http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-fucking-dammit-youre-a-stupid-fucking-moron-wh,35305/
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 19:18 (twelve years ago)
^^^ close to the bone
― ljubljana, Thursday, 20 February 2014 01:41 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/german-leaders-quietly-confident-they-could-pull-o,35345/
“get [a second Holocaust] going”
― cristalnacht (lukas), Friday, 21 February 2014 21:55 (twelve years ago)
where to now the onion?
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 February 2014 21:58 (twelve years ago)
― cristalnacht (lukas), Friday, February 21, 2014 4:55 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Mordy , Friday, 21 February 2014 22:01 (twelve years ago)
ouch, you're right
― ugh (lukas), Friday, 21 February 2014 22:06 (twelve years ago)
the combination i guess
― ugh (lukas), Friday, 21 February 2014 22:07 (twelve years ago)
Reverend Al Sharpton Takes Time Off From Holy Duties To Make TV Appearance
― real myst opportunity (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 18:36 (twelve years ago)
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, February 19, 2014 7:18 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ljubljana, Thursday, February 20, 2014 1:41 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol yeah that felt a little too familiar over here
― imago bantz and the deems context (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:29 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGonCxJrcs0
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 22:13 (twelve years ago)
THEN SHE ATE IT LIKE BUGS BUNNY
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 22:19 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/political-cartoonists-wife-finds-disturbing-nude-d,35402/
― goole, Saturday, 1 March 2014 00:24 (twelve years ago)
omfg iwo jima
― balls, Saturday, 1 March 2014 05:42 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PbHo205M_U&list=PL4NL9i-Fu15iZLbSfrxZCpZfKchWr9Vna&feature=c4-overview-vl
"Robocop, a futuristic sci-fi thriller about a cyborg policeman, and, a remake of the classic 1924 film, 'The Robotic Police Officer'"
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Saturday, 1 March 2014 05:51 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/video/new-marijuana-study-says-everyone-knows-youre-high,35386/
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 18:04 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/cam-girl-has-ash-on-forehead,35448/
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 22:20 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-only-20-minutes-until-introverted-man-gets,35507/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:1:Default&recirc=technology
little too close to home, this one
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 12 March 2014 17:57 (twelve years ago)
otm
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:58 (twelve years ago)
there are no jokes, only truths
― rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:52 (twelve years ago)
Obama Spends Afternoon In Garage Restoring Classic Drone
― Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 14 March 2014 18:09 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/mischievous-koch-brothers-trick-beautiful-woman-in,35581/
― coops all on coops tbh (crüt), Thursday, 20 March 2014 18:53 (twelve years ago)
Apparently the fake Fred Phelps obituary, like the best Onion articles, fooled all kinds of idiots, including the Vice Mayor of Maricopa County, AZ who completely tripped over his own dick.
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Friday, 28 March 2014 18:33 (twelve years ago)
haaaaaaa
― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 28 March 2014 19:09 (twelve years ago)
wow that story got really good
― socki (s1ocki), Monday, 31 March 2014 16:47 (twelve years ago)
After mentioning he has “many, many” gay and lesbian friends, Farrell states he read the article with no prior knowledge of Phelps or The Onion. “If you read the article, it mentions nothing about him being anti military, which by the way, I support our troops 100 % and thank God every morning for the ones that put their lives and their families on the line for America,” Farrell writes. “All the article mentions is how this guy fought against Gay rights on a biblical platform that God set before us.”
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 31 March 2014 16:52 (twelve years ago)
Do you think people at the Onion have a potluck lunch to celebrate these wins?
― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 31 March 2014 17:15 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-58-of-worlds-japanese-speakers-white-23year,35690/
― 龜, Thursday, 3 April 2014 06:06 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/12-xtreme-slides-just-for-teens,35709/
w00t!
― Evan, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:43 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/9OpUjuQ.jpg
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 19:08 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/exit-from-apartment-delayed-20-seconds-to-avoid-pl,35765/
― 龜, Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:58 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/tour-becoming-oneonone-between-guide-and-man-who-k,35759/
― Mordy , Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:29 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, that was pretty OTM, been on that tour mannnny times.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:06 (twelve years ago)
So otm
― Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 13 April 2014 03:06 (twelve years ago)
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
― silverfish, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 19:04 (twelve years ago)
This one is too good, almost not funny
http://www.theonion.com/video/george-w-bush-debuts-new-paintings-of-dogs-friends,35799/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 18:40 (twelve years ago)
oh my god
― goole, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 19:20 (twelve years ago)
dead. fucking. on.
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 19:29 (twelve years ago)
onion at its best
― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 19:40 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/its-been-a-while-since-someone-wrote-a-hit-song-ab,35784/
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 20:20 (twelve years ago)
best piece of music writing ever
George W. Bush Debuts New Paintings Of Dogs, Friends, Ghost Of Iraqi Child That Follows Him Everywhere
http://www.theonion.com/video/george-w-bush-debuts-new-paintings-of-dogs-friends,35799/
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 17 April 2014 10:27 (twelve years ago)
Posted just above! It's a great one, though.
― Evan, Thursday, 17 April 2014 13:46 (twelve years ago)
hah yeah, it's pretty amazing
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:05 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/how-to-solve-a-rubiks-cube,35827/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:3:Default&recirc=mens-fashion#22
― k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 16:57 (twelve years ago)
Here is is starting from the beginning and not from the last panel: http://www.theonion.com/articles/how-to-solve-a-rubiks-cube,35827/
― pplains, Monday, 21 April 2014 17:02 (twelve years ago)
whoops sorry
― k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 17:11 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/activists-release-horrifying-video-showing-how-mea,35861/
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:45 (twelve years ago)
perfect
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:50 (twelve years ago)
Autopsy Determines Total Loser’s Corpse Contained No Traces Of Drugs, Alcohol
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:01 (twelve years ago)
too real
http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-h,35929/
― chinavision!, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:35 (twelve years ago)