?

1. Diary of High School Nerd - pretty sure this was pretty close to the right name, but now all I can see to find are links to High School Musical fanfic. This was a kid who self-described as a comedy nerd, over the course of it I believe he either transferred from a religious school to a public one or vice versa. I think the guy who wrote it went on to do some comedy writing on the web at one point.

2. Diary of a 40 Year Old Virgin - not sure on the exact title, but it was close to this. It way predated the Steve Carrell movie, which has since made it really hard to search for. The guy was in his 40s and a huge gym rat, but he mostly wrote about his struggles dating and meeting women.

Lanier Land Music Park, Cummings, GA June 11, 1983

?

2. Diary of a 40 Year Old Virgin - not sure on the exact title, but it was close to this. It way predated the Steve Carrell movie, which has since made it really hard to search for. The guy was in his 40s and a huge gym rat, but he mostly wrote about his struggles dating and meeting women.

The Life and Times of a 41-Year-Old Virgin

"As for a loser like me, well, all I get is grief. I was at the store getting some Bush's baked beans, and as I was walking down the main aisle, some woman flew out from a side aisle and barely missed me with her shopping cart. I opened up Lou's School of Etiquette immediately. I said, "Excuse me, stupid!" real loud. She kept going and muttered that I must hate myself. I told her, "Awww, shaddup you ol' krunk!" She came back and said, "Excuse me, do you want me to call the police?" I said, "Go ahead, make my day!" She didn't have a clue about how stupid she was. But, she sure knew that I was wrong. She needs to go home and simmer her head in some chicken broth. It is a good thing that I am a benevolent monk."

wtf

That's it! Thanks.

Haha, yeah, it's... uh.. something.

lol

I remember reading his Loser Living Upstairs diary about 5 years ago and being a little creeped out by the obsessiveness of it all. but this is obviously creative/comedy writing, right?

Loser was up and around again at 12:29 in full pacing glory. If I had to guess, I'd say the blinds are shut and the shades are pulled down. Loser has his own secret, dark little empire, but we know he's pulling the bishop! He sat his ass down again, but now the K-Mart is turned up even more. At 12:37, Loser drained the lizard. At 1:03, Loser was on the phone for five seconds, or else you know what he was doing. At 1:08, Loser is allegedly on the phone for twenty seconds. Then, he turns the K-Mart down. At 1:09, Loser was in the can. Nine minutes later, one flush. A second flush. A third flush. Loser had a THREE-FLUSHER! At 2:02, Loser sprung back to life and broke into a feverish pace. He began pacing in a circular fashion at 2:05. He made three loops, then left at 2:10. He returned five minutes later and then left again immediately. Loser is a man on the move!

He mentions Hearts of Space. Is that the legendary new age radio show?

can anyone find the clip of Charlie Rich burning John Denver's announcement at the 1975 CMA Awards? it surfaced on youtube last year, but it's since been taken down :(

― when skrillex just stood there (unregistered), Saturday, January 4, 2014 3:08 PM

Oh my fucking god this is better/worse than I imagined.

Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXgiCr-V9HM

― pplains, Saturday, 5 April 2014 05:04 (1 month ago)

oh shit, thanks! (just saw your post now)

The 2008 feature film 'Wednesday Again.'

The Merv Griffin Show Season 7 Episode 158
March 27, 1970

Merv's guests are Mark Frechette and Daria Halprin stars of "Zabriskie Point", youth militant leader Abbie Hoffman, TV personality Virginia Graham and National Review editor Tony Dolan with regular Arthur Treacher.

this funny porn clip of a bloke who looks like anthony kiedis having anal sex but he sings an improvised song throughout (which begins with the line "Now i'm in your ass yeah!") - literal funniest thing I've ever seen and it seems to have vanished.

Bruce Robinson's preferred, rejected (by the director) draft of the screenplay for Fat Man and Little Boy.

The reaction shots halway through that Charlie Rich video are priceless!

I want someone to upload a version of Kraftwerk's "Electric Cafe" at 45rpm to Youtube. This is what was used as the Sprockets theme song.

Also I want more Sprockets!

I can't find old Franklin Institute commercials

I can't find videotapes of 90-year-olds getting their diapers changed!

The live version of Kelsey Grammer/Frasier singing 'Hear the blues' youtube video used on here as a rickroll. Where is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKlge0jfg48 ?

Tyyyyyyyyyy <3

The image that used to be here http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/47/47795/folders/91892/1124408helm1.jpg

Here is an example of one that's still working.

This picture of a couple ppl dressed in Alien costumes chilling in the stands watching some sports

This one? http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/2642-alien-spectators.html

http://i.imgur.com/aLbLAoC.jpg

Yes! Thanks a lot, man

digital version of John Boorman's novelization of Zardoz

http://ebooks.i2p.us/bookdetail.php?page=13&id=18733

ilx is good! (the penis is still evil)

A very whimsical documentary called something like 'Happy Birthday Piter" or "Happy Birthday St. Petersburg" (Russia, not FL) that has lots of interviews with 40-somethings about their lives and contains the line 'Perhaps I can cut you a thinner gerkin?' I think it came out about 7 years ago.

ShariVari to thread.

Googled "thinner gherkin": http://libweb.lib.buffalo.edu/emro/emroDetail.asp?Number=287

Plasmon, you genius!! I'd been googling it in bloody Russian and hadn't found anything! Thank you.

How To Dress Well's "Live Yourself" mix, either for download or purchase.

Nm, found it!

The parody of this magazine cover featuring Hillary Clinton.

http://i.imgur.com/QCxKFhq.jpg

It was published by Esquire circa. 1999-2001.

A chronological list of the complete Elephant 6 discography.

A year or two ago I found an archive of what appeared to be a currently running public access show (or an otherwise obscure local television show). Probably from the greater New England area? I think it was called "____'s Show". The tagline of the show was "____'s Show is your show." It seemed like every episode had different hosts, or were pulled from a large pool of hosts.

A .jpg or similar of the poster included in the 1990s rykodisc elvis costello box set of elvis w a machine gun in his mouth accompanied by the text "don't join"

closest I could find

http://i.imgur.com/XNHgISD.jpg

Frustratingly any link to a sale on an Acid Jazz box set that was on my facebook feed this morning. Supposed to be through Harmless records but I can't see the box listed on their homepage, even for full price.

I can't find the thing that was on my feed earlier either. Assume that any time i go into facebook from another source i'm not going to find exactly the same feed as I had earlier anyway. Plus I don't think I was intentionally linked or subscribed to anything to do with harmless records. Did wonder why it was on my feed but it did look tempting.
I just was on my phone when i first saw it and have far less access or display on that than on my computer. Now can't find it again. Looked on their Facebook page and it seems to be weeks behind the current date and no sign of the offer which I think was newer.

a google image match on pplains' image brings up the actual Don't Join poster

http://www.amazon.com/Elvis-Costello-Mercenary-Armed-Forces/dp/B0040QFRI0

and here's some interesting background on the original
https://jonmwessel.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/design-barney-bubbles/

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all the acid jazz box set links seem to be from 25th anniversary in 2012